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Jan 1

What if an au where lwj and lxc are literally twins and wwx wanted to see if a-yuan could recognise lwj—his father

Like, imagine if the first time a-yuan saw lxc was only after he was able to walk

The cameras from wwx’s end are absolutely open, recording a-yuan as he was

put down by wn (he was carrying him) and lwj and lxc are just standing there 🧍🏻🧍🏻 waiting to see where will a-yuan go

Wwx tries to stop a loud laugh because a-yuan is just suddenly all 😧❓

He looked at the duo back and forth, and the funny thing is, lwj and lxc’s

faces are blank. Like spot on, no emotions, and just standing there

Jokes on them, a-yuan didn’t run up to any of them.

Not to lxc.

Not to lwj.

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@smexyxianxian

Dec 30, 2022

I’m not a tiktoker but it would be funny to think about wwx dancing to collide (him being sexy and all) and he gets famous because he was stopped by lwj in the midst of dancing

Wwx: Lan zhan!
Lwj: *aggressively but softly holding his husband’s waist*
Lwj: Mn. Too sexy.

Just imagine the viewers thinking lwj is wwx’s boyfriend but not husband. Not to mention wwx already gave birth to a-yuan so the shock of the viewers because just how did wwx managed to maintain his sexy body!!

Wwx: exercising with your husband every night is a big help!

But wwx knew just how easy it is to fool the viewers, because he’s not that sexy. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still sexy, but not like the time from before he was pregnant, because he still has those fats from when he carried his a-yuan! And he’s very proud of it 😉

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@smexyxianxian

Dec 7, 2022

Ceoji has been getting too (!!!) many wedding invitations from random people he doesn’t even know! he needs them to stop!

Lwj is almost at wits end when he gets another invitation, but this time, it was a birthday celebration of a 4-year-old boy he has no recall of meeting

‘You’re invited to A-Yuan’s bday celebration!’

He does not know who a-yuan is, and he certainly has no idea of who wei wuxian is

‘Hello Mr. Lan! I hope you can attend! A-Yuan misses hearing your boring voice! —Wei Wuxian :)’

The audacity for the man to say lwj’s voice is boring. And what kind of relationship did they have anyway? lwj hasn’t seen the man but he already doesn’t like him

He thinks this is a trick. Lwj has a nice memory and he had never even seen a-yuan

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@smexyxianxian

Oct 17, 2022

lqr must’ve hit his head badly

who would’ve thought that he would witness a scene of the emperor – his nephew, lwj – and the young crown prince – his cute grandnephew, a-yuan – kneeling in front of the empress

kneeling, they were /kneeling/ in front of wwx

never in lqr’s life did he think about lwj kneeling in front of someone, not after him showcasing how stubborn he is

kneeling in front of wei wuxian!!

and they were doing it in the open, just outside the punishment hall – what is happening here?!?

lwj can always read between the line if he were in trouble, and right now he sees clearly that maybe, just maybe, he should have consulted wei ying first before buying a-yuan the toy

the act of kneeling is nothing compared to the disappointed gaze he’s receiving from his beloved

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Oct 3, 2022

“a-die?”

lsz was looking for his father—the emperor—when he finally run through him by the large paintings of the empress

“hm?” lwj hums, tilting his head to acknowledge him

“are you okay? what are you doing?” it isn’t everyday you see the emperor like this

“hm.”

not receiving a full on reply from his father made him furrow his brows, is there something going on that he’s missing on?

“he is beautiful isn’t he?” lwj asks suddenly after a small minute of silence

is his father drunk again?

but despite this, he looked at wwx’s painting

it was /their/ painting, with lsz old enough to be standing back behind his mother’s sat down figure, and his father on his right

and it’s true, his mother is indeed beautiful despite lwj and wwx showing signs of maturity

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@smexyxianxian

Sep 29, 2022

\\ wlw wx

“w-wait lan z-zhan!”

it was no use. lwj uses her fingers as she rubs circles over wwx’s clothed clit, her lips kissing, marking, all over her nape

“you shouldn’t!” the woman whisper-shouts, her mind is racing but she particularly doesn’t stop lwj

“why not?” lwj says despite her voice being muffled, her breath was hot and all wwx could think of is being wrecked by the woman as other students chat and mind their own business

“lan zhan we’re in a library i don-ah!”

it wasn’t like it was wwx’s first time being fingered

she just always gets caught off-guard whenever lwj starts to trail nimble fingers over her clothed pussy

one hand busy pressing over her damp spot and the other squeezes her exposed thigh, it makes wwx feel giddy, desperate, and always needy

“so needy,” lwj says,

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