what if............. #SituationJiSeason ...... but with merman!lwj
yllz, who works as a vigilante (*cough pirate cough*), raids a jin ship. as his crew hurries to clean the ship of its treasures, one member hurries over and whispers to him that he should probably take over one of the items.
the 'item' is a breathtakingly beautiful merman in a fish tank just barely big enough to fit him, bound in a net and gagged to prevent him from singing.
he does not seem like he has been in there for too long. the water is clean, and the merman looks very, very pissed.
he does not seem like he has been in there for too long. the water is clean, and the merman looks very, very pissed.
the yllz has heard of merfolk—of how entrancing they can be, and of how they have successfully lured even the strongest-willed of humans into the watery depths with nothing more than strategic, coy peeks of skin and a few soft words.
there's nothing coy about how much skin the merman has exposed. yllz has to snap himself out of staring. twice.
the merman does not make matters easier. he's angry and keeps ramming his body against the sides of the tank—which squishes his, uh, pectoral assets against the glass.
the merman does not make matters easier. he's angry and keeps ramming his body against the sides of the tank—which squishes his, uh, pectoral assets against the glass.
yllz is FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ALKDHFLAKH he has seen his fair share of beautiful people and held his own during flirtatious exchanges, but the sight of one(1) angry merman with very squishy boobas and a strong tail has yllz fighting for his life, gasping for breath.
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