Thread by @aksnevv

#moshang how mbj sends his husband off to work every morning

mbj: qinghua.

sqh: yes?

mbj: don’t forget your lunch.

sqh: i won’t!

mbj: also i packed you an extra sweater in your bag, just in case.

sqh: hehe what are you? my wife?

mbj: yes.

sqh:

mbj: i am qinghua’s wife.

sqq: i mean why are you the only one going to work who’s the man in the relationshi—

mbj: qinghua is.

sqh: i am.

i just believe that yes, ceo mbj is good but househusband mbj is even better. no one advocates for the wife-ification of mbj more than mbj.

mbj, who leaves the house in expensive suits and luxury colognes and sqh who wears t shirts and sweat pants.

but sqh is the one that goes to work every day and provides the money while mbj is the one who stays home and pampers his stressed little husband.

sqh: why are u surprised ur husband is basically ur dog

sqq: HEY—

sqh: don’t think i haven’t seen the things you keep in your drawers

also i imagine his coworkers visiting sqh’s apartment and being greeted by a mbj wearing a pink, frilly apron.

coworker: oh who is this? i know you said you had a wife.

sqh: this is my wife!

mbj, staring at them menacingly, a shadow over his face:do you have a problem with me?

bana just brought way of the house husband to my attention and so i had to make this edit