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Nov 6 โ€ข 229 tweets โ€ข >60 min read
Can @siri tweet for me?
Gotta make โ€˜em smaller
Thread ๐Ÿชก
This messed me up
Dog barking near Lior ashkenazi
Nacho gets longer walks when we look for benches #benches
He smells something but sees nothing.
Should get a subscription like a a note from the doctor
Prescription!!!! Argh
Get prescription for benches #benches
Hope it trends. #benches #trend #foryou works on TikTok
Ginger cat taking a shit in fron of him. Lol next to our bench #benches #benhes
Think Iโ€™m a bit. ๐Ÿค– not but #damnyouautocorrect not bit
I know I can add tweet to this thread later but I donโ€™t want to post them yet
It wouldnโ€™t let me tweet more
Donโ€™t text mom while searching for benches #benches
Ginger cat still eyeballing us
Who gives a fuck?
Nacho peed all over his precious sand.
ืžืขื ื™ื™ืŸ ืื™ืš ื–ื” ืžืจื’ื™ืฉ ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ืขืฉืŸ
No benches. #benches #bench
Donโ€™t want thread to go
He gonna poop
False alarm ๐Ÿšจ
Groovy horns
#unthread ๐Ÿค– @threadbot how do I unthread this with time stamps?
Looks good lookin good
What is it boy? Timmy fell down
Well? Iโ€™m waiting.
Foot tap ๐Ÿฆถ tap
No emoji for tap. #tap #faucet #fawcet?
open.spotify.com/track/1PnmXdkqโ€ฆ follow river donโ€™t chase waterfalls
Should apply myself more
If youโ€™re reading this tweet Iโ€™m either dead or famous. Or both
It faucet. Itโ€™s faucet to cretin
Iโ€™ll never get home this way
Bit but bet bat bit
ืื ื™ ืžืช
ืืคื™ืœื• ื”ืชื™ืงื”ื•ื ื—ืค ื—ื—ื—ื—ื— ืชื™ืงื•ื ื™ื ืฉืœ ืืคืœ ืžืฆื—ื™ืงื™ื ืื•ืชื™ ื•ืื– ื”ื ืžืคืกื™ืงื™ื ืœืขื‘ื•ื“
ืฉืขื”!
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ืฉืจืฉื•ืจ ืืจื•ืš
ืฉืœื—ืชื™ ืœืขื™ืจื™ืช ืชืžื•ื ื”
ืฉืœ ื”ืคื ื™ื
ืœื ืงื•ืœื˜ ืฉื–ื” ืžืฆืœื
ื›ืื™ืœื• ืœื ื‘ื˜ื•ื— ืฉื–ื” ืขื•ื‘ืจ ืฉืื ื™ ืžื•ืกื™ืฃ ื‘ื’ืœืœ
#ืจื›ื‘ #choochoo lost my train completely
Need to remember to look for how to unthread this thread ๐Ÿชก #unthread #ืฉืจืฉื•ืจ
ืื™ืš ืžื•ืฆื™ืื™ื ืฉืจื•ืื™ื ืืช ื›ืœ ื”ืฉืจืฉื•ืจ ื‘ืจืฆืฃ?
ืื™ืš ืขื•ืฉื™ื ืืช ื–ื”? ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป
ื™ืืœืœื”. #ื”ื‘ื™ืชื”
ืื ื™ ืžืงื•ื•ื” ืฉื–ื” ืื ื™. ืื™ืš ืžื™ืฉื”ื• ืฆืคื” ื‘ื–ื” ื›ืœ ื›ืš ืžื”ืจ
ืจื’ืข
ื ืืฆื•ืก
ื™ืกืกืก
ืื—ืœื” ืฉื™ืจ
ืœืืŸ ืื ื™ ืžื•ืกื™ืฃ ืืช ื–ื”?
ืœื ืœืืŸ ืฉืจ ืขืฆืชื™ ืฉืจืฆื™ืชื™
ืฆืงืฆืงืฆืงืฆืงืฆืงืฆืงืฆืฆ ืฉืขืขืขืขื” ื›ื›ื” ืชื™ืง ืชื™ืงืชื™ืง
ืื—ืœื” ืจื“ื™ื• open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dโ€ฆ
We donโ€™t stop. You canโ€™t stop ๐Ÿ›‘
Stop โœ‹๐Ÿป
ืกื˜ื•ืค ื ื’ืขืชื™ ื‘ืื“ื•ื
What doe Jared Kushner sound like?
ืžื–ืœ ืฉื”ื ื™ื›ื•ืœื™ื ืœื”ืงืœื™ื˜ ืืช ืขืฆืžื
ื™ื•ื“ืขื™ื ืื™ืš ื”ื•ื ื ืฉืžืข ืื‘ืœ ืœื ืื™ืš ื”ื•ื ื ืจืื”
Every date is a blind date if youโ€™re blind
ื‘ืื ื’ืœื™ืช ื–ื” ื ืฉืžืข ื™ื•ืชืจ ื˜ื•ื‘
ื›ืœ ืคื’ื™ืฉื” ื”ื™ื ืคื’ื™ืฉื” ืขื™ื•ื•ืจืช ืื ืืชื” ืขื™ื•ื•ืจ.
