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Dec 18 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Has your girlfriend tried cat or rabbit ears, and did it work on you?

Poll below. Image
Image Has your girlfriend tried cat or rabbit ears and did it work on you?
Dec 18 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Breast augmentation takes less time than a male model spends bodybuilding on a SINGLE DAY. In the game of life, it's the closest thing to a cheat code there is. Image
Image That said, someone should photoshop that girl's top to be pink. If she weren't wearing camo it would be a first-rate photo.

Dec 17 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
HOT GIRLS GETTING IT WRONG, PART 2

In this thread I'm going to explain why photos of some very "attractive" models just don't cut it. This first model is posing in a cheap way... Image Everyone can see her breasts, she doesn't need to emphasize them by holding them up. The long fake nails make it even worse. Cheap.
Dec 17 • 17 tweets • 5 min read
Ok, here comes a funny thread. I'm going to take some reader-submitted images of VERY attractive women and explain why I don't want to include them in the article. This woman is perfect but she looks too dumb. Nails make her look high-maintenance in a particularly stupid way. Image Hot but this is one of those horse faces that ages really badly and it's hard not to notice. Image
Dec 16 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
So, while I'm addressing X-rated topics... Cunnilingus is NOT a useful analogy for understanding the seductive impact fellatio has on men. EVEN IF you like it and it physically feels about the same. I explain why here: Image In an important psychological respect, cunnilingus is actually the OPPOSITE of fellatio. I don't think I encountered it a single time when I was reviewing vintage romance novels.
Dec 16 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
How would you rate the AVERAGE woman's skill at fellatio, in YOUR experience? We're NOT GIVING POINTS FOR TRYING here like you would in real life. This poll is so women know how skilled they REALLY are. Does she know how to maximize your pleasure? Or mostly exert random pressure? I'd appreciate it if I can get as many votes as possible in this poll because it's really useful information in light of the most recent thread. Remember we are NOT giving points for trying here.
Dec 16 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Sorry to disappoint optimists, but the bluecheck has only made me more visible to followers. Followers already know what I have to say. I'm still invisible to everyone else, and those are the people I need to reach. Fortunately my expectations of escaping the shadowban were zero. I was also banned from Yahoo, Duck Duck Go, and Bing last I checked.
Dec 15 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
How many more years does Bezos have to do TRT and date busty girls before he switches sides? 1st wife only lasted about five minutes after he fixed his T
Dec 13 • 32 tweets • 10 min read
QUIT WEARING BOYS' COLORS!

You might think beige, olive, and blue are great colors because they're fashionable or match your "color season." But fashionable is just another euphemism for retarded, and "color seasons" are fake science. I'll explain in this thread. Image
Image When men create visual representations of attractive women they use a VERY SPECIFIC COLOR PALETTE. I've counted up hundreds of examples and tabulated them so you don't have to. You can see them in this chart. And I'll explain in more detail below. Image
Dec 13 • 35 tweets • 10 min read
THE TRUTH ABOUT BEAUTY AND AGE GAPS

What's REALLY the ideal age gap? In this thread I cut through the comforting lies and reveal the facts using an original approach that's very hard to refute. Do you dare to keep reading? Image In previous threads I've established that peak feminine beauty occurs around age 22. I don't think anyone really disagrees with this. In fact, most people would say it's actually age 21. Image
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Aug 31 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
MEN'S TOP TEN DEALBREAKERS (ACCORDING TO MEN)

1. Regularly uses hard drugs (93%)
2. Only wants him for his money (83%)
3. Used to have an OnlyFans (83%)
4. Leftist politics are an important part of her life (80%)
5. Single mother (77%)
... Image 6. Overweight (77%)
7. Has a higher body count than him (75%)
8. Bitchy (75%).
9. Doesn't shave (69%)
10. Says she's a feminist on first date (65%)
Aug 30 • 33 tweets • 3 min read
DEALBREAKERS - A THREAD OF POLLS

When a girl is attractive in most ways but has one serious flaw that disqualifies her from being long-term relationship material, we call it a dealbreaker. In this thread, I'm going to ask boys what their dealbreakers are! Image For each post that follows, the question is:

If an otherwise desirable woman had this trait, would you consider it a dealbreaker?

Girls can read the answers but only boys should vote. Yep, we're repealing the 19th today--for one thread only! ;)
Aug 30 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Dear readers,

It's been pointed out to me that DISPELLING BEAUTY LIES is rather long and a good summary would be useful. With that in mind, I've created this new infographic. Please download and share. A link to the article is below in case you haven't bookmarked it. Image jsanilac.com/dispelling-bea…
Aug 9 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Boys, does your girlfriend know how to do this sort of motion for you? Does she actually do it? Let's find out how common it really is. A last poll below before I go. Before the main poll in the next post, first tell me whether this video is hot or not.
Jun 20 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
WHAT CLOTHING COLORS DO MEN FIND MOST ATTRACTIVE?

The answer's in the chart. For more details, keep reading! Image The Most Attractive Colors For Tops And Dresses:

White, Black, Red, Pink Image
Jun 7 • 14 tweets • 5 min read
BOTS, RATED

A thread about what bots get wrong about feminine beauty. Let's have some fun.

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BOT #1

Makeup looks cheap. Stiff pose. Unconvincing "smile." Skin tone looks bad with her hair color. Uninspiring top. Next! Image BOT #2

Umm... why exactly can I see your roots?

Next! Image
Apr 19 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Smarts aren't sexy. But that doesn't mean smart men don't prefer smart women as mates. Typically they do. The thing is, displays of smarts still interfere with erotic moods. So be clever in conversation, but when it's sexy time, turn it off and act girlish--even airheaded. Acting girlish isn't the only way to be seductive, I just ran out of space. You can still do the "sophisticated seductress" thing. But when it's sexy time you need to give the impression that you're driven by eros and feminine instinct, not intellectualism. Same principle.
Apr 18 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Several cosmetic surgeons have written to me about my beauty research. You might be surprised to hear what they had to say...👇 Image (For the record, I am not a cosmetic surgeon nor affiliated with the industry in any way.)
Apr 18 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
If AI boyfriends were to catch on, they'd be MORE destructive to the mating market than AI girlfriends.

Why?

Think about who they'd cause to drop out: low-maintenance girls who just want someone to listen and tell them they're pretty.

Leaving more gold diggers in the market.
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Apr 18 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Journalists are there to propagandize you and sell advertisements. Telling the truth about anything, let alone feminine beauty, is the last thing on their minds.

"Gell-Mann amnesia" is irrationally trusting journalists even after they put out magazine covers like this. Image Influencers aren't better. They may not be as innately wicked as journalists, but they crave fame and will say anything to get it. Plus, plenty of them are stooges paid by three-letter departments of the government or NGOs.

Not even kidding. Image
Apr 17 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Why does the fashion industry promote such a twisted vision of feminine beauty? It's not JUST because designers are gay. It's because they're not actually rewarded for creating beauty! They're rewarded for selling you clothes...

But what's the difference? Image If you can sell more expensive clothes with psychological manipulation, that's what designers will do. If you can sell more expensive clothes by emphasizing status signals, that's what designers will do. Regardless of whether these tactics conflict with beauty (which they do). Image