Thread by @etaerealaus

yoonkook au | mischievous kiss 💋

after years of pining, jungkook finally confessed to the top student yoongi, only to be rejected. but when a fire took jk’s house, his mom’s bestfriend offers them to stay with them—only to find out yg is his son and they have to live together.

– commissioned by @smolyooonie
– fluff
– inspired by the drama
– jk is sweet and adorable as always
– yg is a tsundere who is a little cold and mean
– but it’ll be okay!
– please don’t hesitate to let me know your thoughts! it’ll mean the world to me. 💕

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jjk
– have been in love to yg all through out their hs life
– likes to draw and paint
– so adorable and lovely

yoongi
– top student and genius
– does anything effortlessly
– cold

jimin
– tae and kook’s best friend
– loves to dance
– will punch yg if he makes jk cry

tae
– jimin and kook’s best friend
– loves fashion and is a part-time model
– will hold yg so jm can punch him

jin
– jk, th and jm’s classmate and close friend
– in love with jk
– loves to cook

hoseok
– jk, th and jm’s classmate and close friend
– jin’s best friend
– loves to dance

namjoon
– yg’s (only) close friend
– acquaintance of hoseok
– loves art

- 1 of course we’ll start this fic showing how whipped jk is

- 2 for clarification, yg is so sweet and soft and warm but we have to stick to the characters 🤧

- 3 i feel like nj will bring all the gossip since yg is the type of person that never goes online and mutes all gc

- 4 i have nothing to say but: hi 😚

- 5 okay i was kidding. but look at jk’s friends going protective and sweet like?? i think we all need someone who’s willing to punch the person that made you sad while your other friend try to calm them

- 6 oh look look! jin and hobi are here!! hehe 😚 oh also, time stamps are inaccurate aaaand they’re all the same age since they’re classmates but jin is a year older 🤔

- 7 sj repeated a grade here cause he doesn’t attend school and just wanna focus on what he likes which is cooking (he wanna have his own restaurant okay 🤧) but he likes jk sooooo much and he’s so whipped that he attends school now with him 😚

- 8 sometimes i think about how jk met nj and was like “THIGHS” idk

- 9 narrator’s voice: and they’ve been friends for years

- 10 man i just wanna protect jk

- 11 everyone whipped for him 🤧🤧

- 12 using humor as a defense mechanism because i miss jin. hbu?

- 13 jk eating heals me fr

- 14 i just feel like we need to make sure it shows that jin will always be whipped to his babies

- 15 head in hands i miss jin

- 16 sobbing crying i miss jin 😭

- 17 do you ever just think about how jk can make a perfect circle? ah my little artist

- 18 and do you ever think about how his pout is so powerful like i fr would give him the world

- 19 and do you ever think about how they’re all so adorable and so good at each other and just,,, i love bts

- 20 hehe guess who he helped

- 21 see, he’s actually a softie!

- 22 nj speaks the truth

- 23 sometimes i think about how jm surely babies th and jk and it makes me sob cause that’s so cute

- 24 omg what if minimoni???

- 25 ykw every time i see jin here i miss him extra more

- 26 *streams astronaut while crying* ye im okay

- 27 tbh yg you’re pretty defensive hm

- 28 helloooooo i’m back from the twt jaiI 🫡

- 29 also jk’s at THE house now hehe 😏

- 30 i love when jk malfunctions around yg

- 31 just remembered that jk is on a bbq trip,, wow what a guy 🥹

- 32 what can i say, i love some fated yoonkook

- 33 sobbing because i agree with jk, yg looks so good

- 34 anw i hope your twts are safe and free from twt jaiI too.

