Thread by @thisuser_isdumb

Hey #NAFO Moms,
The live tweeting from the monthly PTA meeting has begun!
October's mtg lasted 2 hours 8 minutes, hopefully we can get done faster tonight!
One mom is showing photos of her toddler. Everyone is gushing, I am avoiding that group. I don't want to lie.
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8:10 elections for next year's PTA board

There is some Karen drama already!

Karen has withdrawn her nomination for PTA secretary! (And her name really is Karen LOL)

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8:16 Nonsense has been pronounced!
There is a glitch with technology. The people attending via Zoom are having problems voting for the new PTA board. Only in person votes were being counted.
No panic. The zoom people are texting their votes to the current pres.
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8:34 The PTA is discussing the preschool Halloween party.
My kids are older, so I am not paying attention!

Wait, nonsense was pronounced! The DJ let the preschool kids use toilet paper to do a mummy game. The toilet paper was a mess to clean up. #toiletpapergate

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8:47
PTA is discussing how each event charges a different fee to food trucks. This confuses our food truck vendors. Apparently, the town is now expecting new paperwork too.
The health dept inspector is also named Karen LOL
What food trucks doing?
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9:09 Winterfest chair said "Mechanical reindeer is not available. We can rent a mechanical snowboard. The kids can ride it so it is the same shit in my opinion."
IMO the fee to rent games is shocking! The PTA could buy a 1% of a🇺🇦 #NAFO naval drone with what these games cost
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9:25 PTA winterfest chair found a vendor who can make an ice sculpture out of the school logo.

I can vote for 2 items. How will I choose?
What the hell, I'm voting for the little train & mechanical snowboard. Screw the ice sculptures!
Bonus we can charge it to2022 budget!
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9:37 Nonsense is being pronounced!

OMG! The PTA president can't find the Santa costume in storage! If the PTA can't find it, then we will need to buy a new Santa costume before the tree lighting!
#SantaCostumeGate

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9:44 PTA Board election results
Reminder Karen withdrew her nomination for secretary.
The other Karen (3rd Karen tonight) is announcing the results. Laura was reelected as president.

P.S. It is not a PTA meeting unless someone mentions college football: Ohio v Michigan
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9:58 PTA meeting is still going!

Lordy, I am bored.

If I had drank a shot of vodka each time I heard during this 2 hour PTA meeting a mom talk about having a "glass of wine", I think I would have died of alcohol poisoning by now 🤣🤣🤣

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10:04 PTA meeting has adjoined. Only 2 hours 4 minutes this month. This was shorter than last month's PTA meeting!

Valerii Zaluzhnyi's meetings with his generals probably takes less time!

Goodnight #NAFOmoms and #NAFOfellas

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