The thoughts of all at Streatham Rovers Football Club are with the American people on this, the 21st anniversary of the horrific events of 9/11. 
To every idiot claiming we've got the wrong date: do you have any idea how offensive you're being? How about you get off the internet and get yourself some friends you sad little freaks.
Okay - we did actually get the date wrong. And we apologise for that. But ultimately that shouldn't be allowed to distract from what was a genuine and heartfelt memorial message.
To everyone having a go at us for this I'd just like to humbly remind you that it wasn't Streatham Rovers Football Club that hijacked a bunch of airplanes and flew them into buildings.
A bit of perspective here wouldn't go amiss.
We consider this the end of the matter.
A bit of perspective here wouldn't go amiss.
We consider this the end of the matter.
The Club Committee Chairman has requested we tweet a link to the webshop where you can purchase our 2022/23 home shirt, and point out that they ship to America so if you thought our memorial was #ATouchOfClass you can show your support by buying one 👍 bastardosports.bigcartel.com/product/streat…
Look for the avoidance of doubt we use a different way of writing dates in Britain. This wasn't some ridiculous mistake by the Football Club/me, it was an honest mistake. Write your dates however you like but we in England INVENTED the concept of time so you're in the wrong here.
Just occured to me I've failed to use the Club's official hashtags: #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos #COYBIPAG #AubergineArmy #ThinkAboutGoals
You can use these to find out all the latest info on your favourite Xtermin8 Rat Poison League team.
You can use these to find out all the latest info on your favourite Xtermin8 Rat Poison League team.
We are receiving an unbelievable amount of abuse from cybertrolls. I can't take much more. I feel dizzy and sick. Every time I look at my phone or laptop it's hundreds more vile replies or that horrible "crying with laughter" emojo. My men's mental health is all over the place.
I just wanted to extend the hand of friendship round the world
I will be speaking live at 8pm GMT (3pm New York, midday Los Angeles) to apologise on behalf of the Football Club and the Club Committee for what has happened today. twitter.com/i/spaces/1MYxN…
Just realised I was on "mute" for most of that. Spencer's going to go berserk. I'll have to try again.
Just a piece of advice: do NOT use the @BazakeMedia Public Relations service. They claimed they couldn't help us today as one of their co-founders was permenantly suspended from Twitter for impersonating Elon Musk and had apparently turned up at the office drunk and abusive.
And whilst I'm at it DO NOT use the legal services of Oliver Laughdugry. He is a glorified toilet cleaner and moneylaunderer who sold absolutely disgusting "NFT's" of him and his dead wife having sex as cartoon monkeys
LOOK AT THIS HORROFIC NONSENSE 👇👇
LOOK AT THIS HORROFIC NONSENSE 👇👇
https://twitter.com/sarah_ox_laugh/status/1477626460676534275?t=hhpZi1HgWxyZjxnq3ePXpw&s=19
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