- 35 i love the namgi bffs agenda

- 36 me everyday: i miss bts

- 37 sometimes idk what to write as caption so i just say random stuff

- 38 i just think this is a perfect representation of an extrovert adopting an introvert

- 39 fjhdjddhhdd im sorry i love namgi bickering

- 40 tbh rn im just thinking about yg sitting at the side of the runway all dressed up and pretty

- 41 my little fashionista would be soooo pretty 🥹

- 42 what i would do to run my hands through yg’s hair

- 43 also, my most tweeted word is yoongi so lol

- 44

- 45

- 46 sorry for the no captions, i just suddenly missed jin 😭

- 47 i hope he’s warm and eating well 🥺🥺

- 48 i love seokjin 😭

- 49 also, time to make a mess in yg’s world 🫡

- 50 omg they’re now having conversations 🥹 only took about fifty tweets

- 51 also, no one told me how powerful the bambi nickname to jk is??? i feel sO ALIVE

- 52 sigh i miss minimoni btw

- 53 i feel like i’ve unintentionally made this enemies to lovers????

- 54 see???

- 55 anw let’s all make them bond

- 56 tbh group chats are hell to me irl because i barely reply

- 57 yg gives me headache sometimes. i can’t wait until nj smacks him.

- 58 we need to talk about yoongi in pfw

- 59 DID YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL HE WAS???

- 60 i literally gasped and sobbed. he was sooooo pretty 😭

- 61 it will forever haunt me

- 62 sometimes i just sit and take a minute of silence to think

- 63 his cute videos are also not helping!! 😭

- 64 also, did u know im a tae biased

- 65 who am i kidding, do i even have a bias atp. i love them all 😭😭😭

- 66 sorry, i was rewatching run bts earlier so 🫡

- 67 sobs i miss them so much

- 68 hello

- 69 i miss seokjin :c

- 70 i miss them all tbh

- 71 anw, let’s use the fiction magic caller time skip

- 72 jk had been studying very diligently okayyyy?

- 73 sigh don’t you just love namgi??

- 74 my scheming lil namu

- 75 here we are and they still haven’t kissed

- 76 well i hope you’re enjoying this tho! we’re all about the fluff

- 77 i’ll make them kiss soon i promise!

- 78 BACK FROM JK’S LIVE NOW

- 79 whew i missed him so much i was sobbing when he went live

- 80 anyway here’s the letter!

- 81 thoughts… many thoughts about seokjin…

- 82 i miss him so bad 😭

- 83 i hope he’s warm and well rested

- 84 seriously. they always fight 😩

- 85 they’re sooooo in love 😩

- 86 accidental enemies to lovers yoonkook 😬

- 87 24 hours ago when jk did his live… i miss him… 😔🎻

- 88 also did anyone notice how yg talks so much about jk here

- 89 i understand nj a lot

- 90 time to meddle 😚

- 91 ooh i love minimoni

- 92 im here to say that i miss bts

- 93 sobs i miss them so much

- 94 i hope they’re eating well

- 95 i love them so much 🥺🥺🥺

- 96 anyway i hope you’re enjoying the fluff

- 97 they’re so cute 😭

- 98 i truly understand jk. i too would find everything about yg cute.

- 99 wanna keep him in my pocket

- 100 oh, the hundredth tweet but there’s no kiss!

- 101 don’t worry, that’s coming reaaal soon!

- 102 namgi my babies

- 103 sigh they’re just so soft

- 104 scheming minimoni 🫣

- 107 hello how r u

- 108 im kinda hungry and i want ramen 😭

- 109 anw i’ll just distract myself since it’s kinda late here already lol

- 110 sometimes i really don’t know what to caption so sorry for my rambling djdjd

- 111 do y’all remember that time when namgi fought and started throwing the clothes folded by koobi so hobi scolded them

- 112 that’s one of my favorite predebut story lol

- 113 sigh i love them

- 114 i love bts so much 😭

- 115 i miss them too 😭😭

- 116 if you noticed that 105 and 106 are missing… that’s on me 🫣 i typed the wrong number and i’m going with it ☝️

- 117 i wrote a bit more than i expected. i hope u enjoy them being cute 🥺

- 118 and jk’s totally so whipped btw

- 119 no kiss yet tho! you’ll get it when you least expect it 😌

- 120 hello look at this

- 121 it’s cutie yoonie! 🥰

- 122 they’re talking so much it makes me so happyyyy

- 123 i love them 🥺

- 124 hope you all are doing well too!

