#haikaveh/#kavetham sort of crack writing idea where King Deshret and Goddess of Flowers literally live rent free in Haitham and Kaveh's head, and they like to give ~dating advice~.

Problem is, the gods can't recognize one another's reincarnations. Basically I imagine GoF behaving like an over-invested Auntie who tries to hook up her reincarnation with attractive younger men to ~live vicariously~

While KD is the Old Fashioned Uncle who has a slightly ~ toxic masculinity~ approach to pursuing partners, but ultimately

#haikaveh/#kavetham drabble based of hc that Kv was born in the desert. CW: mild blood/injury

Kaveh was born in the desert. He grew up quite poor and was used to the threat of violence at the hands of treasure hoarders and mercenaries. So, he is used to defending himself, even from those in his own community, who thought him weak due to his love of art, beauty, and learning. He grew up with bruised knuckles stained with blood even with fingernails stained with paint and ink.

He fought tooth and nail to study in the Akademiya and most people were

Modern #haikaveh/#kavetham AU where Haitham is a bad cook ft a lil angst (CW homelessness)~

As a college student studying linguistics, Haitham spends long hours in front of textbooks and computers. So, he develops a gym habit to keep in shape. And in true Haitham fashion, he doesn't go half-way. He researches fitness and nutrition to the point he becomes one of those gym rats who knows all about protein and caloric needs needs.

Unfortunately, he knows next to nothing about seasoning food. His mother and ancestors weep.

Which leads to this -

(More #haikaveh brain rot, A/B/O edition)

An outsider would guess that #Alhaitham would have a quiet, reserved omega. An omega who, though well-learned, would be deferential to Alhaitham's preferences and rationale. A traditional partnership of convenience and mutual benefit. #Kaveh of Kshahrewar was well-learned, but beyond that, he fit none of that.

He was taller than the average omega, with a presence that filled every corner of the room. He was excitable, particularly when he was intrigued by a project or when arguing a point. He was

More #haikaveh/#kavetham things that make me giggle:

I enjoy the idea that both #alhaitam and #Kaveh have difficulty keeping their eyes up ⬆️ when they talk to one another.

And neither of them notice, because they are both 🌟 preoccupied 🌟 Alhaitham's eyes are fixed on Kaveh's sun-kissed cleavage and collarbones (why in the Dendro Archon's name can he not button the damn shirt?)

Kaveh is laser-focussed on the pillowy ~ contour ~ of Alhaithem's chest (what pervert in the Akademiya approved this attire?).

(#kavetham/#haikaveh headcanon that help me sleep at night)

Anyone that knows of the Light of Kshahrewar is at least somewhat aware that the man is a curator of beauty, both in his designs and how he presents himself. He is careful to express his artistic nature with artfully gathered and braided golden hair, colorful and well-tailored clothes, and fine-quality jewelry of unique design.

Akademiya juniors and scholars admire him not only for his mastery of his craft, but his ever-graceful conduct and appearance.