Thread by @ismashrobots

Someone should start a crypto project called #NewWorldOrder that registers every human on earth as an NFT with their picture, biometrics, vital data, wallets, social media accounts, social credit score, current location... It would be so EASY, like Satoshi was a setup.

In fact, there are two big projects competing in this space, and I'm not sure which will deliver first in 2023. The team led by @elonmusk wants to use Twitter and Dogecoin, because Elon is a man-child without much sense. The smarter team will use #Cardano, which is banker tech.

Cardano is running late, so it'll probably go Twitter -> $DOGE -> sidechain (any), then later, a big migration to Cardano for consensus protocol and DID done right.

Devs complain about all the Haskell in Cardano. You know who loves Haskell? Bankers love Haskell.

You know who spends time in DC having private meetings with banking regulators, which are bankers is thin disguise, while throwing a dramatic fit over a meaningless controversy? @IOHK_Charles spends that time in DC while playing out a big dramatic distraction. Magic, acting.

The sweet man in the poncho would never scheme against the Cardano community, amiright?

Question the usage of the word "community" when you see it on Twitter, and check to see if you've been had. These are very wealthy men who spend quality time with bankers.

Someone from the #Cardano community (as it's called) ought to stand and defend their leader @IOHK_Charles against these charges:

Satoshi is a team of bankers and tech bros established in the early PayPal era, and #Cardano is their master-work for running the #NewWorldOrder.

The technologists (including bankers, who have always been technologists) leave their fingerprints on their works. Haskell is one fingerprint they put on Cardano. Another fingerprint is the think tank. When you have a private team of thinkers, you have the Manhattan Project.

That was the first time mankind assembled a think tank: To make a world-destroying bomb using tech called the chain reaction.

These men bearing enormous power are really into inventing new kinds of chains.

In media affairs, you're familiar with the term spin, but that's just another word to describe magic.

Here's some magic: @IOHK_Charles says it's his personal mission in life to implement a decentralized social law that's enforced as strictly as the natural law of gravity.

These men need to show and tell you what they're really doing, but in a deceptive way, using sleight of mind and hand, and they want to see that you love them and the way they lied to you. It's the business of a magician, and they'll lead you straight to destruction.

Another term for magician is "bullshit artist," as used lately for various public figures. This is a matter of magicians calling out the tricks of other magicians, which obviously goes against their code. That's because they're in the backstab stage of the game Fuck Your Buddy.

The game of Fuck Your Buddy was authored by a think tank guy, and this game comes from a mathematical technique invented to engage in multilateral negotiations over mutually-assured destruction (MAD) using nuclear weapons, aka the Cold War.

The math seeks to formalize the notion that EVERYONE needs to play an optimal game of self-interest, and in every aspect of their lives. If people aren't behaving selfishly like psychopaths or robots, the technique just won't work. So that's why you've been programmed to play.

This next thing will be hard for the world to understand:

If you're not following Jesus Christ, then you're a slave to your own self-interests, and getting used, abused and then thrown away by these men. Why? Because you're playing the game Fuck Your Buddy, and you suck at it.

Put more succinctly,

The world doesn't give you the option not to play, does it.

HOWEVER, the really awesome thing is you can idolize the very very best players of Fuck Your Buddy, the ones who are really giving it to you.

Is this thing on?