It's been a while. Been underground. Not much time.
It was 2020 when the lizards released the Apu-19 bioweapon upon Frogkind.
At the time they appeared to have our best interest at heart. We were dead wrong. (a thread 🧵)
It was 2020 when the lizards released the Apu-19 bioweapon upon Frogkind.
At the time they appeared to have our best interest at heart. We were dead wrong. (a thread 🧵)
At the time they walked among us as Frogs. Before they shed their skin and revealed who they really were. But more on that later...
At first we were told the Apu-19 virus was of natural origins. When people started asking questions, they were silenced...
At first we were told the Apu-19 virus was of natural origins. When people started asking questions, they were silenced...
When it was revealed the virus was artificial and released from a biolab, the news stopped talking about the origin story. Many Frogs fell victim to the memory hole. Most soon forgot.
We later discovered that the biolab was funded by some of our most famous and celebrated Frogs.
We later discovered that the biolab was funded by some of our most famous and celebrated Frogs.
The Apu-19 virus swept the Frognation. The news kept everyone afraid. Our leaders locked us in our homes and shut down our businesses. Everything stopped.
But, as it turned out, the virus was not even harmful! We discovered that we had been tricked...
But, as it turned out, the virus was not even harmful! We discovered that we had been tricked...
In the meantime our "leaders" were gearing up for an even bigger and more sinister plan – The LizerVaxx.
They released the LizerVaxx to all of Frogkind. Inside it was a bioweapon far more dangerous than the virus.
They released the LizerVaxx to all of Frogkind. Inside it was a bioweapon far more dangerous than the virus.
Most Frogs took the Vaxx. Many #diedsuddenly. Many became #vaccineinjured and turned into weird looking Apu frogs. They became distorted and talked funny.
And yet still, nobody talked about it.
Now only a few Frogs remain alive and unvaxxed.
But things get much worse...
And yet still, nobody talked about it.
Now only a few Frogs remain alive and unvaxxed.
But things get much worse...
Soon after the vaccine, the majority of our most loved and celebrated frogs – our leaders and celebrities – revealed themselves to be Lizards. Run by a hive mind company called LizerCorp in a galaxy far far away.
Their leader - a disgusting short tongue frog eater – Queen Lizer
Their leader - a disgusting short tongue frog eater – Queen Lizer
They declared war on all Frogkind.
We were forced to go underground and regroup. Gather our strength for the war that is to come.
The Lizer Legion is strong, organized, and full of resources.
We have little hope.
We were forced to go underground and regroup. Gather our strength for the war that is to come.
The Lizer Legion is strong, organized, and full of resources.
We have little hope.
The few Frogs we have left have taken up roles of leadership.
Those of us that were dumb enough to take the vaccine became Apus.
They are still our brothers, but their minds are no longer capable of individual thought.
I mean, just look at this tard
Those of us that were dumb enough to take the vaccine became Apus.
They are still our brothers, but their minds are no longer capable of individual thought.
I mean, just look at this tard
Now, few Frogs remain unvaxxed and loyal to our values of individualism, private property, truth, and freedom.
The coming war will be the biggest in mankinds history.
There are only 2 options: Total control by the Lizards (total slavery of frogs) or FREEDOM AND WINNING
The coming war will be the biggest in mankinds history.
There are only 2 options: Total control by the Lizards (total slavery of frogs) or FREEDOM AND WINNING
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