#haikaveh/#kavetham sort of crack writing idea where King Deshret and Goddess of Flowers literally live rent free in Haitham and Kaveh's head, and they like to give ~dating advice~.

Problem is, the gods can't recognize one another's reincarnations.
Basically I imagine GoF behaving like an over-invested Auntie who tries to hook up her reincarnation with attractive younger men to ~live vicariously~

While KD is the Old Fashioned Uncle who has a slightly ~ toxic masculinity~ approach to pursuing partners, but ultimately
is just worried that his reincarnation is going to die alone.
GoF: Oh Kaveh, look at that one! Tall, a respectable position, intelligent, mature, and would you look at those biceps~. Introduce yourself!

KD: Haitham, there. That one is attractive, accomplished, strong-willed. You must claim him as yours, before others seek the opportunity.

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Jan 7
#haikaveh/#kavetham drabble based of hc that Kv was born in the desert. CW: mild blood/injury

Kaveh was born in the desert. He grew up quite poor and was used to the threat of violence at the hands of treasure hoarders and mercenaries. So, he is used to defending himself, even
from those in his own community, who thought him weak due to his love of art, beauty, and learning. He grew up with bruised knuckles stained with blood even with fingernails stained with paint and ink.

He fought tooth and nail to study in the Akademiya and most people were
were unaware of his upbringing.

Kaveh, the Light of Kshahrewar, master architect, a fighter? Preposterous.

People tended to see his fine clothes, slender wrists, and sunny smile, and underestimated him.

Haitham was once one of them.
Read 27 tweets
Dec 15, 2022
(More #haikaveh brain rot, A/B/O edition)

An outsider would guess that #Alhaitham would have a quiet, reserved omega. An omega who, though well-learned, would be deferential to Alhaitham's preferences and rationale. A traditional partnership of convenience and mutual benefit.
#Kaveh of Kshahrewar was well-learned, but beyond that, he fit none of that.

He was taller than the average omega, with a presence that filled every corner of the room. He was excitable, particularly when he was intrigued by a project or when arguing a point. He was
called stubborn, haughty, bossy, even bitchy, some might say - usually alphas assigned to projects with Kaveh as their superior.

Alhaitham cannot necessarily disagree with those points. But, the truth is, those things are, well, rather attractive to him.
Read 8 tweets
Dec 14, 2022
More #haikaveh/#kavetham things that make me giggle:

I enjoy the idea that both #alhaitam and #Kaveh have difficulty keeping their eyes up ⬆️ when they talk to one another.

And neither of them notice, because they are both 🌟 preoccupied 🌟
Alhaitham's eyes are fixed on Kaveh's sun-kissed cleavage and collarbones (why in the Dendro Archon's name can he not button the damn shirt?)

Kaveh is laser-focussed on the pillowy ~ contour ~ of Alhaithem's chest (what pervert in the Akademiya approved this attire?).
They both will have full arguments with one another with tiddie-contact instead of eye-contact.
Read 4 tweets
Dec 14, 2022
(#kavetham/#haikaveh headcanon that help me sleep at night)

Anyone that knows of the Light of Kshahrewar is at least somewhat aware that the man is a curator of beauty, both in his designs and how he presents himself. He is careful to express his artistic nature with artfully
gathered and braided golden hair, colorful and well-tailored clothes, and fine-quality jewelry of unique design.

Akademiya juniors and scholars admire him not only for his mastery of his craft, but his ever-graceful conduct and appearance.
Admiring eyes follow #Kaveh wherever he goes, ranging from respectful to downright lecherous.

It would almost be enough to make #Alhaitham jealous.

That is, if that were the image of Kaveh that he coveted.
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