@WokeCapital's Threads
Thread: Today we've got not one, but TWO Progressive Holidays: International Day of the Girl and Coming Out Day!
Let's hear it for the Woke Dads who are proud of their gay kids. I believe Norm MacDonald had something to say about this...
Let's hear it for the Woke Dads who are proud of their gay kids. I believe Norm MacDonald had something to say about this...
Globohomo Usury
Namecheck: Stonewall Top Global Employer
Namecheck: Stonewall Top Global Employer
Woke Pharma wants you on those anti-retrovirals.
Shitlib Mantra Thread: "Not just the right thing, it's a business imperative"
Watch gigantic global megacorps explain why their new business "imperatives" just happen to align with progressive orthodoxy. Reality has a liberal bias, bigot!
EY correctly identifies this as belief.
Watch gigantic global megacorps explain why their new business "imperatives" just happen to align with progressive orthodoxy. Reality has a liberal bias, bigot!
EY correctly identifies this as belief.
Gibs from your pocket to billions of poor people around the world is a business imperative for Goldman Sachs.
Yep, checks out.
Yep, checks out.
Big Tobacco explains how diversity is necessary for success. Ok, well maybe they don't explain anything at all, but they're saying it as if it were true.
New Bioleninist Holiday Thread: WaHmEn'S eQuALiTy DaY 🤪🥳🤡
The left has canceled White Wahmen (count them in the thread), but that's ok, they'll keep defecting on us for their virtue cummies 🤪🤪🤪!
Very cool, Ericsson!
The left has canceled White Wahmen (count them in the thread), but that's ok, they'll keep defecting on us for their virtue cummies 🤪🤪🤪!
Very cool, Ericsson!
"We will never stop pressing for progress", a threat and a promise.
Despite, you know, being the MAJORITY of BofA (heh) global workforce, which they reveal in the course of this ad.
Thanks, Diversity Sinecure DMV Lady.
Despite, you know, being the MAJORITY of BofA (heh) global workforce, which they reveal in the course of this ad.
Thanks, Diversity Sinecure DMV Lady.
Thank you for talking about the Pink Tax *squints*... New York Stock Exchange.
So begins our Global Celebration of poopdick. I'll be updating this thread all month, but I'm already drowning in content and bored of it. Mostly just going to catalogue things here in no particular order. Will be namechecking every gay org involved.
Tesla is officially gay.
Tesla is officially gay.
Can't drive a Tesla, can't fly Frontier. I guess I'm walking until they somehow make that gay too.
"How Dow Chemical Got Woke"
Gaymers Rise Up ✊🏿!
"Fight for freedom" and "Rebel", said the Fortune 100 global technology monopoly.
Gaymers Rise up ✊🏿!
There's that Trevor Project again. Trevor Project, GLAAD, and HRC are mainstays of the Velvet Mafia racket.
There's that Trevor Project again. Trevor Project, GLAAD, and HRC are mainstays of the Velvet Mafia racket.
"Shop our Pride Collection"
Shop pride collections and then carry your gay clothes home in this gay bag. Would you look at that, the HRC is involved!
H&M's pride collection exclusively features gay people of color. The brutal legacy of slavery and buck-breaking is still alive today.
What would Tariq say about a European (Swedish) megacorp portraying the noble Bantu in this way?!
What would Tariq say about a European (Swedish) megacorp portraying the noble Bantu in this way?!
HSBC getting a jump start on Gay June, and they're going hard. Nobody is going to outflank them to the left, no siree!
"Never stop fighting"
Go take a look at HSBC_UK's timeline. 11 homopoasts in the last 24 hours.
PS: that bizarre looking monster is a male (they show him as a young man in one of the posts).
PS: that bizarre looking monster is a male (they show him as a young man in one of the posts).
Burger Kang endorses political violence. New Woke Capital achievement unlocked.
Good lord these people make me sick. How long can this go on for?
Borzoi's take is good.
Two glowing articles on the same day about Redemption for and Rehabilitation of a Sinner. Barilla was sinful, now it is sanctioned. Chick Fil A is still unrepentant.
