Thread by @gemmagould

Ok folks I know when you have seen Grease you think the song is Beauty School Dropout, well I hate to break it to you but it's actually School Teacher Dropout #ToriesOut194
#FcktheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs
#GeneralElectionNow

Your Story wont end well
You Tory Ne’er do well
You may well even end up in the dock
Your seat not looking safe now
Your career’s down the pan now
Basically everyone knows you’re a c*ck

La, la la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la

School Teacher dropout
No parents’ evening for you
School Teacher dropout
No marking and the kids hated you
You left the job you couldn’t hack you try so hard to look swanker
But after spending all that dough on suits you still look like a w*nker!

Better get movin' (better get movin')
No keeping your feeble career alive?
What are you provin'? (What are you provin')
You've got no dream you’ve got no drive

Why go for re-election, you’re really just a gobshite
Take your Chiltern Hundreds and go search a job site (la la la la la)
La la la la
La la la la la la

School Teacher dropout (School Teacher dropout)
Hanging around like a bad smell
School Teacher dropout (School Teacher dropout)
I see your tyranny has served you well

Well, you couldn’t hack it as a teacher
You think you're such a classist
But in reality you’re nothing
But a dirty bloody fascist!

Gullis don't sweat it (don't sweat it)
You're not cut out for any job
Better forget it (forget it)
After all you’re just a slob

Now your mask has slipped
On your words you tripped
And still you think you’re cool
Hate to break it to you Gullis you’re just a fool

Gulllis, you blew it
You put our great nation to shame
Gullis, you know it
Even damn Maggie would say the same

Now it’s turned to sh*t
We’re sick of it
You really should resign
Whether you choose to go or get kicked out is just fine

School Teacher dropout (School Teacher dropout)
You couldn’t hack it
School Teacher dropout (school teacher dropout)
You really f*cked it
School Teacher dropout (school teacher dropout)
You couldn’t hack it