Thread by @TheRickWilson

1/ Washington's media culture really likes Kevin McCarthy. He's an affable, back-slapping dude. He's easy to have a beer with. He plays the role of the reasonable guy who smirks in private at the MAGA clownshow.

We have it from THREE events in the last year that Kevin's pitch...

2/ ...to major donors was "Hey, help me get my people through the primary so we have numbers against the crazies."

But for all that private reasonableness and bonhomie, Kevin's majority -- and yes, folks, redistricting and math means he'll have one -- ...

3/ ...will be majority MAGA. Trump's inevitable re-entry into the 2024 race (are you not paying attention?) will mean the MAGA majority of the GOP caucus will weaponize the House. There have been other previews, but this one is mine:

1. Impeachmentpalooza. Kevin will try to...

4/ ...hold the line, but Trump will demand it and he'll fold in a hot minute. Gym "I can't hear the screaming from the locker room" Jordan will preside. Biden, Harris, Blinken, the DHS folks, et al. It's Republican Oprah: "YOU get an imepachment and YOU get an impeachment!"

5/ 2. Expect TWO YEARS of nonstop Hunter Biden's Laptop horseshit. I mean, forever. It will fill the MAGA disinfo channels with ever more lurid madness on which to base their 2024 campaign. Again, Trump will DEMAND it and they will execute on it.

6/ 3. Fauci isn't going to enjoy retirement, because these goons are going to do an anti-vax passion play with him as the villain. "Why did you stop us from curing the Vid with bones, faith healing, and horse dewormer?"

7/ 4. Expect the DOJ, FBI, et al to come under withering attack as a way to intimidate the prosecution of Trump and the January 6th terrorists. This is the show that the many of the DC media will both-sides, and the country will suffer for it terribly.

8/ 5. Other investigations into any group or person who every opposed Trump are pretty predictable. (I, for one, await the subpoena!)

9/ 6. You should also look forward to a hundred DOA bills that are pure trolling. "Bring Back Leaded Gas Freedom Fuels" "Nuke The Caravans" "Build Duh Wall 2024" and so on. They're to feed the maw of the Fox/Facebook ecosystem.

10/ Kevin will try to do a bunch of vanilla bills to say he held to the Commitment To America he touted earlier this year. It will remind you of an unsuccessfully retired stripper giving dat ass one more shake before slinking backstage.

11/ Ends for now.