Time for a thread on the religion.
Time for a thread on the religion.
CEO of privately held company makes "egregious homophobic comment" and says he disagrees with the idea of a homosexual family.
This is the egregious sin he committed, made back before gay marriage was even legal in the US or UK.
This is the egregious sin he committed, made back before gay marriage was even legal in the US or UK.
Vox goes on to talk about "the tensions that can exist between privately held companies — and the sensibilities of the very wealthy families who often control them"
Those evil wealthy families just happen to control these companies. It's an accident of history I guess!
Those evil wealthy families just happen to control these companies. It's an accident of history I guess!
"Progress on gender equality will only happen when your workplace culture is truly inclusive."
Translation: Hire more blacc muzzie wahmen
Translation: Hire more blacc muzzie wahmen
More Woke Capital bragging about muh wahmen
Assorted others, going to just dump the rest.
Mastercard is getting a jump on Trans Day of Visibility, which is apparently tomorrow.
I can't unhear those voices. Thank me for taking a screenshot & saving you from the horror. TBH trans people are the exact freakin opposite of invisible, but go off gender-nonspecific monarch.
I can't unhear those voices. Thank me for taking a screenshot & saving you from the horror. TBH trans people are the exact freakin opposite of invisible, but go off gender-nonspecific monarch.
Jay Norris works at BofA. Jay Norris' "daughter" doesn't have BofA anymore, and he's proud of it!
"Alexa, define 'Solipsism'"
Woke Brewery appeals to its target demographic of beer guzzling Ruth Bader Ginsberg worshipers.
"'When There are Nine' is a Belgian Brut IPA dedicated to the judge. The beer’s name is inspired by her answer to the question 'When will there be enough women on the Supreme Court?'
"'When There are Nine' is a Belgian Brut IPA dedicated to the judge. The beer’s name is inspired by her answer to the question 'When will there be enough women on the Supreme Court?'
Note their honest answer to "When will there be enough women?" in a given powerful group. They will not stop til they occupy 100% of the positions. Equality was always a spook.
It gets darker...
Woke Airlines poast Assata Shakur for Black History Month. They even boast, "First woman on the FBI's Most Wanted list."
Heck of a milestone, blacks!
Heck of a milestone, blacks!
Poster removed, apologized for any offense; was simply crewmembers "intending to celebrate Black History Month by highlighting prominent individuals."
Roseanne make joke about a powerful politico look like POTA extra, gets fired.
Cop killer celebration gets a low-effort apology.
Roseanne make joke about a powerful politico look like POTA extra, gets fired.
Cop killer celebration gets a low-effort apology.
In the Current Year, you'll find yourself in more trouble for saying the murderer in this poster looks like a Planet of the Apes extra than you will for singing her praises.
This is called "White Privilege".
This is called "White Privilege".
Which way Western man?
Oh it's real alright: brawny.com/strengthhasnog…
I wish I was making this up... screencapped for posterity.
Woke PetroCo celebrating a made up bioleninist STEMWOC holiday to make up for reputational damage caused by the largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry.
I wonder when we'll get to celebrate Introduce a Girl to Sewage Treatment Day...
I wonder when we'll get to celebrate Introduce a Girl to Sewage Treatment Day...
This bioleninist holiday is celebrated by many of the usual suspects. Guess I'll turn this into a thread then.
Raytheon, The Girl Scouts' choice of Military Industrial Complex corps, also full throated on STEMWOC and FEMSTEM.
Raytheon, The Girl Scouts' choice of Military Industrial Complex corps, also full throated on STEMWOC and FEMSTEM.
The vast majority of engineers in America are white men; we hear about this nonstop.
What are the odds that of three engineers highlighted by 3M, not a single one would be a white man (or even just white)?
What are the odds that of three engineers highlighted by 3M, not a single one would be a white man (or even just white)?
Woke Booze Merchant is Woke 24/7 on the TL, mostly emphasizing gender and poopdick related topics.
