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Nov 15 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
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Nov 16
i think one disconnect here is people dont quite get what elon's right wing fans believe twitter was like before their boy got in. they believe it was some crazy woke orgy, with hardly anyone working, using the site to zap all wrongthink.
i have no firsthand knowledge of twitter internally but its very obvious it was not the conservative caricature. but this is what they have come to believe over the last few years. they think twitter engineers were woke warriors and that musk's cruelty is payback.
its an extension of how they think colleges are. just nonstop parades of far left marx worshipping transgender nonbinary do-gooders, persecuting cis white guys with capricious rules and dogmatism, crushing them under their boots.
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Nov 16
ATTN Staff

I need you all to be EXTREMELY HARDCORE, we are in crunch time now. I need extreme dedication from the team in preparation for the launch of Christmas 2.0. If any elves do not eatsleepbreathe Merry, please leave the company by end of day.

Santa
To: Santa From: Santafan696969 "Many of us are on naughty list and shadowbanned from Christmas."

Santa: Working on it now. Will fix.
To: Santa From: Jinglebro "Love how you are executing Christmas code crunch, real model for the Holiday industry"

Santa: Few appreciate my genius.
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Nov 15
into my veins.
the dumb dumbs are at war.
into. my. veins.
in this very limited instance, loesch is right. bannon is a fucking idiot. the mainstream media has puffed him up for years now, but he is a very very very stupid political strategist, but he knows how to get in the ear of reporters from outlets like the ny times, businessweek
not sure of my exact timeline but im pretty sure loesch worked for bannon, back when she used to write for breitbart and he was running the place -- but this is a quick guess dont hold me too hard to it.
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Nov 15
mmmmmm yesssss moreeee
"well senator scott, yo mama so fat she gave the democrats a playbook to attack us on cutting social security and medicare." Image
"senator mcconnell yo mama so fat she didnt give us enough money to win in swing states, not even georgia" Image
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Nov 15
no lie, jesus would be an amazing open world game. imagine the QUESTS.
nerds pounding their game pads to make loaves and fish, walk on water, heal the sick. and no combat!!!!!
"dude i have a sick heal:resurrection ratio. cant wait for the savior dlc to come out"
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Nov 14
its not my world, but finance is so far gone past the basic stuff we learned in high school of "a company sells part of itself to the public and then the company repays that investment through dividends." i know its a really basic level of looking at things but *gestures*
i know some of this is real and not as shady as crypto, but so much of it sounds like "push the donk on the slurp juices and then the brewardo coefficient determines the value of your gronks, which are worth $7 billion dollars"
how about i just give a company some of my money for a while and they use it to build the business and then either i get a dividend or the value of my portion of the company goes up? is that really that hard?

me:
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