🔞 superheroes AU ft. kidnapping, noncon bondage, and noncon #wangxian (but it’s fine in the end), also #situationji I guess?
wwx and lwj are both superheroes but they have very different views on things and are always arguing!! One day, while having a heated argument on whether
you should risk your very to save a pet (lwj was losing because wwx asked if he would really let the bunnies burn to death in a fire), lwj is kidnapped by villains!
One moment lwj is there, trying not to cry at the thought of burned bunnies, and the next he’s been tied up and
tossed into a get away car!! Now, normally wwx wouldn’t been too concerned about that fuddy duddy being kidnapped, but they were in the middle of an argument dammit! If he doesn’t go rescue the man he’ll never stop wondering who would have won!!
So off wwx goes, killing all the
villains (another thing they often argue about, whether villains, who are constantly escaping custody, should just be killed so they don’t cause more problems) and finally finds lwj tied up in an abandoned warehouse looking very disheveled and… and… wait, what was wwx
doing again?
lwj moans around the gag in his mouth, wiggling and trying to loosen the ropes wrapped around him, his ripped clothing stretching open further and revealing more of his stunning chest and… and… wait, how did wwx end up here?
wwx moans as he shifts his hips,
moving lwj’s cock in and out of his hole.
“Sorry,” he mumbles into lwj’s ear and he buries lwj’s very sizeable cock completely inside himself again and again. “How was I supposed to resist getting you inside me when you’re just so pretty like this? Tied up like a present just
for me, looking like a fucking treat. Your beautiful mouth gagged so you can’t even complain. Fucking hell, I could ride your cock everyday,” he babbles as he rides lwj, grinding lwj’s glorious cock against his prostate until he’s coming across lwj’s pretty, defined abs and
a moment later lwj is filling him up with his cum as well.
/several minutes later/
wwx is absolutely panicking!! What did he just do!? He just- he just- he can’t even say it as he unties lwj, the magic infused ropes that contained lwj’s powers falling away.
“I’m so sorry!”
wwx says, falling to his knees. “I’ll accept any punishment you like! Jail! Death! You can even do the same thing to me if you like!! I’ll take to all with a smile- unless you want me to scream? I’ll totally scream if you want me to!!” wwx says too fast, to rhythmless. Is he
panicking? He’s probably panicking. At least he’ll get to die after having to best orgasm of his life-
“Mn,” lwj hums, “if wy is amenable I would very much like to do the same thing to him one day. After we have practiced.”
“Practiced?” wwx asks, confused about what in the
world is going on and why lwj isn’t just ripping his head, or other body parts, off.
“Mn,” lwj hums as he gathers a shocked wwx into his arms. “wy said he wanted my cock everyday. I agree to these terms,” lwj says before poofing them back to what wwx assumes is his bedroom and
dropping him onto a bouncy bed. “Personally,” lwj adds as he crawls menacingly over wwx, “I would prefer several times a day.”
wwx only manages to squeak before lwj is kissing and then stripping him, before railing him into next week.
~ end ~
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#wangxian 🔞 ft. noodleji, moderate sickness (but it’ll be fine!), dubcon
Noodleji is *not* happy! He is being noodlenapped! Noodlenapped, he says!
Wait, wait. Let’s go back a bit.
*cue vcr rewind sounds and a montage of noodleji being carried in the mouth of some animal,
picked up by the animal, poofing from human to noodleji form, walking from his apartment where he-*
lwj coughs. He is sick, unhappily sick, but it’s not too bad. Unfortunately his brother is away and unable to go get him some cough drops.
So out he goes, sliding on a mask and
warm clothes and walking the short distance to the store. He considered driving but figured it was a short enough walk that it would be fine, and he’s really thankful he walked when about 5 minutes in he starts to feel really woozy. So much for only being a little sick.
Modern wwx opens the door one day to find a cat staring up at him. His blinks at it and before he knows it the cat has scooted in between his legs and made itself at home: thus, wwx now has a cat.
He, of course, does his due diligence and posts about the cat in
a local f*book group and all his neighbours say the same thing: the cat is a stray and an unfriendly one at that!
wwx glances down at the affectionate cat purring in his lap and raises an eyebrow. Apparently the cat just has high standards! Which means it will definitely love
his husband when said husband returns from his business trip in a few days… whether his husband will love the cat in return… wwx isn’t quite sure, but is he going to let that stop him from outfitting his home with all the things his new child needs? Absolutely not!
#wangxian sfw fluff (it's actual fluff this time, I swear! lol)
lwj only uses emojis when his husband texts him. Well, it's not actually his wy texting, it's their son, A-Yuan, who quite often steals his baba's phone to text his diedie. He's only allowed to text lwj, his aunties
and uncles... and basically all of wwx's friends, because they always respond politely and he knows it pisses at least a few of them off.
But it's lwj A-Yuan texts the most, with weird collections of emojis that he has seen his son put A LOT of thought into. So lwj responds just
as seriously, slowly swiping through the emojis and sending his son back little stories, knowing that when he gets home they will exchange the story lwj was telling for the one A-Yuan thought of reading lwj's emoji text.
A-Yuan also knows how to use the other functions of the
#wangxian sfw, childhood abuse, not Jiang family friendly, mental health
Professor wwx who has a class after the beautiful Professor lwj’s intro to psychology class. One day he catches part of the lecture on memory and has a full on mental break down at the back of the class.
He’s heard all this before, of course, when he was a student taking psych 101, about how having a shitty memory is often due to either trauma or that part of your brain not being worked when you’re young.
The first time he simply read the information, memorized it for a test
and tucked it away in his mind. The first time he wasn’t ready to hear it, wasn’t ready to hear that his childhood had been empty and abusive, but this time he is.
This time he’s finally given up always defending his siblings supporting their mother. This time he hears the words
Modern lwj who lives below wwx and his son, who is potty training and doing very well! How does lwj know, you might ask, when he has never been able to say more than a shy “hello” to his pretty neighbour and his adorable son?
Well, they have a singing potty.
So every time A-Yuan uses the potty it plays a song… and the ceiling where they live is very thin. lwj knows the few songs it plays by heart and when he hears them go off he hums along and whispers a soft, “Good job, A-Yuan.”
One day though the songs stop and lwj knows it’s
because A-Yuan has grown into the big boy potty, and in a rare surge of extrovertedness, buys the child a bunny hoodie, as he has seen the boy often wearing bunny themed clothing, but never a hoodie. This one has ears and lwj really wants one for himself.
Non-trans, so butt sex. Our intestines bend (I believe to the left, looking down at yourself) about the length of a dick up, depending on dick length and how tall you are. If you’re playing with something big and firm that first section of
intestine stretches to accommodate the size of what’s going inside of you, if you’re playing with something long and flexible it can bend around the curve with a little effort (that part isn’t relevant, I just like sharing information lol)
Anyways, I would say there’s a second,
mostly closed opening there going straight up, like a cervix, that sperm can get inside and leads to a womb.
I’ve read stuff where non-trans mpreg requires a c-sections and occasionally they don’t really say butt birth… but the baby came out via the butt.