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Dec 26 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Kwanzaa, a holiday the feds made up in the 1960s, celebrated by the feds of course. This is called “dogfooding”.
I’ve written about the origins of Kwanzaa a few times over the years. Love how they threw a menorah in there to make sure they can call any opposition to it anti-Semitic as well as racist.
Literally race communism. The number of people celebrating outside of the federal government and HR departments (but I repeat myself) has to be in the single digits.

Related - McKinsey seems to have gotten a lot more openly woke between when I was banned and came back.
Lol
Incredible. Let’s see what DHS and State tweeted now.

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