If you think nothing can stop reggae then you don't know diarrhoea Around March I traveled home to Mombasa, so kufika tu nikaenda Beach, nikapiga picha nikawekelea pale whatsapp status. Immediately I got a message from Gabbie , "𝑵𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏'𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆" , we had not met with Gabbie for like 5 years, Gabbie was the popular pointie when we were growing up in shanzu. She was my ride or die, this was the first girl i kissed. We drifted apart when her Italian Dad relocated their family from shanzu to

Mtu wetu only applies to tribes that understand value of having your own people in places, our ukambani leaders dont understand that, I approached one of the senior politicians with my papers fresh from campus akaniambia "𝑬𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒘𝒂 𝒘𝒆𝒌𝒊𝒚𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒖 𝒏𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒕𝒊𝒌𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒂 𝒖𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒘𝒂 𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒛𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒘𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒗𝒂𝒖 𝑲𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒊 𝒌𝒘𝒂 𝒖𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒘𝒂 𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆"(Sa kama ulifanya maths &computer science si heri ungefanya agriculture ningekutafutia kazi

Friday karibu one of my buddies aniintroduce kwa Orgy, masked in a bookclub. After my usual hospital visit on friday at around 8pm, i get a DM from Natasha, she works for Britam hapo upperhill, it was a simple text, "𝑯𝒆𝒚 𝑴𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒚𝒂 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅, 𝒋𝒐𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒃 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆" nikamshow i can make but anipee theme of the night akaniambia Neuroplasticity, nikamshow nitatoka Thika road hapo 9 na ju Natasha lives in Lavii hapo karibu na Nabo

Mimi crush huwa akioffer kunipea huwa nakataa, hear me out. Nikiwa second year in campo kuna dem fulani nilikua nimecrushia alikua anaitwa Vero mali safi, lightskinned with a sprinkle of Indian decent, blend ya mmeru na mhindi.Tseikuru Casanova nilikua approach Vero ile ya kuomba Number alaf naanza small talk pale, na tumessage twa kila siku design ya Tala ukiwa na Loan yao. So one friday nikitoka library nikipatana na Vero akienda Student center, tukaanza story hapa na pale akinishow anaenda kugrab lunch, mimi nikamshow nilikua naenda kejani for

Last year nilijipata na mumama, and any young man akona mumama I totally understand I wont judge you, hear me out, around May ndo tulikua tunasaka vile tunagrow our IT venture so like any other small venture tulianza na kuandika businesses proposals na kuzirusha kwa differen Big businesses we were targeting marketing department za Insurance companies, Saccos and Telecommunication companies ju hizo huwa major consumer wa IT services especially digital marketing services, cyber security services among other services. So after kurusha , one afternoon

Huyo wa Maziwa amenikumbusha incident ilinihappenia pale NSK tukikata na Lil bro, i saw some fine lightskin babe chilling with friends wakikata some cocktails Wakiwa wameketi ile couch huwa na huko mwisho, i called the Waiter nikamshow arushe two cocktails kwa that table and ask The lightskin babe whether she was comfortable joining me kwa my table, the waiter delivers the cocktails then comes back kuniambia the lightskin babe amesema ananijoin in a few. She ditches her friends and joins me in the table with my my lil bro, i introduced myself ju

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After narrating her story she looks at me nikiwa in sad niccur moment and she is like "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒃𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓"
She noticed hata my ikarazanga ilikua imezima kuliko design Mulu Mutisya alikua anazima akiattend event Hazina kuongea kikamba. She says "𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐" as she goes down on her knees in the bathroom and starts sucking my balls gently as if she was kissing a new born baby. She continues slowly to gaggle my balls and my already Sleeping ikarazanga starts rising to

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After narrating her story she looks at me nikiwa in sad niccur moment and she is like "𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒆𝒃𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓"
She noticed hata my ikarazanga ilikua imezima kuliko design Mulu Mutisya alikua anazima akiattend event

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Hazina kuongea kikamba. She says "𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐" as she goes down on her knees in the bathroom and starts sucking my balls gently as if she was kissing a new born baby. She continues slowly to gaggle my balls and my already Sleeping ikarazanga starts rising to

One hard lesson i have learned so far don't ever try to get to know those fine babes huwa unatoa club unaenda nao to your apartment.
Kuna this babe i chipood from Mint, i mean fire coochie and waistline from hell. Normally in the morning kitu 5 huwa ndo i order cab for any babe Nimetoa club but the way this one aliniserve Shifwetere i was like si i can go more rounds hapo 10 ivi tukiamka, so I let her sleep na mimi nikajiekelea mpaka 9 iish hapo nikaamshwa na calls za some client hapo tulidevelop their sales Management last month he was having issues

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Kalenjin babes mbona mko tribal ivo, jana nikiwa nimetulia kwa singleroom yangu hapa Mlolongo niliona my famous Rich pal the only UN expatriate and the Author of Bandit Makiadi himself, ameniipigia simu, "𝑲𝒊𝒋𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝑲𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒂 𝑻𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒍 𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒆" he Said in Kalee bandit accent, nayo nayo Nikawekelea maji kwa Karai nikashower ile design inaitwa passport nikawekelea Tshirt yangu Gucci lakini nikama kwa factory walikosea kidogo wakaandika Ngunci, lakini sinibora ikona lines za green na red alaf nikawekelea trouser jana na c

