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Dec 1 4 tweets 2 min read
Pro-tip: The perfect time to post "BJP will lose Gujarat" or "BJP will lose Gujarat" or basically anything that gets khaki chaddi in a twist, is the start of the evening commute time in India. Commutes in #NewIndia are excruciatingly long, thus spent on Social Media.
Everyone is cranky and exhausted at the end of the work day. You throw in some #QTbait and many WILL take it to tell you how you are wrong, instead of just scrolling past. It stays on their mind through dinner. Then in bed, they will continue that topic. You got a trend going.
Hot takes are best posted at the start of the evening commute of your target segment.
Sanghi IT cell also plants their #QTbait with their hashtags of the day to trend, in the evening. Then what goes viral is discussed on all cable news channels with a uniformly pro-BJP tilt. And then discussed throughout the night.

Time your anti-sangh takes similarly.

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Dec 3
I used to really like @mtaibbi & an amazed that he thinks he is exposing something major or sinister.

Yes Twitter responded disproportionately more to Dem concerns cos Trump & GOP lied disproportionately more! Like straight up lies!

Twitter isn't a public utility. It's a..
.. Private company. It has no obligation to fairness. It had obligations to its shareholders. And thus advertisers. And it's their damn company and a free service. They will platform and deplatform whoever they want. How is this remotely connected to free speech?
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This is a uniquely Indian sentiment that I find so bizarre. The idea that I as a business prof should automatically worship the richest man and his strategy. When my job is the exact opposite. To cut through the media, pink paper, investor spin. And assess him on basics. He fails Image
At least in US business school circles and conferences, a majority of profs think like me and talk like me. They just aren't as much into tweeting like I am.

There are so many obvious chinks in his myth. And his business practices are universally known as self serving.
Wall Street, Pink Papers, News channels, and especially story hungry silicon valley media have very different incentives than mine. My job is to teach students in a way that a decade later they remember, Sabnis taught us exactly about how this is BS and this isn't BS.
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Facebook also restricted the Biden story for a few days. What exact bombshell Clyde thinks he has, who knows? Unless it's just to sic his fanboi gang on a bunch of former senior Twitter execs. Whom he seems to truly loathe. And the feeling seems mutual.
This asshat is such a waffler. Storm in a tea spoon but he's acting like it's plutonium just to suck up to Trump into starting to tweet.

It's such a transparently obvious plan. He saw how Trump ranted at Zuck over the laptop story. Zuck don't give a fuck.
This forever thirsty @elonmusk is like ooh ooh if I throw some Twitter alum under the bus, maybe Donald will be my friend. And return to Twitter.
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Dec 2
Oh @DeFazioNJ @TommySuave39 @madgers818 you'll love this.

Yesterday, Calhoun vs Florescu in Babbio lobby arguing, George trashing soccer as boring and Ionut trashing baseball as boring. 🤣🤣 George wants the offside rule gone. Ionut wants baseball to penalize time wasting.
I almost made Ionut lose it by saying "you know what I don't like about soccer? No ads until halftime. Give me ad breaks." 🤭🤭
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Dec 2
Daylight half moon over Manhattan reminded me of a question this American lady asked at a star gazing event in Chile.
"At home, it looks like a D. Why does it look like a filled out C here"

And the host got so excited, "Because the earth is round not flat! This proves it!" ImageImage
The same moon at the same moment from the same longitude, actually looks very different at... mastodon.social/@gauravsabnis/…
Oh yes, those are all from NYC. Or rather Jersey.

But you're in Melbourne. Almost 40 South. Starting mid afternoon to midnight your today, the half moon will be visible to you too. Notice it's orientation. It will be like a filled C.

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#NeverTesla cos @elonmusk is a rich man with the personality of the lower portion of a banana peel. Image
And as of now, the more we use Twitter, the poorer we make him.

Y'all get this simple thing, right? It costs him 5 million a day to keep the servers going. But his ad revenue has plummeted.

The more you tweet, at least currently, the poorer he gets. 😁

If Elon manages to monetize disinformation like FB did years ago and turns a profit, I will stop tweeting, mainly because I'll be too busy battling the flying pig menace to tweet.
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