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#sheith from that whiney alpha post ✨

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What people don't know about Takashi Shirogane is that he's absolutely insufferable after a rut.

And yet Keith loves him all the same.

He'd maybe love him a little bit more if he'd let him go so he could pee, but, well...
"Keeeith..." Shiro groans into the skin of Keith's shoulder, tightening his already vice-like grip around Keith's waist. This, inevitably, puts more pressure on Keith's bladder, making the omega in question sigh heavily.
"Shiro, babe, if you don't let me go I'm going to piss all over this bed and we both know that neither of us are into that." Keith eeks out, doing his level best to keep control of his body.

Another whine and Shiro lets up a little but not all the way. "But it's coooold."
Keith groans, trying and failing to peel Shiro's fingers apart so he can free himself. When that doesn't work he presses his hands to his eyes until he sees white. "Would it make you feel better to come with me?" He asks.
There's silence and then the blunt jut of Shiro's chin digs into his shoulder. "Can we bring the blanket?"

Keith sighs, wondering how his life came to this. But despite that, he nods, because you'd have to kill him before he considered denying Shiro what he wanted.
Which is how they find themselves, standing in front of the toilet, Shiro pressed up against Keith's back, happily nuzzling his omegas rats-nest hair while Keith finally relieves himself. Shiro's got the comforter still draped over the both of them with just the corner lifted so
Keith can pee. Keith, dog-tired and so done, just stares at the wall over the toilet where they've hung some nondescript art to try and liven up the place.

He finishes.

He flushes.

He washes his hands.

And then Shiro is dragging him right back to bed.
"You're lucky I love you." Keith grumbles with no heat behind it, letting himself get manhandled back into bed. Shiro turns and nudges them both until Keith is warmly cradled in his alphas big arms.

Shiro, for his part, doesn't look the last bit repentant, grinning big like
he knows the truth. He's insufferable because he always gets his way and there's only one person in this bed who's at fault for that.
He leans down and kisses Keith, then nestles in close. "Mmhm, love you too, babe." He rumbles, pleased and proud, and really, who could say no to that?

(TBC maybe 😘)

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