A thread of portals to alternative dimensions that I have come across during walks in the British countryside.
1. Tunnel To The Sky.
1. Tunnel To The Sky.
2. Entrance to the Land Of Leaping Dogs.
3. Psychedelic Troll River.
4. Green Lane To Heaven.
5. Stonehenge Gets Drunk And Ends Up Far From Home.
6. Wild Garlic Box Of Doom.
7. Let’s Take A Break Then Come Back And Build The Rest Of This Interdimensional Portal In 300 Years.
8. “OIEO £750,000. Requires some updating.”
9. “STEP INTO THE HOLE OF MY TREEFACE TODAY TO EXPERIENCE A SPECIAL TREAT.”
10. Cave Of The Salt Witch.
11. My Frog Mouth Opens At Sundown. Don’t Be Late.
12. “You can’t miss it. Straight through the gate after the giant Ronnie Corbett spectacles.”
13. “Our third album, ‘Psychedelic Root Ball’, was extremely misunderstood at the time of its release, rather ahead of its time, and sold very poorly.”
14. Temptation Portal Of The Horticultural Elfwomen.
15. Kevin McCloud Goes Off The Rails.
16. View From Mike Oldfield’s Bathroom Window.
17. View Of The Site Of The Infamous ‘Property TV Presenter Massacre’ From The North West Quadrangle: May, 2043.
18. Invisible Hedge Of Doom.
19. Ambivalent Daytrip To The Intestine Chimney.
20. Bill Oddie’s Secret Pantry.
21. Faceless Penis Man Of Mid-Cornwall Will Take You On A Journey To The Other Side.
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