- 125 can’t believe i just saw jk in a pretty wolf haircut

- 126 that he tied into a ponytail

- 127 HE’S SOOOO PRETTY 😭

- 128 and he really worked out in front of me??? like??? does he not care for my sanity

- 129 can’t believe i really watch him box. like,,, LIKE????

- 130 and he’s all giggly and cute????

- 131 i probably cried. u never know.

- 132 he makes me happy sigh 🥺

- 133 i hope you’re having a very happy time too

- 134 i hope the tannies are very happy

- 135 hiii

- 136 everything here is just jk complaining

- 137 cause yg is acting weird. see even nj noticed 👀

- 138 what do you think is happening 👀

- 139 hehe yg is being weird

- 140 but it’ll be okayy ☝️

- 141 we’ll know soon!

- 142 hello im alive

- 143 sorry for disappearing, i di*d for a bit lol

- 144 i’m back now tho!! 🥰

- 145 stay healthy and hydrated pls

- 146 accept my offerings of yoonkook 🫡

- 147 also, why is this hiatus feels more like a series of comeback

- 148 SO MANY CONTENTS

- 149 not that i’m complaining 🫡

- 150 BUT KEEPING UP WITH THEM REALLY IS A SKILL NOW

- 151 also where’s jk

- 152 i miss jk 😭

- 153 can’t believe i got so spoiled by him doing lives multiple times

- 154 IM HAVING WITHDRAWALS 😭

- 155 what do i do now

- 156 but jimin debut!!! IM SO EXCITED!!! 😭

- 157 AHH THERE’S SO MUCH THAT IS HAPPENING 😭 i love them 😭

- 158 yes, every update contains me whining about how much i love bts

- 159 also, how’s the weather? 🥰

- 160 so did y’all like the kiss

- 161 should i give them another kiss

- 162 OOOH HOW ABOUT A DATE? 🥰🥰

- 163 well anyway, let’s move on from the kiss 🫡

- 164 sigh i miss bts

- 165 sobs

- 166 it’s almost 3am here so im posting this with one braincell in use

- 167 which is a lot because i did my korean exam today for more than 3 hours. i can’t believe i survived that???

- 168 my poor brain can only do so much

- 169 also did i mention how i enjoy making jm and gyu bicker???? that’s so cute

- 170 can’t wait for them to bicker more like im sure yg will take gyu’s side just to tease jk more

- 171 yeah he’s whipped like that

- 172 idk man i just want them to kiss again already

- 173 don’t worry we’ll get fluff 🤩

- 174 YOONGI’S PHOTOFOLIO!!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY!!!!!

- 175 IM JUST A PERSON. IM A WEAK PERSON FOR YOONGI!!

[reference for requiem: ]

- 176 HE’S SO PRETTY I WANNA CRY

[reference for butterfly: ]
[reference for prelude: ]

- 177 also, remember that time when we just misspell yoonfi’s name and we still know we’re talking about yoobie? good times.

- 178 well hello there

- 179 omg wait– WE GOT 4 LIVES FROM JUNGKOOK THIS MONTH

- 180 LIFE IS SOOOO GOOD

- 181 I LOVE IT HERE THANK U JUNGKOOK 🥹

- 182 thought of the day: i cannot stop listening to jungkook’s cover of to find you

- 183 im just so in love with his version 😭

- 184 he’s just so— he’s so— he’s just— jungkook 😭😭😭

- 185 hello frens

- 186 sorry this will be short, i’m hanging out with jungkook 🥺

- 187 wym parasocial relationship? this is a long distance relationship 🫡

- 188 have we talked about how hobi is so awesome

- 189 like wow i love him so much like wow

- 190 hobiiiii sobs i love him 😭

- 191 hello it’s 3am here so please bear my incoherent thoughts

- 192 kinda miss jin rn… i watched super tuna earlier. sobs.

