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Nov 4 7 tweets 2 min read
In this day and age, you gotta think DEFENSIVELY in your relationships with women. You must be a professional.

Remember:

Every chick that loves you NOW can be your biggest hater/enemy in the future

Everything you do or say today, can be used against you in the future

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Don't threaten chicks via text, on the phone

Don't hit them

Don't keep relevant documents/things in your house than can be used against you in court etc.

Don't talk specific business stuff in front of hoes

Don't send them stupid/dangerous videos/photos/screenshots
In general

You must accept that every word you said, every information you shared with a chick, every situation she's witnessed in your house or while hanging out with you

Will get leaked sooner or later

So avoid approaching the serious stuff while having hoes around.
But don't be too secretive

Too much hiding raises suspicion.

Leak certain things ON PURPOSE in order for the bitches to think they know you. Gotta build a little trust too 🤣

Make her think you're open to her. But be "open" with things you'd be comfortable to get leaked.
Furthermore

Another strong defensive tool is

Not playing a role

If you're doing crazy shit but your public image is one of a good guy, any minor mistake can get you in trouble

If everyone knows you're crazy anyway, even if something bad gets leaked people won't be surprised
Ex.

If photos with McGregor hitting people in pubs get leaked. Nobody is shocked. We all knew he gets drunk and acts like this. So nothing can happen to him because he had the image of a crazy guy anyway

But if some politician/doctor etc does this - then it's game over for him.
Conclusions:

Best defensive tools with chicks

- Only share/do things that can't really get in you in trouble

- Don't be too secretive, pretend you're really open to them

- Don't play a role. If you know you're "crazy" don't choose a profession that requires good guy behavior

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Nov 2
Depression is caused by INACTION.

Scared to Facetime that girl cause you think you won't be funny enough on camera

Scared to approach in the mall thinking you'll get rejected

Afraid to quit job/school in order to start a small business

This type of behavior KILLS YOU INSIDE.
Of course, failure damages your confidence too

But at least you tried AND LEARNED SOMETHING

Don't wanna sound cliche but McGregor was right with his quote "You win or you learn"

Instead of choosing the role of a spectator, just put yourself out there and attempt SOMETHING.
People will laugh anyway

If you're a 35 year old peasant having a job and an average life, others will say "Look at this dork, life defeated him"

If you fail in business they'll say "Haha he tried 10 things but fucked up every time"

Just ignore everything and be ON THE ATTACK
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Nov 1
How you look MATTERS

Especially in Western countries where dating through apps like Tinder is super popular.

But

You cannot change your facial structure, height

The most important thing you can do is to

IMPROVE YOUR STATUS

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Even putting on muscle isn't that relevant if you're too short

Like under 5'9' etc.

Yeah you can do it, makes you feel good but

Realistically speaking

Someone whose 6'3 and doesn't work out at all is still more physically attractive than some 5'7 guy who sleeps in the gym.
The reality of the world is this

The more handsome you are as a man, the less money and effort you need

Handsome = jawline, nice facial features, height. The type of guy who everyone considered good looking since he was a teenager.

Not handsome?

You need MONEY AND CLOUT
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Oct 19
The reason why you don't have the right mentors, friends, soldiers:

You think of taking more than you think of giving

Once you find pleasure in helping others & providing value, things will change

Instead of "What's in it for me?"

Think in terms of "What does this man need?"
Every nice gesture you do for others is like investing money into a business

It MIGHT pay dividends in the future

Every time you help someone, compliment them, or even inspire them

You increase the chances of being powerful in the future

You might win a long term ally.
It might seem common sense but I'll give you an example from pop culture

"The Godfather"

Remember when people would come to Don Corleone and he'd do favors for everyone? And then after years when he needed their assistance they were all happy to give his family a helping hand?
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Oct 19
I like trashy hoes & good girls

Trashy - Fake tits, tattoos, big ass, take drugs, party in the best clubs, dress like sluts

Good girl - 0 or a few past relationships, good heart, finds pleasure in pleasing her man

Problem is most girls look normal BUT are also sluts🤣

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Most annoying types are the ones working jobs, or studying in some University

They dress normal & look "cute" but are also technically hoes even if they don't look slutty

In don't like it in the middle

You're either someone whose never been in the club or a pro at hoeing
Doing cocaine + looking like the girls in rap videos + 2-3 friends that look like you + available for parties all the time etc

OR

Wifey material

Why the fuck you look like a wife, talk about careers and also take drugs and fuck with a lot of dudes

Choose a fucking role 🤣🤣
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Oct 15
The 3 things I HATE the most about partying

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1.

One of the most difficult things to do is

Waking up after a night of partying

And opening the photos and videos from the night before

Feels so cringe to watch, everything seems so retarded idk🤣

I have a rule with my friends

Wait 2-3 months until u go back & see it 🤣
2.

I also hate it when one of my friends starts the next morning by saying

"BRO DO U REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID"

And I say "No"

Then he starts telling me

And I just stop him before even finishing the first sentence

Rule 2

What you do/say when you're drunk CANT be judged🤣
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Oct 14
"I'm not stupid like those girls you're used to!"

"I'm different I'm a woman who demands respect!"

"I'd never accept what X accepted from you!"

"I don't know what kind of girls you've dated in the past but..."

Baby shut up that's the point

I need someone MORE stupid

BYE.
When a female says another girl is "stupid"

What she really means is

"That girl is submissive to her man. She puts him above her interests. I'm a hoe that was already damaged by men and I sucked plenty dick for free already. Now I should change and find some reliable loser"
Had a conversation with a bitch I fucked like 2 times

She met my close friends and their girls

So I told her "Look baby these girls are really proving that they love their men. You should take example if we'll be together in the future"

She was like "I'm not stupid like..."
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