Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks🐟 🇪🇺🇬🇧🕷's Threads

Apr 3 • 18 tweets • 3 min read

To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire I give you the latest parody. With some serious artistic license, not in any chronological order and credit for the first two verses and the chorus going to @HutchPopperson
This is We Didn't want the liars 👇#ALtLyricsParodyCrew Boris Johnson, Mad Nads, mystery daughter, Bojo’s Dad
Social media, Daily Mail, smelly people go to jail.
David Cameron, Michael Gove, pigs heads, grams of blow.
North London, South London, are apparently “no go”.

Sep 5, 2023 • 8 tweets • 2 min read

In light of Gillian Keegan's rant yesterday I thought I'd collate a list of things the Tories have done a "fucking good job" at
Please feel free to add to it
#ToriesOut425 #TakeAChillPillGill
1. Screwing over a school generation
2. breaking the law with parties during lockdown 3. Gaslighting the nation
4. Back Tracking on promises
5. lining their mates pockets
6. lining their own pockets
7. tax dodging
8. Underfunding the schools
9. Underfunding the NHS
10. causing strikes
11. going through PMs
12. Tanking the economy
13. Destroying our rivers

Aug 22, 2023 • 24 tweets • 8 min read

The importance of the ECHR a thread
The ECHR was set up in the wake of WW2 and the Holocaust. The UK was integral to the ECHR with British Lawyers drafting large sections of it and Winston Churchill being a vociferous advocate for it. /1 The ECHR was a BRITISH idea and drafted by BRITISH Lawyers to protect citizens from abuses of state. /2

Aug 11, 2023 • 23 tweets • 5 min read

Clearsprings Ready Homes Ltd has a gov contract worth £1billion to provide housing for refugees and asylum seekers for the Home Office in Wales and S England which is due to expire in 2029. But who are they?
Please note it's not in order or likely complete
A thread /1 Clearsprings Ltd have been providing “ready to move in” homes for central and local government since 2000 (more on this later) /2

Jul 25, 2023 • 21 tweets • 9 min read

Please note this is by no means complete.
A cursive google search will bring up more than I can fit into a tweet. All of this was taken from the public domain.
I give you some of the New Cons a thread /1
#NewCons This is Gareth Bacon. In 2023 he caused outrage when suggesting that people using foodbanks should look at how they “manage their personal finances”. He also signed a letter that referred to far-right antisemitic conspiracy theory “cultural marxism”. He is MP for Orpington /2

May 18, 2023 • 22 tweets • 4 min read

In light of Anne Widdecombe’s abhorrent comments and the rise of food poverty I feel it necessary to have an open honest discussion about malnourishment in early years and the affect it can have. #FoodPoverty a thread /1 Please do not mistake this. I am not looking for anyone’s sympathy the events happened along time ago I am using my own experience to raise awareness of the wider issue at hand. /2

May 17, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read

We hear a lot of people banging on about "Free Speech/Freedom of Speech". This is a misnomer we do NOT have Free Speech in this country nor do we have "Freedom of Speech" per se. We have Freedom of Expression. /1 It is not an absolute right and never has been. Freedom of Expression is part of the Human Rights Act 1998 and is subject to a number of restrictions under law.
Moreover it is important to understand that Freedom of Expression does not mean Freedom from consequence /2

May 12, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Ok beauties here we go. It is this week's circle of love. Usual stipulation applies if you don't see yourself here
As always these are some of the most wonderful beings to exist if you feel inclined do give them a follow but above all else #SpreadTheLove 🥰❤️❣️

Circle 1
1. @dave43law - Fluffy
2. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
3. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
4. @theGrit_music - King
5. @ChirpyChet
6. @Greg_Pondering
7. @shoshanade
8. @topsyscatmum

May 12, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read

Feeling a little D.I.S.C.O today so I wrote an Ode to the odious one running our nation into the ground #AltLyricsParodyCrew #ToriesOut309 #GeneralElectionNow #SmallusBallus
R.I.S.H.I.
R.I.S.H.I
R.I.S.H.I.
R.I.S.H.I

He is Rishi
He is Rishi
He is Rishi
He is Rishi He is R – Rambunctious
He is I - Insufferable
He is S - Sanctimonious
He is H - Horrendous
He is - Insidious

He is R - Repugnant
He is I - Insipid
He is S - Scandalous
He is H - Heartless
He is - Ignorant

Mar 31, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Well excuse me, it's that time again when I break everyone's notifications and I'm not even sorry about it. Would you look at these fine creatures. They're bringing sexy back don'tcha know. 🥰♥️❤️
Usual stipulation applies #JusticeKingsAndQueens #SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
2. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
3. @dave43law - Fluffy
4. @theGrit_music - King
5. @HarryMoWolves
6. @garygilligan
7. @MarkBow25259003
8. @Jennysta007

Mar 24, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Looky looky looky ! This week's Circle of Love is here. These are just a handful of the most fabulous people to walk this Earth 🥰❤️😘
As always if you aren't here it doesn't mean you are not valued, this is just a snapshot in time ❤️#SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
2. @HarryMoWolves
3. @theGrit_music - King
4. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
5. @griff_sly_fox
6. @Jennysta007
7. @dave43law - Fluffy
8. @barrett38337513

