Thread by @quinncy

@elonmusk Hey, girl, you up?

LOL.

You don't have 1/1000th of the strength and resilience of any woman on social media.

And you're never up.

(Don't believe what the girls you pay for their company tell you; it doesn't happen every single time "To all guys.")

Quinncy on Post.

https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/1604546440172171264

How was your trip to the bosses, veruca musk?

Did they spank you for being a fucking sweaty loser at your job?

Did they tell you that your evil father is laughing at you from hell?

Or did they just remind you what happens to employees who disappoint them?

@elonmusk

Hey, veruca.

Friend saw this thread and asked a great question.

Is that where your father crammed the blood emeralds which are the only reason you got powerful jobs to begin with?

Because that's a fuckton of emeralds.

@elonmusk

Am on #Post as Quinncy.

Hey, veruca.

Here's who you think you are:

Here's who you actually are:

And everyone you want to admire you knows it.

All those billions, @elonmusk, and you're still a sweaty guy who definitely bought that book on negging.

sad little veruca salt.

Quinncy on #post.

Hey, veruca musk, how's that "mindless jizz-spewing for an army of veruca-ites" going?

@ElonMusk, look at you, creating a new superior version of the human r-

(Looks at a picture of you)

Well, at least humans will be far better at moob-sweat.

Quinncy on #Post.

@elonmusk What a joy intimacy must be with you, veruca musk. Your moobs caroming hither and yon as you labor away, completely unaware of the other person, attuned only to your coelacanth yearnings and Chapelle reading ATLAS SHRUGGED aloud from a nearby Eames chair.