Couple reasons why I think Elmo will pardon Trump and replatform him and a few why it's all fugaze and he will not.

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Not: #1
Elmo is BMOC and thee major twit right now. The radical right have the simp meter at 11 and are hanging on his every tweet. The #MAGAking comes back and he's instantly relegated. In #MAGAworld there's room for only one to sit on the throne.
Not: #2
It's a work. I call this the Revenge of the Nerd theory. Trump called him a bull bleep artist. This had to wound him emotionally. Regardless of his little poll he nixes a reinstatement and doubles down on #DeSantis2024.
Not: #3
Trump doesn't want back. If he returns the radical right now have the substantial echo chamber & information silo they failed to build on their own and the reason for #TruthSocial ceases to exist. Millions in shareholder equity is wiped out causing dissension and ill will
Will: #1
Perhaps because of an uncaring, blood mineral baron father he has a hole in his heart that only Trump's approval can fill. It's one way to shut down a bully.
Will: #2
Musk instantly achieves demigod status in #MAGAworld. The two cults merge, their numbers swell and become legion. They aren't just building golden idols bearing Trump's likeness anymore. An irresistible proposition for any egomaniac.
Will: #3
Game recognizes game and Elmo is playing the long version. He puts his thumb on the scale and gets Trump reinstated President in 2024. All those sweet government contracts, subsidies and tax breaks keep rolling in and than some as Elmo is rewarded for his fealty.
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