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Jan 2, 2023 • 70 tweets • 12 min read
#bingqiu
socialite sqq hires a rent-a-boyfriend company to match him with a suitable partner for accompanying him at charity events and banquets.
but sqq gets so much more than what he bargained for.
rent a boyfriend? no.
lbh is the pinnacle of rent-a-househusband.
when sqq opens the door to his penthouse apartment, he has a bottle of wine in one hand and a pleasant smile on his face.
“hello,” he greets but when his eyes fall on the man standing at his door, his mouth drops.
“i’ll make you fall in love with me in 30 days, just you wait!” sqh yells at mbj, determination lacing his voice.
mbj smirks.
“i’d like to see qinghua try.”
[in which an oblivious sqh tries to make a man that is already in love with him, fall in love with him]
mbj is the campus darling, with dashing looks and a mysterious background. he’s stoic and cold and handles every person at a respectable distance.
where sqh and mbj star the leading roles in a romcom film. when it comes to the first kiss scene, sqh approaches his co-star hesitantly.
“have you done this before?” mbj asks.
sqh, who has never had his first kiss:“of course i have!”
and mbj’s eyes darken.
it isn’t until after they pull away from eachother, sqh’s lips wet and panting, a glazed look in his eyes as he leans into mbj, that mbj realizes that his little co-star has never had a kiss before.
“sloppy.” he says, teasingly with a straight face and revels in sqh’s red face.
Nov 24, 2022 • 14 tweets • 2 min read
thoughts of immortal mbj, walking the earth with sacred power and falling in love with every reincarnation of sqh.
finding sqh in every lifetime.
and the helplessness of watching him die every time.
mbj walking into a coffee shop on a bright, sunny morning. he remembers when the building was constructed so many years ago.
taking steps forward into the café, he looks around at the decorations as he follows the path to the ordering station.
“hi, how may i help yo—oh!”
Nov 21, 2022 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
#moshang au where soulmates’ names are written on each other’s wrist.
sqh’s has always read ‘mobei jun’ but mbj was always evasive about his soulmark.
then one day, sqh sees it— and it doesn’t say shang qinghua.
but instead it reads his original name, a name long forgotten.
i just think the identity reveal angst of this in canon setting and how sqh wants to reveal himself to mbj so bad but the system won’t let him do it, no matter what.
and mbj has the internal conflict because he was always taught that his soulmate would understand him best—
camboy au where sqh is browsing a popular cam site.
he clicks the most popular stream and watches as a muscular, faceless man with pale skin moves across the camera.
sqh squints his eyes. “hold up, why is this guy familiar?”
he gasps.
“holy shit is this my boss?”
sqh sits back in his chair, hands clasped above his mouth in shock.
a mole the collarbone.
pale skin, almost blue in the light.
the unmistakeable broad frame.
and most importantly, a fitted suit hanging in the background— one he sees almost every day.
“that’s mobei jun.”
Oct 4, 2022 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
#moshang
sqh is desperate for an apartment when lbh says he knows a guy looking for a roommate.
sqh instantly accepts.
lbh has just one warning: “mobei jun is a little…cold, to say the least.”
“but it should be fine, right?”
it isn’t until he moves in, that sqh understands.
when sqh pulled up to the medium-sized apartment, arms filled with boxes, he didn’t know what to expect of his mbj-character.
lbh had given him plenty of warnings, but sqh paid them no mind. maybe he was just a weirdo? it didn’t matter if they didn’t interact much.
where sqh thinks that his lifelong crush on mbj is terribly unrequited.
meanwhile, mbj thinks they’ve been steadily dating for five months and are very much in love.
mbj driving sqh home every day from work and sqh is like “why must this man be so perfect and make my heart beat like this when he doesn’t even like me”
and mbj being like “ah my little boyfriend is sleepy and tired, look at him thinking so hard ☺️”
it’s common knowledge that secretary sqh, a married man, has a crush on ceo mbj, who is also married.
witnessing infidelity before their own eyes, the employees only wonder how their poor spouses would react if they knew about this office affair.
[there is no affair]
“there they go again, boss kissed shang qinghua’s hand for the fourth day in a row.”
“four days?! isn’t the boss married?”
“yes he is! and that’s what’s so sad. he talks about how perfect and mousey his wife is— but clearly there’s something going on here.”
Aug 2, 2022 • 74 tweets • 13 min read
#moshang
where ever since he was a child, sqh had the ability to see a countdown timer to his death.
at age 25, he’s completely resigned to his kismet.
it’s cruel fate that when sqh only has one year left to live, does the universe introduce a man that makes him feel alive.
sqh lived his life recklessly, knowing there was a countdown to his death that remained steady.
no matter how wild he lived his life, sqh would die at age 26 and it was written in stone.
it wasn’t that he didn’t get scared, sometimes sqh doubted the timer— that it was wrong.
where mbj and sqh have two completely different tiktok accounts.
they make completely different content and have completely different audiences.
somehow, people still find out that they’re dating.
sqh running a tiktok account for his hamster named airplane, a chubby little thing that likes to run away from the camera.
sqh doesn’t really show his face, his voice usually just cooing behind his phone.
