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Dec 14 • 8 tweets • 5 min read
From whatever Ive seen & heard of #Pathan It seems a story about Teen-sex where @deepikapadukone plays a 14 year old girl & @iamsrk plays a 15 year old.. Its like a remake of "Friends".. both fall in love & start a family in Afghanistan & raise their child in a Taliban office..
And then.. in #Pathan.. SRK wants their son to join the Taliban.. but Deepika wants him to become a doctor for depression... It is this clash over what the two want for their son that tears them apart.. Finally the son joins @NDTV & becomes a journalist..
#Pathan story.. After their son joins NDTV.. @IamSRK joins Taliban full time as an office boy.. and @DeepikaPadukone returns to Bangalore to fight for Hijab rights for Muslim girls.. There she meets @BeingSalmanKhan whos actually a Tiger parading as human.. she marries him..
#Pathan story.. Tiger & Deepika have a son.. Later Deepika realises Tiger is a fake name & hes already married to John Abraham. John goes to court but court rules marriage is valid.. An angry Tiger later eats Deepika & their son joins BJP.. all cases are dropped.. END OF STORY!
Didnt you read... read above... Tiger eats Deepika... wheres the question of depression?...
You seem to be new to this.. Im a writer.. I can write all kinds of things... LOL!...
Considering their movies are so horrible... they have to rely on soft-porn to sell it.. but even that may fail..
Hahaha... You are wrongly calling it a "review"... its not a review at all and I havent rated or starred it.. I am just narrating the story line of #Pathan.. @kamaalrkhan should do the review..

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1/4.. Exactly.. What @NarendraModi says is an absolute LIE... Here are some facts about Indian aviation for passengers... When Indian Airlines was the only operator.. they used to issue W/L tickets.. up to 40-50 for a flight.. such was the rush..
2/4.. PVNR opened the skies around 1995-96.. "Private taxis" as they were called came.. EastWest, Damania, Jet Airways etc.. later Indigo, Spicejet also came in.. All of them during Cong regime.. To my memory only some like AirAsia, Akasa, Vistara came up in Modi regime..
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No @RajeswariAiyer .. Every Hindu need not be ashamed of this.. You from TN and those who crawl for Modi should be ashamed of this... dont drag all Hindus when convenient... youre a slave to the biggest destroyer of temples in India..
A world coolie crawls for Pope UNINVITED.. and these little johnies think Hindus are to blame for missionary activity... LOL! #BrainlessMandliDancers...
Hahaha.. Modi ko ganji bachane ke liye vote diya tha?.. Agli baar apni chaddi bacha lena...
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Dont go by the lipstick of @NarendraModi & his FAKE clout anywhere..
China is the biggest trading partner of the US with 51%..
China owns nearly 1Tn $ of US debt...
India's trade with US is 1.8% only...
Naturally.. Chinese get preference on Visas..
China is a bigger enemy for India.. than it is for the US.. All the imaginary nonsense that US is a great friend of India because of @NarendraModi is a bit hollow and not borne out by numbers on any front.. @cchukudebelu
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In that respect.. one has to admire Ahmedabad.. Come rain, floods, cyclones.. I have never seen a power cut in all my life... Probably because Ahd power supply has been with a private co right from days of the British..
The only power cuts in Ahmedabad during floods temporarily is always in flooded areas to prevent anyone getting electrocuted by accidents.. @db_is_db
Hardly anyone in Gujarat uses gensets or UPS.. Only places like hospitals, stations, airports keep gensets for emergencies.. but they are never actually used.. I havent seen any hospital or business unit use gensets...
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This is a minister of @BJP4India>> @SushilModi ... Hahaha.. The doledinger admits 2000 note was a foolish act after banning 1000 to stop terrorist funding & hoarding.. Comedians made it easier to hoard notes & realised it after being whacked..
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Do you know.. the highest denomination in UK for a long time was the 50 pound note.. and its only in the last decade or so that they have introduced a 100 note I think... @sri9011
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LOL! Ghanta vision for development.. Talking nonsense through your hat @NarendraModi.. Bharatiyar was a Patriot who stood for Independence.. and wrote extraordinary poems.. He didnt do any jingo nonsense like development or stuff at that time..
It has become a boring and stale habit of yours to shove the nonsense of "Development & Empowerment" into anything you write about legends.. sometimes stupid "Brotherhood" too.. the only thing they wanted was Independence.. @NarendraModi..
BTW @narendramodi... Bharatiyar was a Brahmin (The community you and your Ambedkariyas intensely hate).. and he still stood against caste discrimination.. while every policy of yours is caste-ridden.. What ideals of his are you following? #PHEKU...
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