Jana karibu incident inihappenia kama ile case ya DJ Fatxo bana, after kusetup my apartment here in Bamburi, i decided to call Rita from Nyali to Notify her i was around in Mombasa. So nikachukua simu nikacall Rita i still 've her number though we havent talked in like 5 years Hakua hata hanakumbuka ni number yangu, after few seconds kwa call she remembered Tseikuru Casanova himself. We went on a long call with just chatting on kwenye kila mtu amepotea na ju it was still saa mbili in the evening i asked her what she was upto. Akaniambia hata she was js

Lastweek, Tiktok karibu ifanye nitokee kwa breaking News pale NTV na pia milimani lawcourts, after quarter ya Konyagi niliamua kujiseti kwa single room yangu hapa mlolongo, kwa Woofer nikawekelea Mix fulani ya Dj Jr inajiita 𝑽𝒊𝒃𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 hii inaslap kuliko economy ya Ruto. Na ju konyagi haipendi mambo mingi nikaimix na tonic water ndo niisip , nikiimagine maisha ningekua naishi na huko Karen kama Kibaki would have still been the president. After few sips ile ngoma ya "𝑾𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒂 𝑷𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒆" ikakam through, kwanza vile zilikua zimeanza

This woman used to engage my tweets back in 2021. She would be the first one to engage hata nitweet masaa za gizani. Of course with her behavior I noticed her followered her and started a conversation with her on her DM. I was a little bit scared smashing tweeps because of the stories I heard on this app before,and at that time, I was a strong member of Andrew Kibe classes after I was character developed by a Kisii girl ( story for another day). The conversation started from kwanini hujalala because I remember texting her at 3:00am. And

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Kinembe na Miraa huwa nikama kerosene na maji, yaani ile kitu inaeza kupea pressure kuliko ile Ruto anapitia kurun kenya. Pale 2020 time ya covid kuna cuzo yangu alinitembelea kwangu Rongaa, cuzo yeye ushikisha Jaba, hiyo time job ilikua imekatikati ju nilikua napiga hustle kama Cleaner hapo Tumaini supermarket Rongaa, my cuzo akanistua akanishow atakam friday tuchill kwa kasingle room yangu tukipanga one two. Cuzo alifika kwangu kitu saa tisa ya mchana, akanipata pale nimsettii mix ya Dj Lyta ya Reggae nikiendelea kusaka games za kuwekelea bet.

Dennis Karuri amenikumbusha incident illinihappenia pale Brew Bistro Westie. There was a friday i was working late, my office imeshikana na fortis tower, so kuna friday niliamua i will not piga sherehe, i was working on some crazy app, everything was okay mpaka 10pm, Nilikaa pale office nikaskia vile 𝑾𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒇𝒂𝒊 inaslap nikashindwa kuandika code, nikasema siniende nishike Heineken mbili alaf nilislide then niende home nikamalizie code home, nikaweka m lappy on sleep mode then nikaenda hapo BrewBistro fortis tower, kufika pale nikaita

Wacha leo niwapee template huwa natumia kurushia corporates kuomba partnership na gigs za influencing

Dear Company X,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to propose a partnership between me and Company X on Twitter( your twitter username), with a focus on leveraging the influence of your brand on Twitter through the use of my Twitter (stories)threads. Though it is a unique opportunity for digital marketing it is not yet untapped.

I am a true master of humorous Twitter content creation! through twitter threads of

Usiwai try zile scene za romance na sex kwa movies in real life, kuna time bado nikiishi Kawangware kwa kasingle room, niliwatch 𝑭𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒚 kuna scene pale huwa ninja anaweka ice cubes kwa nyondos, nikaamua lazima pia mimi nitatry, nilikua nadate kadem Fulani ka Saika kalikua kanaitwa Emily. So hapo Sato nikaita Emily nikamshow akam over. Tseikuru Casanova nikaamua leo ni ile siku lazma leo nitry scenes kadhaa za 𝑭𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒚 na ju sikua na fridge nikaenda hapo supaa

Usiwai kuwa dick driven, ama kinembe ikufanye ukatafute solutions pale Telegram, pale 2017 nilipata dem fulani mali safi ajab. Bado nilikua nakaa hapo city stadium karibu na Aic Kaloleni nikipiga hustle hapo kwa mhindi industrial area biz fulani ya kusupply unbranded Tshirts za Polo kwa companies and NGOs. Sometimes nilikua naekwa kwa counter not because i had accounting qualifications but because nilikua mkamba na wakamba na wahindi tukona along history since the famous late prophetess syokimau allowed one Patel to lay ikarazanga on her back in

Nairobi is just a dangerous ama sex imekua chain chain tu, one of my friends who is about to get married in January invites me to BND at Lavii then i tag along my cousin. My cousin is this military guy na pesa ya Cadet officer pia inamsumbua na ikona kiburi futi kumi. My cousin Picks me at westlands in the office at around 8pm, because i was working late that night. He acquired new subaru WRX Sti and with his military ID, he is literally above the law. When we get BND because of his past behaviours there they let us in without inspection.