1. TWITTER FILES PART 9
*How Twitter Quietly Colluded with Satan, the Prince of Darkness"
*How Twitter Quietly Colluded with Satan, the Prince of Darkness"
2. Despite public statements to the contrary, internal Twitter docs show that high-level executives were in near-constant communication with Satan, or the "Devil," throughout the run-up to the 2020 election.
3. For years, Twitter maintained a comfortable distance between itself and The Great Dragon, Satan. 
4. In fact, senior executives, including Yoel Roth, were in touch with senior leaders of Hell on an almost daily basis.
5. Internal slack discussions revealed that the powers of Heaven also reached out to Twitter, but they didn't receive the same red-carpet treatment as the hoary netherworld.
6. Former Twitter employees have confirmed that the inconsistent treatment afforded Jesus and Satan was common knowledge and widely accepted within the company.
"Everyone knew that when Beelzebub said jump, you were supposed to say 'how high?'" one executive told me.
"Everyone knew that when Beelzebub said jump, you were supposed to say 'how high?'" one executive told me.
7. "But even if Gabriel himself pointed out something that was obviously a vio, it would escalate to the senior team and then just get batted around for all eternity."
That’s it for now, but follow Comrade Snake who will be releasing on Saturday at 3 am Part 10 of our series: Twitter and the Gremlin Menace.
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