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Streatham Rovers Football Club
@StreathamRovers
Non-league club in South London. Proud members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. Established 1917. Shop: https://t.co/y8ZJampJwK
Nov 9, 2022 • 14 tweets • 5 min read
The thoughts of all at Streatham Rovers Football Club are with the American people on this, the 21st anniversary of the horrific events of 9/11. To every idiot claiming we've got the wrong date: do you have any idea how offensive you're being? How about you get off the internet and get yourself some friends you sad little freaks.
Nov 7, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
We fully support this. As many of you will remember, in 2018 we mistakenly arranged a friendly match with a non-existent "parody" football club and the simple inclusion of an explanation that it was a joke would have saved us a lot of wasted time and effort. We'll played Elon! 👍 Image And you know what the worst thing is? When we hastily tried to rearrange a friendly it went "semi viral" and we became a laughing stock. We still get opposition fans singing "WANKF*RD ROVERS FC, BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN" at games.
Jun 29, 2021 • 43 tweets • 30 min read
Hello. This is going to be a long thread. We want to explain something that’s happened behind the scenes here. There’s been inaccurate rumours flying about so we want to set the record straight.

Please be warned that there will be some quite intense video footage at the end. One of our club mottos is #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos. That’s not just marketing speak like you might find in the Premier League. At our level it means something. We’re a community-centred club, so we’re going to be as open about all this as legally possible.