- 193 lol i almost forgot to attached this

- 194 i was confused for a moment like “where are those chats hmmm why am i posting the narrative already hmm”

- 195 then i suddenly remembered lol anyway back to jin

- 196 he looks so good tho so healthy aaah i love him

- 197 munch his cheekies

- 198 also is it obvious that i love so far away a lot hehe it’s my fave 💖

- 199 it’s yg’s bday!!! aaaaaah i hope my baby is always warm 🥰

- 200 also hello 👋🏻 we’re in the 200th tweet and we still don’t have the next kiss

- 201 but will they kiss again??? hehe

- 202 hello i am alive again

- 203 sry i kinda d*ed a lil

- 204 but all good!!

- 205 ugh there was something i wanna talk about but i forgot ://

- 206 i’d probably end up talking about random stuff again :/

- 207 here’s yoonkook being so cute

- 208 also im using the timeskip magic, hope you don’t mind u.u

- 209 but! i assure u yoonkook are always together especially before jk goes to his eomma’s restaurant (sigh he’s whipped)

- 210 aren’t yall missing jk

- 211 feeling like shit i miss my baby girl

- 212 it’s okay, i’ll just wait for him again 🤧

- 213 i watched jk’s live while at a concert. i never missed a jk live and didn’t wanna break my streak 😭

- 214 i had fun at the concert dw but he’s so cute so i couldn’t resist

- 215 JIMIN AAAAH HE’S SOOO COOL 😭

- 216 DID YOU SEE JIMIN AHHH HE’S SOOO COOL IT’S CRAZY AAAH

- 217 he really did that aaaahhh he’s sooo cool im so proud of him 😭

- 218 PERFECTION. AMAZING. EXTRAORDINARY. HE’S GONNA BREAK KP0P HE’S SO AWESOME

- 219 i can’t wait for FACE sobs im so proud aaah i love him sm

- 220 well hello there

- 221 oh what it’s 3am here i’ll just update quickly dhdjj

- 222 i’ve been wanting to try jk’s recipe

- 223 BUT DOESNT IT SOUND EXTRA SPICY????

- 224 like that’s buldak and neoguri???

- 225 anyone tried it yet?

- 226 how was it?

- 227 im so curious cause i love noodles and ramen a lot

- 228 if there’s anything i can eat forever it’s those 😭

- 229 i’ll stop talking about it cause im starting to crave it djdjd

- 230 my favorite is shin ramyun and jin ramen tho 🥰

- 231 anyway!!

- 232 i made them kiss kiss fall in love. what do you think? 🥺

- 233 hi

- 234 WE’RE GETTING YOONMIN

- 235 IM SO EXCITED AHHHH I WAITED FOR THIS

- 236 did u know i started as a yoonmin writer

- 237 but the ynkk angst is so irresistible

- 238 and now im here 🥳

- 239 i know i said i’d post socmed edits but i thought it’d be easier to just write

- 240 it’s a date!!! we need to see how cute they are

- 241 and socmed edits usually take time so this was easier jdjdjdjd

- 242 hope you enjoyed it 🥺

epilogue

.1 i drank too much coffee

.2 feeling a little hyper rn

.3 also, please know these are all done with time skips now eheh

.4 it’s just them being cute lol

.5 they’re all friends now aaah

.6 can u spot the side ships 👀

.7 whew can’t believe we’re finally here

.8 this was really fun aahh they’re so cute 🥺

.9 hehe whipped

.10 no witty captions cause it’s 3am here lol

.11 oh here we goooo

.12 yes. /oh./

.13 not at jk already proposing to yg lol

—끝.

— i never expected this fic to be this close to my heart. it’s been one of my favorite fics that i wrote and part of it is cause on how much you loved the characters. thank you for loving them so much–esp. yg who had fears and doubts. i hope i provided comfort to you as well. 💜

thank you so much to the commissioner for trusting me with this story. it was a good journey. 🥰 i met good people and found new friends. 💗

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you can read my other completed fics here:

https://twitter.com/etaerealaus/status/1049860626749698048

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https://twitter.com/etaerealaus/status/1612101839520174080

please give love to my next fic as well! 🥰

https://twitter.com/etaerealaus/status/1388025171202633728