#bingqiu

socialite sqq hires a rent-a-boyfriend company to match him with a suitable partner for accompanying him at charity events and banquets.

but sqq gets so much more than what he bargained for.

rent a boyfriend? no.

lbh is the pinnacle of rent-a-househusband. when sqq opens the door to his penthouse apartment, he has a bottle of wine in one hand and a pleasant smile on his face.

“hello,” he greets but when his eyes fall on the man standing at his door, his mouth drops.

#moshang

“i’ll make you fall in love with me in 30 days, just you wait!” sqh yells at mbj, determination lacing his voice.

mbj smirks.

“i’d like to see qinghua try.”

[in which an oblivious sqh tries to make a man that is already in love with him, fall in love with him] mbj is the campus darling, with dashing looks and a mysterious background. he’s stoic and cold and handles every person at a respectable distance.

sqh hates him. [no he doesn’t]

“what?” sqh stutters out.

“i said, i’d like to see you try.”

#moshang actors au

where sqh and mbj star the leading roles in a romcom film. when it comes to the first kiss scene, sqh approaches his co-star hesitantly.

“have you done this before?” mbj asks.

sqh, who has never had his first kiss:“of course i have!”

and mbj’s eyes darken. it isn’t until after they pull away from eachother, sqh’s lips wet and panting, a glazed look in his eyes as he leans into mbj, that mbj realizes that his little co-star has never had a kiss before.

“sloppy.” he says, teasingly with a straight face and revels in sqh’s red face.

thoughts of immortal mbj, walking the earth with sacred power and falling in love with every reincarnation of sqh.

finding sqh in every lifetime.

and the helplessness of watching him die every time. mbj walking into a coffee shop on a bright, sunny morning. he remembers when the building was constructed so many years ago.

taking steps forward into the café, he looks around at the decorations as he follows the path to the ordering station.

“hi, how may i help yo—oh!”

#moshang omegaverse

where omega sqh is too stressed about work to notice that he’s pure, unadulterated alpha-bait.

dominant alpha mbj who fends off all the other alphas that drool over sqh’s scent and supple thighs.

sqh: huh i wonder why alphas keep looking at me

mbj: 🧍 sqq: bro keep ur pheromones in

sqh: don’t worry i’m not really attractive to alphas anyway :D

also sqh: ideal omega height, work ethic, body type, scent, has a dominant alpha fawning over him

sqq: are you fucking kidding me

#moshang how mbj sends his husband off to work every morning

mbj: qinghua.

sqh: yes?

mbj: don’t forget your lunch.

sqh: i won’t!

mbj: also i packed you an extra sweater in your bag, just in case.

sqh: hehe what are you? my wife?

mbj: yes.

sqh:

mbj: i am qinghua’s wife. sqq: i mean why are you the only one going to work who’s the man in the relationshi—

mbj: qinghua is.

sqh: i am.

#bingjiu #mamajiuweek2022
day 1: unplanned pregnancy

when sj had a one night stand with his former student, he didn’t expect it to end up like this.

a machine placed over his stomach followed by a doctor’s cheer, “shen jiu, you’re pregnant!”

he knows he can never tell lbg. he looks down at the small bump forming on his stomach and thinks about the moments that lead him to where he is.

“i’ll take care of you and he’ll never know that you are his,” sj speaks to it.

and always true to his word, he sticks with it.

#moshang

ceo mbj is the boss from hell.

cold-hearted and mean, he barks out impossible orders and fires people at the drop of a hat.

never keeping a personal assistant for over a month, no sane person would ever want to work with him.

enter sqh, his new personal assistant. sqh going in for his job interview and he stops at the front desk.

“hi i’m looking to interview for the PA position?” sqh asks.

and the receptionist shakes her head and sighs, “they’re all like you, fresh and innocent until they leave in tears.”

“what?”

#moshang

camboy au where sqh is browsing a popular cam site.

he clicks the most popular stream and watches as a muscular, faceless man with pale skin moves across the camera.

sqh squints his eyes. “hold up, why is this guy familiar?”

he gasps.

“holy shit is this my boss?” sqh sits back in his chair, hands clasped above his mouth in shock.

a mole the collarbone.
pale skin, almost blue in the light.
the unmistakeable broad frame.

and most importantly, a fitted suit hanging in the background— one he sees almost every day.

“that’s mobei jun.”

#moshang modern au

where sqh thinks that his lifelong crush on mbj is terribly unrequited.

meanwhile, mbj thinks they’ve been steadily dating for five months and are very much in love. mbj driving sqh home every day from work and sqh is like “why must this man be so perfect and make my heart beat like this when he doesn’t even like me”

and mbj being like “ah my little boyfriend is sleepy and tired, look at him thinking so hard ☺️”

#moshang

stressed sqh has an appointment w chiropractor mbj.

it starts out as expected, the pent-up tension leaving his body with every crack of his bones.

but then when mbj’s big hands grab his hips and 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴, sqh lets out the filthiest, most wanton moan.

mbj freezes. sqh immediately throws his hands over his mouth, eyes wide and dark blush spreading over his face.

“i’m— i’m so sorry i don’t know what came over me i— 𝘯𝘯𝘨𝘩𝘩𝘩—”

mbj doesn’t let sqh explain himself and immediately repeats his actions.

#moshang

it’s common knowledge that secretary sqh, a married man, has a crush on ceo mbj, who is also married.

witnessing infidelity before their own eyes, the employees only wonder how their poor spouses would react if they knew about this office affair.

[there is no affair] “there they go again, boss kissed shang qinghua’s hand for the fourth day in a row.”

“four days?! isn’t the boss married?”

“yes he is! and that’s what’s so sad. he talks about how perfect and mousey his wife is— but clearly there’s something going on here.”

#moshang

where mbj and sqh have two completely different tiktok accounts.
they make completely different content and have completely different audiences.

somehow, people still find out that they’re dating. sqh running a tiktok account for his hamster named airplane, a chubby little thing that likes to run away from the camera.

sqh doesn’t really show his face, his voice usually just cooing behind his phone.