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More from @JordanMRoberts

Dec 27
Spouse be hella mysterious... 👀🧐🥸
We often get caught up on group chats or email threads with speculation. 🫣😜😂
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Dec 26
I know where those f*ckers and lying sh*ts are... Do you? Lots on University Ave for starts...
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If you listened, with trust, to any of these shitheads, I'm sorry. They lied to you every chance they got.
Read 7 tweets
Dec 26
Did Big Ears mention his brother, Epstein's best bud, in his speech yesterday? Prince Andrew is a protected pedo.
Why have none of the fukks in Epstein's black book been arrested? Because they are rich and powerful, protecting each other, and it's hella embarrassing how many of them paid big money to rape children. Repeatedly, for years.
When their racism is the distraction from their child rape, you gotta wonder wtf they are for...
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Dec 25
The International Democrat Union is to democracy as the Nazis are to socialism.

Look at the man in charge.

This is an international movement, including UK, Australia, Canada, US. They have been incredibly successful and Canada is their brochure. idu.org/about/leadersh…
*PG version, as requested. ☺️
Our conservative premiers are highlighted and featured by the IDU as examples and lessons for other right wing authoritarians around the world. Image
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Dec 24
Canada's situation is far, far worse than the U.S.
The vast majority of newspapers in Canada are owned by PostMedia, a Republican hedge fund run by friends and associates of Trump. It also published, until recently, The National Enquirer. PostMedia has zero interest in uncovering corruption, because it provides cover for it.
Read 6 tweets
Dec 24
Boomers are alienated from their kids... and blame their kids. 😂

It's you, you racist pillocks, the problem is you.

When a whole generation you raised avoids you like vomit on a shopping mall floor, and won't let you near their children...

It's you. You suck.
If you don't want to be alone in your old age, don't be a dick.
I know that's impossible for many of you, so... be lonely and hateful.
Read 5 tweets

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