Thread by @Hey_There_Satan

Imagining #shinkami starts dating and during that first week, Denki sees Shinsou walking to school with a "hot older blonde man" and gets all upset, but he just can't tell it's Present Mic with his hair down bringing his son to class.

Kaminari is like "HE WEARS LEATHER, HE PROBABLY HAS A PENSION, HOW COULD I EVER COMPETE WITH HIM?" and the Bakusquad is like "lets go kick his ass for hurting Denki, and that weird older sugar daddy he got too."

But when they finally corner Shinsou and his supposed "other boyfriend" they are about to yell and attack when Mic is like "Yeaaaaahhhhhh! IT'S MY FAVORITE GROUP OF LISTENERS! Good morning!"

And the rest of the Bakusquad is like, "Oh, it's just Present Mic without hairgel. Lol, our bad" but Denki is like "OH GOD, I COULD NEVER COMPETE WITH PRESENT MIC. HE'S WAY COOLER THAN ME."

Both Hitoshi and Mic have to sit Denki down and be like "look, we're family, this was not a date." Hizashi even adds, "Hitoshi has it so badly for you that we make fun of him at home for it," and Denki is like "well at least I'll never have an embarrassing meeting with your mom!"

Of course the next morning Denki sees Shinsou walking to school with a hot guy with black hair, but it's just Aizawa cleaned up for a press conference and Kaminari can't recognize him either so he makes a fool of himself again.

Hitoshi is both embarrassed and delighted to see Denki simps for him as much as he simps for Denki, but nobody is more entertained than teenager Eri who now introduces her family as, "Hitoshi, and our daddies Hizashi and Aizawa, but not /those/ kind of daddies."

~The end~

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