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Jun 10, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I never date peasant girls like the type who work in a supermarket or Starbucks

Id feel super embarassed to he honest

Cant take them to some High end restaurant

Cant present them to my social circle

Idk Why it s a flex on Twitter to date these type of chicks 🤣🤣 I Dont even make eye contact with girls who have peasant jobs

Imagine some broke ass Bitch

You go out with her and all of your friends come with hot chicks, High heels, dressed nicely

And the peasant chick comes with some PUMA sneakers or something 🤣🤣
Jun 8, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Even in dark circumstances you can find reasons to smile and feel better

Do 300 push ups

Go in the park and run. Meditate about the moves you'll make in order to get richer & improve your position.

The easiest, cheapest way to improve your mood is working out.

No excuses. When I had no money as a teenager

Especially in the summer, when everyone who was rich was going on holiday, going out wasting time, driving their nice car around the city

I'd just go in park and run for 1 hour at night to clear my mind and improve my mood.
May 6, 2023 12 tweets 2 min read
Top 10 reasons why you're not winning yet.

THREAD 1. Bad allocation of your time

You basically have 16 hours a day at your disposal

Most of you don't use these moments properly

Instead of focusing on business, girls, networking, learning skills

You focus on elements that have a LOW ROI

Things that don't matter.
Mar 17, 2023 10 tweets 3 min read
One of the most important MAFIA figures in Romania, over the past 30 years

Is IOAN BECALI aka Giovanni

He’s a renown sports agent, multi millionaire and international figure with connections all over the world

Here’s a breakdown of some of the lessons he shared

THREAD 1. Always treat your connections the best you can

He said he bought a Rolls Royce Phantom just for picking up his guests from the airport

He would take them to the best restaurants and hire high end prostitutes to entertain them

This helped in selling soccer players abroad
Mar 10, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
How to have sex with lots of girls without getting in legal trouble later

*Read this if you wanna be a playboy in 2023

THREAD First of all

We gotta keep in mind that women lie a lot about being abused by men especially in the Western countries, EU

Lots of rich people have got into trouble

Dani Alves from FC BARCELONA, Neymar in the past, Hakimi from PSG recently and the list goes on
Mar 8, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
Most common signs that a girl is a bad blueprint who you cannot have a long term relationship with

THREAD 1. Keeps her phone away from you/turns off her notifications/is very sensitive if someone else is on her phone

2. Talks about her ex's and the way she mistreated them or the way she's been "abused"

3. Talks about other men in front of you. Celebrity crushes or her orbiters.
Mar 7, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
I don't see nothing wrong with running an OnlyFans agency as long as everyone is happy

- You
- The employees (the models, the staff etc.)
- The customers

In this game everyone can be satisfied

You and your employees earn a lot. The customers get what they've paid for. Furthermore

It sounds COOL

Imagine a girl you're dating knowing you're dealing with hot women on a daily basis at work versus her knowing you're sending some emails or some boring ass business / job.
Mar 6, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
If you want more money, better girls and strong friends

Improve the way you look, the way you speak, the levels of attention you get, your position on social media and society, the way you dress.

Everyone wants to hang around and do business with cool people.

THREAD 1. The way you look is the easiest thing to improve, doesn't require too many resources

As a general rule, if you're bigger and stronger girls will like you cause they feel protected when they're with you

Plus other men want friends who look combat ready. Not some skinny dorks.
Mar 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I was watching Jon Jones prepare for his return

He basically recruited 10 heavyweights and put them all in the same place for his training camp

Lesson

If you wanna be good at something surround yourself with like minded individuals who do, speak and want the same things. Imagine spending your time with 5 broke friends who talk negatively and say things like

"oh I can't afford x"

"Oh it's too risky to start this business"

You won't evolve as a person by exchanging ideas with worms who lack confidence and don't want it BAD.
Jan 28, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
The reason why people like Mike Tyson said they abstained from sex before fights isn't that ejaculating is bad

It's just that chasing pussy, talking to multiple women, going to bed late, drinking, providing fun in order to get girls - distracts you from your mission and goals. In order to maximise your performance in business or in the gym, you gotta cut out pointless activities & chaos

So if you're in a season of your life when you wanna improve financially or you're completely out of shape & you wanna look good

Choose one girl and get disciplined.
Dec 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
What you need in your 20's to become successful

1. Online businesses
2. Gym
3. Martial Arts
4. Healthy eating most of the time
5. Hanging out with girls you're really into
6. Only talking to guys who are hustlers and want it bad
7. Love from a woman who cares about you

THREAD 1.

