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So kuna time nikikiwa campus nilikua naishi na room mate yangu..... So this guy alikua akileta madem most of tye time kejani"madem type yangu" aaah so kijana mi naenda exile kama kawaida... So kuna this time mahns aka pop up na mali safi ajab....
So ninja akanishow itabidi amefanya sleep over na ule dem... Nikamshow aina mambo.. The lady naye alikuwa mali safi adi kipofu angeona. By then dem yangu alikuwa ametravel so at the moment sikua na manzi and nilikua dry spell ajab...Mazee jioni ikaingia giza ikaanza kukam kam
Ikabidi nime come up na plan ya vile naeza smash uyo dem pia😂😂... Aah ikabidi nikue naingia kejani natoka. Naingia tena natoka ndio wasiradi last move.... Mimi uyo nikaingia chini ya bed😂😂so ma guys ndo hao washa tandikana za kwaanza wakaenda mturaa nikabaki chini ya bed...
Ikabidi nime act quick nikatoa bulbSo fala zimekam ivi zikaanza kulimana tena kiasi nikafeel uyo dem ako solo... I guess my roomate alikuwa ametoka😂😂... Aaah si nikafika bed ju manzi alikua ndedhee baaas sasa hapo ndio drama iliaanza 😂😂😂mazee mi nikafika bed kiasi dem
Anasema Sio wewe ako zile za mbona uko na sharti😂😂... So kumbuka siezi bonga ju nitashikwa manzi akatoka mbio kuenda kuwasha bulb😂😂na ukumbuke nilikuwa nimetoa bulb... So anafinya switch haiwaki..... To be continued

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Kuna this kisii friend of mine huanga napenda kuishia na yeye klabu kupiga sheree.. So kuna this time tumeenda strip club flani kujibamba... Maahns kufika nikama hajai ona vitu kama hizo.
So time nimechill pale counter mahns aka spot stripper akimwagiwa pesa. This guy was so Excited akataka kutry out that thing 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️I rember alikua amebuy njugu ya kindee ndio askumie jaba akarudishiwa fote ya kibaki😂😂.. So this guy anaona pesa inatushwa and then he decides
Kurusha iyo fote bob Kwa bahati 😂iyo fotee ikalima uyo stripper kwa magoti😂😭hatujai Pigwa vita kama iyo siku. Moral of the story avoid kisii friends..... To be continued 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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I will never forget uncle martin😂😂 so kuna siku hapo tuko maraundi pale mitaa na anko martin. That guy alikua smoker ajab hakuna time angekosa fegi.... So kuna this day amenichukua ka mtoi tutembee tembee around akanipea ma story
So marto ananiambia vile mzae Alipatana na mkoro And stuff. Juu uyu msee ni smoker😂akaamua ashike super match yake kwa duka. So ju alikua na pesa less ikabidi ameshika moja after mahns amexhukua fwaka, dalili za mvua zikaanza kuonekana. Kimani saiyo ananishow vile morio wake
Ashaiumwa na umbwa kwa makende😂akitoa kiberiti😂😂juu ni naisha story zake na mvua inaanza kumwagika.... Marto a najaribu kuwasha fwaka na kiberiti imebaki moja.... At the process, fwaka inanyeshewa na kiberiti inazima 😂😂marto mzaee anakuanga short tempered... Mahns
Alinilipua ma baree kadhaa hadi Hii maskio ya left hua haisikii vizuri 😂😂.... To be continued

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Beste yangu flani alikua na kadem kengine apo area. So time flani ametoka shuguli akakutana na uyo dem😂so si ninja ikasaka spot ya quickie.... Jamaa ikajaribu lakini hapati kabisa... So mahns anapiga foreplay but deep down mind ina ring vile
Ata Smash mali😂😂... So ni usiku na light inaoneana kila mahali this guy decided kuenda...Kwa makaburi flani apo ndio apate quickie 😂😂the kaburi zihukua silent na giza hukua so at the moment dem ako horny ka fucking na uyo boys pia ako horny..... This dude decided to hit that
That thing 😂😂uweeh mahns akatoa njwaga huskii forces zikatoka from nowhere njawaga ikakatwa, sikuizi wame i hung apo kwa makaburi😂😂usiku wanavalisha mask😭😭😭😂..... To be continued

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