Wonder if they feel guilty about alcohol's role in the vast majority of assaults (sexual and otherwise).
Also TIL Feb is LGBT History Month (June is Pride!)
Wonder if they feel guilty about alcohol's role in the vast majority of assaults (sexual and otherwise).
Also TIL Feb is LGBT History Month (June is Pride!)
Diverse "Comedy", brought to you by Woke Booze.
So many butthurt immigrants and second gen-ers still crying about being asked where they're from. The horror!
So many butthurt immigrants and second gen-ers still crying about being asked where they're from. The horror!
"Comedy"
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Globohomo is interested in your kids.
Might as well change their name to Gaymobil. That's ok, our kids shouldn't be playing with xenoestrogenic plastics anyway.
Might as well change their name to Gaymobil. That's ok, our kids shouldn't be playing with xenoestrogenic plastics anyway.
Hey kids, remember Playmobil? Well you'll never guess what he looks like now!
MFW this haram shit on the TL.
Alaska Airlines doing their part to atone for the bitter legacy of slavery in their namesake, famously African state. They fought most viciously against the Union in the US Civil War...
I've seen that pilot before...
Three perfect squares... the perfect tweet ratio. Saved for posterity.
Woke Barbie on the TL again.
Hijabis and STEMWOCs are a must in the age of Woke Capital
Previous Woke Barbie Thread 1:
National "Australia" Bank đź‘€
More like National Spinster Bank.
"I ❤️ free stuff"
Literally gibs. Seems racist 🤔
Literally gibs. Seems racist 🤔
Globohomo, interested, your kids, cont'd part 6 hojillion.
“It’s about diversity, heartwarming stories… I think it’s so amazing not only because it’s diverse, but because it makes diversity normal. Cyrus happens to be Jewish. He happens to be gay.”
“It’s about diversity, heartwarming stories… I think it’s so amazing not only because it’s diverse, but because it makes diversity normal. Cyrus happens to be Jewish. He happens to be gay.”
Watch the video here. These people are sociopaths. You can see it in their body language, you can hear it in the way they inflect with their voices. Textbook Sociopathic Status Maximizers.
abcnews.go.com/culture/story/…
abcnews.go.com/culture/story/…
I'd be more surprised to find out these kids aren't being abused than the alternative.
Said it before, say it again: Globohomo is interested in your kids.
"Pixars new short makes a bold statement about toxic masculinity. Much more adult than normal fare. Contains language not appropriate for children. Important message children should be learning from a young age"
"Pixars new short makes a bold statement about toxic masculinity. Much more adult than normal fare. Contains language not appropriate for children. Important message children should be learning from a young age"
You'll never believe what the author looks like.
LMAO she's a scientologist apparently! Used to work for a scientology publication called the Tampa Bay Informer (if this is the same gal, and it sure looks like it is).
Sometimes when I start going down the Woke Capital/Media rabbit hole, I find some truly bizarre crap.
Sometimes when I start going down the Woke Capital/Media rabbit hole, I find some truly bizarre crap.
Promoted tweet from CondeNast subsidiary HeyIris.
Observations:
- She's in a wheelchair, but moving both of her legs đź‘€
- She's tatted
- She's obese
- She twerks at one point
- It's promoted
We're supposed to celebrate this disabled woman playing a whore. This is Progress™!
Observations:
- She's in a wheelchair, but moving both of her legs đź‘€
- She's tatted
- She's obese
- She twerks at one point
- It's promoted
We're supposed to celebrate this disabled woman playing a whore. This is Progress™!
Just like we're supposed to celebrate this disabled man being a whore.
Or this queer disabled negronaut.
Time to make a centralized Davos thread.
Let's get started with BofA.
Let's get started with BofA.
BofA is driving the Woke Cap conversation at Davos
Goldman hosted their own Wamman leadership event at Davos. @DavidSolomon, if you're serious about letting women lead, please step down and elevate a female successor. Do it now. C'mon @GoldmanSachs, put your money where your mouth is
