Alright, time to start my #GE15 #PRU15 #UndiBanjir watch party.

πŸ”΄ PH
πŸ”΅ BN
🟒 PN
🟠 GTA

This thread will be following the number of seats held by select coalitions. We're in this together, Twitterjaya.
I won't be watching at home tonight, but I've got my reaction folder ready to go. There's still time for a quick famima run and stock up on snacks. Image
First official win just got announced - which means THIS party can properly start.
Wee Ka Siong boleh menang? How?
SS wins Muar and nobody is surprised.
Mahiaddin wins Pagoh. Disappointed but not surprised.
πŸ”΄ 11
πŸ”΅ 6
🟒 11
OK, according to @malaysiakini

πŸ”΄ 36
πŸ”΅ 16
🟒 18
Ku Li loses Gua Musang to PAS? Holy shit.
Dr Dzul defeats Tengkusikal! Image
Maszlee lost by such a thin THIN margin. Image
Too early, right?

Right? twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Image
Aight, @luminewsmy android app is officially not working. Guess I'm uninstalling it. Image
Lepas blackout terus Azmin leading? ImageImage
Suddenly the prospect of Hadi as PM10 is becoming a bit too real.
Alright. Mahathir has officially lost. Time to retire for good, old man.
The "anti-DAP" campaign worked so well that it broke Permatang Pauh. Scary thought.
Holy fuck. ImageImage
Fuuuuuuuck. ImageImage
Radzi Jidin has official defeated Kunan.

Absolutely wild. Image
On one hand, it's legit scary to think that PAS could dominate Federal govt.

On the other hand, Zuraida hilang deposit. Image
How the fuck did they whitewash this child molester? ImageImage
Bruh this legit feels like watching Trump win. I can't laugh at Americans anymore.
PN brand is so strong that even Wan Jargon commands a 10k majority. Image
KJ LOST??? TO RAMANAN? Image
Ismail Sabri manages a huge majority in Bera. Wow.
Guys. Guys.

What if. Hear me out. Consider, okay.

What if BN & PH form a govt to keep PAS out of FEDERAL Govt. Image
Another question is, who would GRS+GPS be willing to work with? Would they rather work with PH or PAS? Image
I give up, Kelantan. You deserve that latte on tap. ImageImage
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Bangsat ni hllang deposit. Padan muka. twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Image
Once again, Mat Sabu baling mic kat dahi semua orang. twitter.com/i/web/status/1… Image
You know the rules, Twitterjaya. Puff, puff, pass. Image
Parlimen is hung. Just like my dick.
Jamal dah masuk jamban. Tinggal flush aje. ImageImage
I hate you, Paul. Image
BREAK HIM. ImageImage
Wep, that's it from me. Party's over. If Twitterjaya survives this, you can find me here RTing lewds. ImageImage
Don't do this to me, Anwar. My heart can't take it.
DO YOU HAVE 112 OR NOT? I DON'T WANT YOUR STRONG FORMIDABLE BULLSHIT AGAIN. FUCK.
Thank you to all the journos and broadcast staff. Your service to the nation will never go unnoticed.
Oh and thank you for sticking around with the thread. I hope you get some sleep, because I can't.

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Rethink your approach. You're ahead of the game, you can help them. Guna kebijaksanaan korang utk buka mata depa and bring them to your level. Don't dismiss em.
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