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Nov 20 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Turned on Lindsay Lohan's new Christmas movie and my daughter yells "Basic white bitches unite with lame Christmas movies!" ROFL.
16 year olds, man. Most people might think they failed at parenting in this moment but I see it as a win. My kids are funny. Funny covers all manner of sins.
So cozy by the fire. We are loving this. We are so basic. 😂
Then to just solidify the label she spots some curls in the show that she says are definitely Dyson. She shows me a Dyson hair curling jumbo jumbo for $800. 🤣 Wat. There is literally an $800 hair curling apparatus. #Ridiculous

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Nov 18
I've trained my kids to recognize CRT and queer theory so nothing gets by them. Assignment came with a data collection survey w/ invasive questions about her parents. Hard pass. Our identity is not up for debate. It's not changeable. Identity is not a choice. @CourageHabit
This begins the insidious philosophy that our children must choose an identity "group" to belong to. It leads to massive pressure to fit in somewhere on the hierarchy where they will face the least amount of criticism. So straight and white is OUT! 😂
Every one of these lessons are MY RESPONSIBILITY as a parent. I don't want anyone else teaching my child how to "analyze her internal motivations." We teach her that at church.
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Nov 16
Criminal stalker #TimHolmseth has a long criminal history it turns out. I wonder if any of his devoted followers who fund his life know about all the DUIs, trespassing, theft, and stalking on his record? I have it all. It's quite a vibrant past. ImageImageImageImage
I hope #TimHolmseth is happy with his decision to come after my YouTube channel. It was a risky proposition but maybe he wanted more attention. Well, here you go. Enjoy the attention. ImageImageImageImage
In case you forgot what #TimothyHolmseth looks like. Avoid this man if you can. He looks like he might end up eating someone someday. It's too bad law enforcement just seems to let guys like this operate outside of iron bars. Image
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Nov 16
feds prolly
hmmmmmmm.....very sneaky, Comey. Very sneaky. Image
Did he get those sideburns at Party City? ImageImage
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Nov 13
Still no explanation from @TeamYouTube why my channel was suspended for reporting accurate facts about Timothy Holmseth's criminal history that was reported in several news sources. How is it cyberbullying or harassment to report a person's criminal record and history?
@TeamYouTube denied my appeal and offered no explanation. They don't even tell you what part of the video is the problem. According to their own examples of harassment, nothing I said qualified. I did not urge my viewers to contact TH. I did not dox him. I stated he has warrants.
That is true and accurate. I stated that he calls himself the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force. That's true. He quotes himself as a source. That's true. He was a part of a group that scammed Neely Blanchard and Cynthia Abcug. That's true. He wrote fake news stories. True.
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Nov 12
"I have no doubt she is trying and hoping you fail so she can sentence you to prison," said Cynthia Abcug's defense attorney when asked why Herron ordered Abcug to jail knowing she would lose her job, home, and schooling which she's ordered to keep for probation.
This is "rehabilitation" in America? A judge can set up probation requirements that a person cannot meet due to the judge's order that she spend the next 2 months in jail. This is a sick system. Please get caught up on Cyndie's story. pjmedia.com/columns/megan-…
And please support her appeal and help her get the things she needs for the next 60 days while she is incarcerated. givesendgo.com/HelpCyndieA
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Nov 11
Well, it happened. I'm suspended from YouTube for "cyberbullying and harassment" @TeamYouTube has a real problem. The video is 13 minutes of me going over a court case I was traveling to cover #CynthiaAbcug
Who am I bullying? The state of Colorado? Field McConnel? Tim Holmseth? Every word is true. McConnel and Holmseth did this to several women. It is reported by more than just me. @willsommer knows
But I'm glad the @rumblevideo channel is set up because I'll be there today at 12.30 and we will discuss. Of all the videos to strike this is a weird one.
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