Just so you know.

University of Texas, Austin: flagship world famous university
Austin, TX: World famous city with a "smart city" alliance

NEITHER has anything to do with this announcement, tho it's being sold on Whatsapp as such.

Reality is creepier.

And the approval has been "cancelled" it seems.

It's like if you agreed to help a Nigerian prince transfer some money and signed a contract in which you would get good money from it, but after being told it was a scam, you "cancel" the approval.

Wah Modi, Wah Yogi!
The really creepy thing here is that if you just Google "Austin University" in quotes, you get almost nothing except one random amateurish website & a LinkedIn page, that would raise red flags to even the most gullible googler.

So who profited from setting this up?
Also if California found last week that the premises were vacant, exactly what did this supposed delegation do? Whom did they meet? Where did they go?

And who profited from all this?

BJP is now selling the country even to fly by night scammers?
"Knowledge Smart City" 🤭🤭
This constant farjiwada is why #BJPwillLose soon and suddenly.

India's most populous state is being run by ppl who can't Google out a fake university before expensive foreign trips at taxpayer expense, but win elections just cos of their committed bigotry.

Unsustainable!
Neither the Minister nor IAS babus on that California junket even bothered to just Google the university that apparently promised them billions of dollars. 🤔

Would the UP Govt be interested in buying a suspension bridge in NYC that I'm in charge selling? 🤑🤑

#BJPwillLose
To: UP Gormint

Sirs,

Very popular historic bridge in New York that can be owned by U.P.
Naam hai Brooklyn Bridge.
Goes from Manhattan to Brooklyn and also Brooklyn to Manhattan.
Many places for yoga.
Available for only ₹15 Lakh, payable in pink 2K notes.

Yours sincerely
🤭

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