@bonchieredstate DON’T 👏 PUT 👏 THEM 👏 IN 👏 YOUR 👏 CAR 👏
@bonchieredstate Fish & Wildlife even had to put out an official warning: #FloridaWinter #ProTips #FrozenIguanas 🦎❄️

“Don’t bring wild green iguanas into your home or your car – they can recover quickly in warm temps and use their long tails and sharp teeth & claws when defensive.”
@bonchieredstate My nephew just came up with the idea of putting a few in an Amazon box while they’re in suspended animation, leaving them out front in the cold, and waiting for a porch pirate to come collect them.

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