If you don't make money from your phone you're missing out

Imagine having to go out from your house, to some bullshit office, wasting time in traffic, dressing up nicely

A WASTE OF TIME

Why not be somewhere nice while managing everything with just some vocal messages.
Nov 4, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
In this day and age, you gotta think DEFENSIVELY in your relationships with women. You must be a professional.

Remember:

Every chick that loves you NOW can be your biggest hater/enemy in the future

Everything you do or say today, can be used against you in the future

THREAD Don't threaten chicks via text, on the phone

Don't hit them

Don't keep relevant documents/things in your house than can be used against you in court etc.

Don't talk specific business stuff in front of hoes

Don't send them stupid/dangerous videos/photos/screenshots
Nov 2, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Depression is caused by INACTION.

Scared to Facetime that girl cause you think you won't be funny enough on camera

Scared to approach in the mall thinking you'll get rejected

Afraid to quit job/school in order to start a small business

This type of behavior KILLS YOU INSIDE. Of course, failure damages your confidence too

But at least you tried AND LEARNED SOMETHING

Don't wanna sound cliche but McGregor was right with his quote "You win or you learn"

Instead of choosing the role of a spectator, just put yourself out there and attempt SOMETHING.
Nov 1, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
How you look MATTERS

Especially in Western countries where dating through apps like Tinder is super popular.

But

You cannot change your facial structure, height

The most important thing you can do is to

IMPROVE YOUR STATUS

THREAD Even putting on muscle isn't that relevant if you're too short

Like under 5'9' etc.

Yeah you can do it, makes you feel good but

Realistically speaking

Someone whose 6'3 and doesn't work out at all is still more physically attractive than some 5'7 guy who sleeps in the gym.
Oct 19, 2022 5 tweets 1 min read
The reason why you don't have the right mentors, friends, soldiers:

You think of taking more than you think of giving

Once you find pleasure in helping others & providing value, things will change

Instead of "What's in it for me?"

Think in terms of "What does this man need?" Every nice gesture you do for others is like investing money into a business

It MIGHT pay dividends in the future

Every time you help someone, compliment them, or even inspire them

You increase the chances of being powerful in the future

You might win a long term ally.
Oct 19, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I like trashy hoes & good girls

Trashy - Fake tits, tattoos, big ass, take drugs, party in the best clubs, dress like sluts

Good girl - 0 or a few past relationships, good heart, finds pleasure in pleasing her man

Problem is most girls look normal BUT are also sluts🤣

THREAD Most annoying types are the ones working jobs, or studying in some University

They dress normal & look "cute" but are also technically hoes even if they don't look slutty

In don't like it in the middle

You're either someone whose never been in the club or a pro at hoeing
Oct 15, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
The 3 things I HATE the most about partying

THREAD 1.

One of the most difficult things to do is

Waking up after a night of partying

And opening the photos and videos from the night before

Feels so cringe to watch, everything seems so retarded idk🤣

I have a rule with my friends

Wait 2-3 months until u go back & see it 🤣
Oct 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
"I'm not stupid like those girls you're used to!"

"I'm different I'm a woman who demands respect!"

"I'd never accept what X accepted from you!"

"I don't know what kind of girls you've dated in the past but..."

Baby shut up that's the point

I need someone MORE stupid

BYE. When a female says another girl is "stupid"

What she really means is

"That girl is submissive to her man. She puts him above her interests. I'm a hoe that was already damaged by men and I sucked plenty dick for free already. Now I should change and find some reliable loser"
Oct 13, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
People who say notoriety/status isn't important are low IQ

Remember 2 years ago Tate told me to book a table in the club, short notice

I sent my soldier over to do it

"No table sir, sorry"

Then went with Tate there, he showed security his Instagram and they had a free table🤣 Everywhere in the world people act based on how they perceive you

You go to any restaurant/club and you're a nobody?

They'll give you a shitty table until you demonstrate that you spend

Or they just say there's nothing free and give the tables to people they already know.
Oct 10, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
The reason why peasants don't have access to better circles is their mindset and the tactical mistakes made along the way

THREAD Ex. Met a guy few months ago in the martial arts gym

He's a good grappler, black belt in BJJ

This Saturday he was in the same club, sitting by the bar with a friend

He came to say hi and asked if he could sit with me in the VIP sectiom

I said "Yeah sure, you can sit here"
Oct 3, 2022 12 tweets 3 min read
TRAITS YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR IN A GIRL

THREAD. I like girls who cry and beg me to forgive them even for minor shit

Like just come to my house, sit in front for 2 hours and tell me how you won't annoy me next time

"Yes I know I shouldn't have complained about that bitch, just pleaseeeeee forgive me😢"