ื”ื‘ืขื™ื” ืฉื”ื ืืฃ ืคืขื ืœื ืžืชืื”ื‘ื™ื ืžืžื‘ื˜ ืจืืฉื•ืŸ
ื”ืœื›ืชื™ ืœืจืฉืช ื”ื”ื™ื
ืจืฉืช? ืงื”ื™ืœื”? ืืคืœื™ืงืฆื™ื”? ืคื•ืจืžื˜?
ืžื” ื”ืžื™ืœื” ืฉืื ื™ ืฉื”ื™ื ืžื—ืคืฉ.
ืงืคืฅ ืœื™ ืงื•ื“ื
ื”ื™ื ืจืืชื” ืืช ื–ื”?
ืœื
ื˜ื•ื‘ ืื ื™ ืืคืจืกื
ืืช ื–ื” ืื‘ืœ ืœืžื” ืืชื” ืžืกืชื™ืจ? ืื™ืŸ ืœื™ ืขื•ื“ ื”ืจื‘ื” ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื. ืคื”. ื‘ืฉืจืฉื•ืจ.
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ืื—ืจื•ืŸ. ื”ื•ื ืฉื•ื‘ ืื•ืžืจ ืœื™ ืœืคืจืกื ืœืคื ื™ ืฉืื ื™ ื™ื›ื•ืœ ืœื”ื•ืกื™ืฃ ืขื•ื“ ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื. ืžืขื ื™ื™ืŸ ื›ืžื” ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื ื–ื”?
ืœืงื— ืœื™ 33 ืฉื ื™ื•ืช ืœืžืฆื•ื ืืช ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฅ ืžืขืœื™ื™.
ื—ื™ืคืฉืชื™ ืืช ื–ื”
ืืžื ืฉืœื™ ืฉื•ื‘ ื›ืชื‘ื” ืœื™
Donโ€™t text mom while searching for #benches
ืžื” ืจืฆื™ืชื™ ืœื”ื’ื™ื“ ืคื”
ื”ื•ืคื” ื”ืชื—ื™ืœ ืฉื™ืจ ืขื ืคื•ื˜ื ืฆื™ืืœ.

open.spotify.com/track/5TBsLU9Tโ€ฆ
ื›ืžื” ืกืคืจื“ื™ืช ื•ืคื•ืจื˜ื•ื’ื–ื™ืช ื“ื•ืžื™ื?
ื›ืœ ืคืขื ืฉืื ื™ ืœื ื–ื•ื›ื” ื‘ืœื•ื˜ื• ืฉื” ืกื™ืžืŸ ื ื•ืกืฃ ืœื–ื” ืฉืื™ืŸ ืืœื•ื”ื™ื
Check the lyrics of this song open.spotify.com/track/5TBsLU9Tโ€ฆ
Not a recommendation for anyone reading but a message to my future self who will read this tweet Tweet
It doesnโ€™t auto capitalize tweet tweet ๐Ÿฃ Tweet ๐Ÿฅ
Death Star cake.
It did capitalize Death Star that is hilarious
๐Ÿ’€ โญ๏ธ
X wing
Winger
Want to win the lottery
Needs to lose weight
ื”ื—ืžื™ืฉื™ื™ื” ืื– ืฆืขืงื• ืดืžื•ื•ืช ืœืขื ื ื™ืืด
20 ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื ื•ืื– ืืคืฉืจ ืœื”ื•ืกื™ืฃ ืขื•ื“ ื—ืžืฉ
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ื”ื’ื–ืจ ื”ื™ื” ืžืชื•ืง
ืื•ืœื™ ืœื ื›ื“ืื™ ืœื ืฉื ืฉ ื‘ืฉืขื” 23:00 ื’ื ืื ื–ื” ื ืฉื ื•ืฉื™ ื™ืจืงื•ืช
ื–ื” ื”ืฉืœื™ืฉื™ ืขื›ืฉื™ื•
ื”ื•ื ื ื ืกื” ื”ืคื•ืš 4
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ื–ื” ืžืžืฉ ืงืฉื” ืœื”ืชืจื›ื– ื‘ื–ื” 16
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ื”ื ื” ื”ื•ืคื™ืข ื”ืชื™ืจื• ืฉืื•ืžืจ ืฉืื ื™ ื™ื›ื•ืœ ืœื”ื•ืกื™ืฃ ืขื•ื“ ื—ืžื™ืฉื” ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื 20
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25 ื•ื–ื”ื•. ืื ื™ ื™ื•ื“ืข ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืฉื–ื” 25
ืื—ื“ ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื ื”ืงืœืืกื™ื™ื.
open.spotify.com/track/5yfHDmZHโ€ฆ ืื—ืœื” ืฉื™ืจ ื’ื ื›ืŸ
ืืคืฉ ืจ ืœืจืื•ืช ื›ืžื” ื‘ื™ืงืžืจืงื• (ืขืฉื• bookmark) ื™ืขื ื•
ื‘ื•ื ื ืจืื”
The sneakers song
I wanna share it. The one with the whistle if white Jess?keds
Damn click tweet
Young folks!
