Imagining #shinkami starts dating and during that first week, Denki sees Shinsou walking to school with a "hot older blonde man" and gets all upset, but he just can't tell it's Present Mic with his hair down bringing his son to class. Kaminari is like "HE WEARS LEATHER, HE PROBABLY HAS A PENSION, HOW COULD I EVER COMPETE WITH HIM?" and the Bakusquad is like "lets go kick his ass for hurting Denki, and that weird older sugar daddy he got too."

Denki: "Sensei, are we ever going to cover 'clever battle zingers' for class?"

Aizawa: "Pardon?"

Denki: "You know, like those badass lines we say before kicking villain butt? You could say 'I'm here to have two legs and kick ass, but I've only got one leg!"

Aizawa: Aizawa: "Hitoshi, are you aware of what your boyfriend said in class?"

Hitoshi: "yeah, he texted it to me like 4 times."

Aizawa: "And do you approve?"

Hitoshi: "No, cuz if you have only one leg you can't really kick someone's butt. You don't have another to stand on."

Aizawa:

A thread with sexworker Kaminari who made himself an OF account just so he could spend more money on video games and asexual photographer Shinsou who offers him camera advice.
(A silly thread based on an IRL experience🧵) CW: talks about sexwork but this isn't a sexy thread, it's basically a silly meet-cute between #shinkami that is wildly different in ending than the one I had IRL because shinkami should always be together. I'm censoring OF to 'OrneryFlams' cuz bots.

Thread starts next tweet!

Shinkami Month 2022 prompt - Mythology

In which Ancient Greek Denki fantastically misunderstands a request to put a stop to the "Mina Tour." He suspects it will be easy to ask his friend to stop scamming tourists, but he's in for a monstrous surprise when he meets Shinsou.
🧵 @shkmevents #shinkamimonth2022 #shinkami Greek mythology AU with human Denki and Shinsotaur/Minotaur Shinsou.

CW: sexual humor, threat of danger but let's be real Denki and Hitoshi will both be fine and live happily ever after cause I'm writing this fic.

(Thread next tweet)

Regular human Kaminari assuming his new boyfriend Is just super into being goth and doing vampire roleplaying, while Shinsou desperately tries to explain he is in fact an actual vampire.
#shinkami #erasermic
🧵 Denki has been dating Hitoshi for an entire month so far and he's never been happier. They have late-night movie marathons and cuddle in Shinsou's room with his blackout curtains. It's going well, even if Denki is confused by just how dedicated Hitoshi is to vampire roleplay.

I keep thinking about Bakugou and Kaminari as incubus who show up at Kirishima and Shinsou's apartment intending sexy times but end up as: "Bitch, you live like this? YOUR FRIDGE IS EMPTY!" and "It's 3 AM, aren't humans supposed to be asleep right now???"
🧵 Kaminari and Bakugou don't usually work as a team, and incubi might be social creatures though not when feeding- but they're friendly with each other and practiced enough to know it's easier to go after prey if other people in their house are also.../preoccupied/.

#shinkami
Shinsou has joined Class A and is experiencing his first crush but he's got no fucking idea how to flirt. So Shinsou puts oranges in Denki's backpack as a form of loving seduction...but now Denki thinks he's being haunted by some kind of citrusy poltergeist.
🧵 (Based on this post that @etannnnnnnnnnn sent me)

Kaminari proposing to Shinsou like: Look, I know a lot of people write Shinsou as taking initiative in proposing to Denki but you can't tell me that Kaminari wouldn't jump at the chance to do a private but lavish proposal (private cause he knows Toshi would hate the attention) but a grand display of love anyway.

"Sweet Intentions"

A #Shinkami #Kamishin Valentine's Day thread, where Hitoshi tries to discover why Denki is making a secret trip with homemade chocolates and winds up with a conspiracy theory worthy of Todoroki. ((Directly inspired by @KylePhillipsFun amazing tiktok about Denki trying to ask Shinsou out on a valentines date and getting distracted by...someone special.
vm.tiktok.com/TTPdBUd7bm/ ))