Mar 17, 2023 • 6 tweets • 11 min read

Whoomph here it is! This week's Circle of Love 🥰All such wonderful humans. I am so grateful for you all ❤️.
As always if you aren't here you are still valued this is a snapshot in time #SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
2. @theGrit_music - King
3. @Carolin14982031
4. @BlokeOnWheels - Mr Pink Wig
5. @HarryMoWolves
6. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
7. @griff_sly_fox
8. @shoshanade

Mar 16, 2023 • 10 tweets • 3 min read

Return of the Mack you say? I think I rather prefer this version. Mark Morrison has nothing on me. This is Return of the Tax
#AltLyricsPardoyCrew
#ToriesOut252
#JeremyHuntIsARightSteveBaker
#FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well My name is Mr Hunt (yes, it is)
And I am really just a c*nt
Now the people they do say
The Tories cannot stay
'Cos I broke the NHS
Yes I left it in a mess
Now I’ve had to come again to show you that I’m mean

Mar 15, 2023 • 31 tweets • 6 min read

We need to talk about Long Covid a 🧵 #LongCovidAwarenessDay #LongCovidAwareness In January 2021 my partner caught covid. It was a little under 2 weeks before his 43rd Birthday. This was a month or so after the first vaccination was rolled out but he was not in the age bracket for it so hadn’t had one. /1

Mar 14, 2023 • 12 tweets • 4 min read

Please note this is by no means complete and only based on what I could find in the public domain also not in order
Stanley Johnson A 🧵/1
#BlockHisKnighthood #NoKnighthoodForDomesticAbusers #JohnsonsNepotismDishonourList #GetTheseToriesOut #ToriesOut

In an Biography he was accused of DV by his ex-wife Charlotte Fawcett. He claims it was “only once” . He hit her so hard he broke her nose and she was hospitalised. The book claims he was violent on multiple occasions over many years /2

Mar 10, 2023 • 6 tweets • 11 min read

Oh its Friday which can mean only one thing. It's that time again when I break my own and your notifications. Look at my circle of love. These are all glorious beautiful people. If you don't follow them you really should. #SpreadtheLove 🥰❤️🫶

Circle 1
1. @BlokeOnWheels - Mr Pink kWig
2. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
3. @Carolin14982031
4. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
5. @TheMeldrew
6. @HarryMoWolves
7. @dave43law - Fluffy
8. @MarkBow25259003

Mar 3, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Look at these beautiful creatures right here. I adore each and every one of them. If you aren't here please know you are valued and appreciated. This is a snapshot in time. 🥰❤️❣️🫶#SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
2. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
3. @LGalloway77 - Little Whisky (I'm thinking it much louder than you)
4. @MarkBow25259003
5. @TheMeldrew
6. @griff_sly_fox
7. @BlokeOnWheels - Mr Pink Wig/Dave
8. @Jennysta007

Feb 24, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read

Order repeat prescription, doctor fills out prescription sends to pharmacy, pharmacy emails me to say it is delayed due to no stock, medication is made in Belgium. This is happening every month now. Tell me again how there are no delays on meds due to the elephant in the room For clarity, no I can't take a substitute as you can't fluff around with anti-seizure meds, yes I do have an emergency stash but it is depleting rapidly, no this wasn't happening pre-Brexshit, yes I am concerned should I run out of meds, this is no joke . #BrexShitHasFailed

Feb 24, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Here it is! Look at this circle of love 🥰 Such beautiful people with beautiful souls.
As always if you aren't here you are still valued. #SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @JLFphoto - Mr Technic
2. @LGalloway77 - Little Whisky (I am thinking it)
3. @AlexSpindlow - Dr Spendlove
4. @griff_sly_fox
5. @Jennysta007
6. @MarkBow25259003
7. @BlokeOnWheels - Mr Pink Wig/Dave
8. @AllanGPaterson

Feb 22, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

If the Tories were fruit/veg:
Truss = Lettuce
Johnson = Plum
Mogg: Asparagus
Anderson: Radish
Gullis: Beetroot
Patel: Dragon Fruit
Raab: Jackfruit
Hunt: Lychee
Baker: Aubergine (nuff said)
Coffey: Pumpkin
Sunak: Carrot Braverman = Lemon (bitter as )
Mordaunt = Lime (see above)
Shapps = Avocado (name derives from the Aztec word for testicle so it fits)

Feb 17, 2023 • 6 tweets • 10 min read

Looky I found a way to do a circle again woohoo. Feast your eyes on these delicious creatures right here. Aren't they just glorious. As always if you aren't here it does not mean you aren't valued. 🥰❤️🫶#SpreadTheLove

Circle 1
1. @LGalloway77 aka Little Whisky
2. @JLFphoto aka Mr Technic
3. @AlexSpindlow aka Dr Spendlove
4. @AllanGPaterson
5. @Jennysta007
6. @dave43law aka Fluffy/The Godfather
7. @griff_sly_fox
8. @BlokeOnWheels aka Mr Pink Wig

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