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Nov 29, 2022 32 tweets 17 min read Read on X
THE TRUTH ABOUT FEMININE BEAUTY

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The censored classic authorities didn't want you to read.
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This thread is a simplified summary. For evidence and details, read the complete article here:

jsanilac.com/dispelling-bea…
Are fashion and media representations actually good examples of feminine beauty? ImageImageImageImage
Can we trust what people say about attractiveness? ImageImage
What do traditional love goddess representations look like? ImageImageImageImage
What do cartoon representations of attractiveness look like? ImageImageImageImage
Do men's beauty preferences change much between different times and places? Image
Don't men want me to look like a fashion model? ImageImage
How do fashion models compare to other representations of beauty? Image
What makes an attractive rear? ImageImage
Isn't it a myth that men prefer a large chest? ImageImageImageImage
Surely only sex doll buyers like those sizes? ImageImageImageImage
Imaginary women are gross. Does this shape actually look good on a real woman? ImageImage
How do average women compare? Image
Should all women conform to the same beauty standard? Image
Do men agree about which women have the best faces? ImageImageImageImage
You can participate in my amazing faces study here. Read more about the results in section seven of the article linked at the top of this thread.

Is a short hairstyle a good idea? Do men really prefer blondes? ImageImageImageImage
Will I look best at the minimum possible weight? Image
Do women really hit a “wall” when they reach a specific age? ImageImage
Do implants work? What's the best size to get?

(follow the link for unclothed examples and comparisons)
jsanilac.com/dispelling-bea… ImageImageImageImage
Do men's opinions about feminine beauty actually matter? ImageImageImage
Your examples are mostly imaginary women. Doesn't that make your conclusions invalid? ImageImage
This thread is making me depressed. Am I really supposed to live up to this unattainable ideal? ImageImageImageImage
Are there any simple shortcuts to looking more attractive? ImageImageImage
But what about personality? ImageImageImage
I can't stand your font. ImageImage
You obviously hate women. You would never be so cruel to men. ImageImageImageImage
This thread is just a simplified summary, so don't complain that it hasn't presented enough evidence. Read the complete article here:

jsanilac.com/dispelling-bea…
About me:

jsanilac.com/mala
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Apr 26
Pick a girlfriend. They're otherwise identical.

#1 Always wears ugly, ill-fitted clothes, but offers oral at least twice a week.
#2 Wears the prettiest, hottest clothes, but never offers oral.
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I am trying to correctly balance the points in my new beauty and seduction checklist, and your responses to this poll will provide useful evidence! Link below. Image
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The new beauty-tricks checklist feature is live. Can anyone get a perfect score? Image
You can find it at the bottom of the page.

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If it malfunctions for you let me know.
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I'll never write on masculine beauty, but I see a fair amount of misinfo floating around. Gay bodybuilders are off in some subtle way. Pro bodybuilders are too built and too thin. "Dad bod," however, is not the answer. Romance-novel cover heroes are the place to look. Image
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There are some wacky feminazis on here who give out intentionally misleading info. Kind of like the misogynists who claim they want max thinness just to mess with women's heads. If someone has an animus against the opposite sex, don't trust anything they say.
Also gay taste is different from female taste. I recommend against taking the advice of gay bodybuilders regarding sexual relationships and beauty. Strongly against.
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Apr 24
HOW TO BE PRETTIER, HOTTER, AND MORE SEDUCTIVE

It's easy, but most women get basics wrong. I'll add one post to this thread for every repost. Image
I'm going to start with the easiest things you can change to make an impact.
1. Throw out your beige lingerie.

All of it. It's not hot, it's not seductive, and you don't need it. Yes, I know, you're TOTALLY CONVINCED you need it. But you don't. Honestly. There are better colors that are also invisible under white shirts. Image
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Feb 16
CRIMINALIZE FLESH-COLORED LINGERIE

No, really. Nobody should wear it. Ever.

Read this thread to find out why. Image
The middle photo is WAY more attractive than the other two. Image
Flesh-colored lingerie isn't just boring. It makes you look like a burn victim. Image
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I'm sure you've all seen the transparent dress pics of Kanye's Bianca floating around. She would honestly look better with around ten pounds more weight. The classic look is like this. Compare the abdomen area. This might seem like nitpicking, but I think it's useful info. Image
Look at some of the classic odalisques for more examples. Depending on your body type and bodyfat distribution, there CAN BE such a thing as "too little fat in the waist area"! Image
Recently posted another relevant example on my NSFW @undeadodalik account.
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