Moving along with 🇷🇺#FireBus Bingo, we find ourselves in Lipetsk on the intersection Papin [Daddy's] & Young Naturalist streets at this green MAZ bus with a burning tire & brake rotor/pad. Or drum
Matt will know.
Mrs Lipetsk not disfigured in this incident
gorod48.ru/news/1938333
Oh, crap, forgot to yell out the numbers!
That's what happens when one is distracted by the beauty of the young naturalists.
dunno what passes for journalism in russia these days, but where i come from, we mention bus route numbers!
otherwise the bus fires blur together.
from what i've learned, Papin St in Lipetsk isn't even ON a bus route. HTF that bus ended up burning there is another mystery.
Young Naturalists St, on the on the hand is serviced by #8. You might expect to hear Y-8 or N-8, but no.
I am pissed for having wasted all this time on virtual Lipetsk public transport. Which, btw, also sucks.

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