Thread by @AmoneyResists

Donald is “running for POTUS again.” Hilarious. Here are all the reasons he will never be President again no matter what he says or does:

1.) He is under a dozen investigations for crimes ranging from espionage to seditious conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and is going to prison

2.) He committed treason, sedition, and incited a deadly insurrection against the United States of America, making him ineligible and permanently disqualified from any public or elected office in America. [This *will* keep his name off the ballot in at least half the states].

3.) He lost in 2016 by 3 million votes. Lost the GOP the House in 2018, lost them the Presidency (by 9 million votes) and the senate in 2020 and lost them the senate (again) and prevented their red wave in 2022. Even Rupert Murdoch said he won’t back another run of his for the WH

4.) He’s no longer useful to the Republican Party. They’ve completed their transformation into a cult of neo-fascist conspiracy theorists who incite political violence, engage in domestic terrorism, and empower and colloborate with white supremacist groups like the Proud Boys.

5.) His ‘campaign’ (in whatever meager forms it takes before he’s indicted, prosecuted, convicted, sentenced, and imprisoned) only serves to drive a wedge between the GOP’s base, which they have already begun to desperately attempt to rebrand themselves under a new false prophet

6.) He can’t win no matter what. The United States has never unequivocally rejected anyone as emphatically as it has Donald Trump and every person who bears relation to him or shares his last name with the only possible exception of Mary.

7.) He’s “running” for all the same reasons: attention (it’s KILLED HIM every moment he hasn’t been the center of it for the past 2 years); deflection from his endless crimes/scandals/lawsuits; and his ultimate goal of reacquiring the immunity from prosecution that POTUS provides

8.) He’s a 76 year old malignantly narcissistic morbidly obese drug addicted dementia-ridden abomination who doesn’t believe in exercise. Everyone around him knows he was never fit for office before. Now it’s just a fever dream. Never happening in a million years.

The bottom line is: No, Donald, America will never ‘reelect’ you POTUS. And you are going to spend the rest of your miserable life in prison for your lifetime of crimes that include the most egregious acts of treason and sedition that anyone has ever perpetrated against the U.S.

But to the extent that you are able to drive a wedge between the GOP, I say go nuts. Go out in a blaze of glory and take the entire party down with you. There could be no more fitting end to this regrettable chapter of our history.

When even @IvankaTrump isn’t on board with your #TrumpAnnouncement, it’s time to face reality. Clearly she knows there’s not even any money in it for her or Jared this time around.

Oh and there were no accomplishments of his administration, nepotism Barbie. Just crimes, disgraces, embarrassments, impeachable offenses, abuses of power, abrogations of oath, and violations of the U.S. constitution. And a reminder of who @IvankaTrump is:

He’s doing this to keep the grift going. Not because he has any chance in the universe of being POTUS again. It’s about grifting all he can for as long as he can. That’s all. That and avoiding prosecution, which he can no longer do now that he’s not POTUS.