Thread by @MkenyaMzi

Dennis Karuri amenikumbusha incident illinihappenia pale Brew Bistro Westie. There was a friday i was working late, my office imeshikana na fortis tower, so kuna friday niliamua i will not piga sherehe, i was working on some crazy app, everything was okay mpaka 10pm,

Nilikaa pale office nikaskia vile 𝑾𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒂𝒊 inaslap nikashindwa kuandika code, nikasema siniende nishike Heineken mbili alaf nilislide then niende home nikamalizie code home, nikaweka m lappy on sleep mode then nikaenda hapo BrewBistro fortis tower, kufika pale nikaita

Waitress nikaitisha Heinken zangu mbili, nikiendelea pale kucheki nini inaendelea huku kwa streets za twitter nikaskia mseeh ameshout my name kucheki juu napata ni my friend at Austinoh at Microsoft, we were in Unie with Austinoh, alikua pale na msupa wake na maboiz kadhaa wa

Microsoft, wakanishow niwajoin kwa their table, it was like 5 years. Since we linkedup with Austino like 5 yrs ago before relocating to Europe akaanza kuniwekelea mapraises vile nilikua coder mzii tukiwa unie and some crazy windows app i had developed ya kushare movies tukiwa

Bado mafresha, story for another day. By the time my 2 bottles arrived, Austino alikua ameitisha bottles tatu za blacklabel , akaniambia mbona nikunywe beer kwanza vile aliweeka ndo aliharibu “𝑲𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒊 𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒐𝒈𝒐𝒑𝒂 𝑷𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒆 𝒌𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝒎𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒂” there was no way i

Was going to angusha Austinoh tena infront of his friends, we started drinking by time two bottles were down kuna mali safi fulani alikua amekam kunipea lapdance, huyu petite babe alikua mabeshte zake, pia austino akawaitishia round ya cocktails pia, hiyo time ilikua kitu

Makitu 2am nilikua high kuliko giraffe pussy vile Nyaberih usema, navile huyu petite babes alikua ameninyc nikaamua wacha nibebe huyu babes to my apartment, alaf alikua na husky voice design Tseikuru Finest huwa napenda, alaf tukiwa bado pale Club makisses zilikua zishaanza

Kutembea, huyu babes alikua goodkisser hapo nikajua pia lazima pochi la biashara lina slap ajab. Around 2:30AM nikaitisha cab to my place nanikachipoo my babe, kufika makejani maromance zilianza tu pale kwa cab makisses, nikafika pale kejani nikapeteta mali ajab, mali ilikua

Tighter kuliko wataita , sijawai siskia mali tight hivi, na ju ya vile nilikua maji mimi nikazima, asubuhi kuamka nicheki kitu hapo 8 ivi napata babes amenipikia breakfast inbed kuskia vile anaongea kama ninja na huko kitchen i even thought ni my lil bro, ako kitchen, kufika

Kitchen napata ninja kwangu hata sijui alifika aje hapo, tena ananiita babe, kumbe pombe zangu mbaya, nilichuna morio, nikashika moto ajab, my lil bro akatoka his bedroom akakam kwa kitchen kucheki rada alianza kucheka akiroll kwa floor, kumbe nilichipoo ninja, kumbe nilivamia

Paybill badala ya pochi la biashara. nikakumbuka ushoga Wa siku moja si ushoga, tangu hiyo siku sijawai kunywa Whiskey tena. Nanikaacha kuchipoo madem wa club kabisa.

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