Thread by @bendreyfuss

The thing about Elon is this: it's an open secret. When his family left South Africa is the summer of 1994 they came to california and got into the VC game. How do you raise money in northern california in 1995? You suck cock.

It's september 1994. Elon is a young man. His father brings him to SF and gets him a "job" at a budding map startup called Magellan.

Does that name sound familiar? Well here is why it might: it was cofounded by a nice woman named Christine.

Christine Maxwell.

Sister of Ghislaine Maxwell.

Cut to 1997: Elon is no longer has daddy's rent boy. He has ideas of his own. Who does he turn to? The man he met at the christmas party: Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein lends him 32 million in drachma. You know why? because Greece like the rest of europe is going to phase out its own currency by 2000. The market for illegal drachma was booming.

Elon takes a trip to—you can look all this up!—to Slovakia in the fall 1997. He turns that 32 million drachma into 44 million dirty american dollars.

now, at this point no one in america knows he has this side play with epstein and this drachma. So he has to take a stop in Paris and go to a gala about global warming hosted by none other than Vice President Al Gore.

After the gala, Elon and Gore go upstairs to a suite at the George V and are alone for 50 minutes.

Elon comes down first. Lots of people have testified to this. Elon comes down first and he's smiling like a devil. The lead anchor of ABC tonight Peter Jennings asks him if what was said.

But before Elon can answer an algerian man slaps Peter Jennings in the face and says "canadians aren't welcome here." The last thing peter remembers is coming to and seeing Elon's car head to the airport.

Two days later Elon turns up in SF. Steve Jobs who was not yet back at apple used to tell people about the time he was at this dinner party and this thirsty south african came up to him and said "i have $48 million and i want to use it with you"

Steve Jobs says "Yes elon. i am willing to let you invest in my company" and elon says "just so you know, i am going to need you to suck al gore's dick"

Steve Jones says no. He'll go his own way. You know who says yes? Peter Thiel.

OK cut to October 1999: Y2k a few months away. The film Entrapment has been a huge box office success. Peter Thiel and Elon are on rape island with Jeffrey Epstein.

Jeffrey says to Elon: I have a surprise for you. A gift.

Elon starts to undress because he thinks he's going to get fucked.

Jeffrey says "no no, a different type of present"

He claps his hands loudly and in walks noted Jew comedian Billy Christal.

Billy Christal is holding a leash and at the end of that leash is Elon's father with a gag in his mouth.

Jeffrey nods to Billy and Billy hands Elon a gun.

"Tonight you become a real man"

Elon doesn't hesitate. He grabs the gun and shoots his dad. Surprise: the gun isn't loaded. His father spits out the gag and says "im proud of you boy."

Elon and Peter go back. They sell Paypal and become billionaires.

Little do they know that all of this was filmed by Jeffrey Epstein.

When Jeffrey Epstein got in trouble in 2008 he called who else? Elon's father. And strings were pulled.

YOu don't just "end up investing in electric cars at the right time". These aren't coincidences that happen.

So cut to 2003. Elon Musk is in Bonn and he goes to this bar and he meets this guys who is dressed as a sailor. But he's like "are you from around here?" And the sailor says "im the algerian you met at the George V". Elon starts to blow him. Who is watching? Wolfgang Peterson

the end for now