I was thinking about the kids with the white shoes better run run run run
The one about a shooting
#benches this is one long thread ๐Ÿชก
At home but still benching. Or still bench
Still bench sounds hippier
More hip
Hip as in the body part
Not hippy or hippie but more hip
Brain fart ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿง 
๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ’จ
Elephant ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’จ
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Add another one. Didnโ€™t click twee all but the plus button again
does this have whistles too
ืื™ืŸ ื’ืœื™ื ื‘ื•ื ืคื
open.spotify.com/track/5h0XoYIjโ€ฆ ืฉื™ืจื™ื ืขื ืฉืจื™ืงื•ืช
ืคืจืกืžืชื™ ื’ื ื‘ืกื˜ื•ืจื™ ืฉืœ ื”ืื™ื ืกื˜ื’ืจื
ืœื–ื›ื•ืจ ืœื‘ื“ื•ืง ื’ื ืฉื
ื’ื ื‘ืคื™ื™ืกื‘ื•ืง
ื›ืŸ. ื›ืœ ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื ื™ื•ืฆืื™ื ื‘ื™ื—ื“ ื‘ืจืฆืฃ ืฉืœ ื”25
ืฉืืœื•ืช ืฉืืฃ ืื—ื“ ืœื ืฉืืœ ืืฃ ืคืขื
ื‘ื•ื ื ืžืฆื ืืช ื”ื”ืชื—ืœื” ืฉืœ ื”ืฉืจืฉื•ืจ ื”ื–ื”
ื–ื” ื™ื™ืงื— ื™ื•ืชืจ ืžื“ื™ ื–ืžืŸ ืขื›ืฉื™ื•
ืื ื™ ืœื ื‘ืžืฆื‘
ืื ื™ ืืฉืœื— ืืช ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฅ ื”ื–ื” ืœืื ื™ ื”ืขืชื™ื“ื™ ืฉื™ื—ืคืฉ ืืช ื”ื”ืชื—ืœื”
ื ืจืื” ืื ื–ื” ื™ืฆืœื™ื—
ืฉืœื—ืชื™ ื‘ื•ื•ืื˜ืกืืค
ื ื—ื›ื” ื“ืงื”
ื”ื ื” ืขื‘ืจื” ื“ืงื” 23 โ€”< 24
ืžืชืงืจื‘ ืœืฆื™ื•ืฅ ื”10,000
<โ€”โ€”->
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<โ€”โ€”โ€”<
ื—ืฅ
ื‘ื•ื ื ืงื‘
ื‘ื•ื ื ืจืื”. ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืจืฆื™ืชื™ ืœืœื—ื•ืฅ ืขืœ ื”ื›ืคืชื•ืจ ืฉืœ ื”ื‘ืืงืกืคื™ื™ืก
ื”ืื ื™ืฉ ืœื–ื” ื’ื™ืฃ
ืื™ืš ืœื ื”ื•ืกืคืชื™ ืืช ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฅ ื”ื–ื” ืœืฉืจืฉื•ืจ ื”ื–ื”!! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
ืืคืฉืจ ืœืขืฉื•ืช ืื ืœื™ื™ืง ืœืฉื™ืจ ื‘ืกืคื•ื˜ื™ืคื™? ื–ื” ื–ื•ื•ืขื”
ื‘ื•ื ื ืฉืžืข ืื•ืชื• ืฉื•ื‘ ืžื—ืจ open.spotify.com/track/67wcAJeaโ€ฆ ืื•ืœื™ ื“ืขืชื™ ืชืฉืชื ื”
ืœื™ืœื” ื˜ื•ื‘
ื”ืชืงืœื—ืชื™
ืื ืื ื™ ืžื•ื—ืง ืฆื™ื•ืฅ ื”ืื ื”ื•ื ื ืžื—ืง ืœื™ ืžืกืš ื›ืœ ื”ืฆื™ื•ืฆื™ื ืฉืฆื™ื™ืฆืชื™?
Weed is the reverse Ritalin
Thoughts from the shower
Weed is the reverse Ritalin. Speed is the Reverse Flash
The Flash is the Reverse-Reverse Flash
Anti Flash?
Flash-Man
ื‘ื•ื ื ืจืื” ื›ืžื” ื–ืžืŸ ื‘ื™ืŸ ืฆื™ื•ืฅ ืœืฆื™ื•ืฅ ื‘ืชื•ืš ื”add tweet 23:53
Letโ€™s see if we can wait til 23:55 and then tweet another tweet and weโ€™ll see if there is a long time stamp or not
Now wait till 23:57.
Now!!
Original Tweet from 23:53 was added at 23:57
Iโ€™m writing this at 23:58 but time stamp will be different. It will show the time of the clicking
It will be when I click Tweet all button. Which wonโ€™t be 23:59. That is now
Post at midnight
Now!!!
ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืื ื™ ื‘ืืžืช ื”ื•ืœืš ืœื™ืฉื•ืŸ
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