I am so close to 500 followers, I can feel it~ therefore, releasing silly stories and smut to get there!

#wangxian 🔞 modern au ft. computer enthusiast lwj x mothxian, bottomji, (slightly dubcon) mpreg + eggnancy, almost-humanxian x humanji/monsterfuckerji, and a happy ending! lwj has always loved computers, loved taking them apart and seeing how all the parts worked. He loved building his own desktops and building rigs for others. He loved upgrading and future proofing them. He loved downgrading and seeing how much he could make the computer

Happy Birthday Lan Zhan! Have some cathartic m*rder!

#WangXian 🔞 modern au ft. m*rdererji, not Jiang family friendly, abuse and neglect, mild to moderate gore, getting together, #darklanwangji

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“I’m so so so so so so so sorry, lz…” wy’s voice called through the phone, miserable and broken as he took quick steps. "Madam Yu insisted and I tried to get out of it but then jc *and* jiejie showed up at my place under threat of death to get me and bodily dragged me out and-"

"It is fine, wy," lz said, trying to sound convincing. He was pretty sure

#wangxian ft. trans!xian

lwj is fucking wwx’s pussy for the first time. Usually they do anal, because wwx isn’t a huge fan of being reminded he has another hole, but he’s in a mood and really enjoying himself! He’s enjoying himself so much than when he comes his pelvic muscles clamp down so hard that lwj’s cock just pops right out.

lwj didn’t know pussy’s were that strong! It’s a bit scary and he’s just kind of staring down in shock at himself, pressing up against his boyfriend’s cute

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~ Thread Fics ~ The Best Things I've Written!

https://twitter.com/_stiricide_/status/1617301907655266307

Long Fics!

I love them all! They are lovely, if I do say so myself ✨ The Alpha Bottomji x Alpha Topxian Fic

https://twitter.com/_stiricide_/status/1617302550763696128

The Omegaverse, Age Difference Bottomji Fic!

In which, alpha!lwj spends the summer with his friend omega!jyl in Lotus Pier and falls in love with older alpha!wwx, deals with jyl's suitors and a growing alpha rights movement. You can totally read the thread, but there is a cleaned up Ao3 link here: archiveofourown.org/works/42914226…

Check Ao3 for additional tags!

There are always links to the next tweet in the story at the bottom of chapters, so, if it's still publishing, you can come back to the thread!

Favourite Things I've Written!!

Mostly short!

Not that everything else isn't great, but these are my favourites~ The first thing I wrote!

In which, lwj helps wwx out when he can't find asmr he likes.

https://twitter.com/_stiricide_/status/1561169438941974530

Medium Fics!

Long enough that some have an Ao3 Version! In which, wwx accidentally becomes immortal and finds happiness.

Additional tags: canon divergence, implied lxc/jgy

https://twitter.com/_stiricide_/status/1580747621974839297

Short Fics!

They're Short! They're Cute! They're Sometimes Smutty! In which, lz ends up at the wrong fitness class and finds love.

https://twitter.com/_stiricide_/status/1562955943411089414

#wangxian 🔞 ft. getting together, phone sex (bit dubcon at the beginning, but quickly consensual)

Pre-relationship wx where wy always texts his bestest friend lz when he has weird dreams. lz regularly wakes to texts from wy about what kind of dream woke him up that night. wy: so there I was standing on the diving board and not know how to dive but the whole world is counting on me to win this competition against the aliens! So I’ve got to give it my all and look over into the stands and there you were lz! Rooting for me with a giant foam finger!!!

#wangxian 🔞 ft. noodleji, moderate sickness (but it’ll be fine!), dubcon

Noodleji is *not* happy! He is being noodlenapped! Noodlenapped, he says!

Wait, wait. Let’s go back a bit.

*cue vcr rewind sounds and a montage of noodleji being carried in the mouth of some animal, picked up by the animal, poofing from human to noodleji form, walking from his apartment where he-*

lwj coughs. He is sick, unhappily sick, but it’s not too bad. Unfortunately his brother is away and unable to go get him some cough drops.

So out he goes, sliding on a mask and

#wangxian sfw

Modern wwx opens the door one day to find a cat staring up at him. His blinks at it and before he knows it the cat has scooted in between his legs and made itself at home: thus, wwx now has a cat.

He, of course, does his due diligence and posts about the cat in a local f*book group and all his neighbours say the same thing: the cat is a stray and an unfriendly one at that!

wwx glances down at the affectionate cat purring in his lap and raises an eyebrow. Apparently the cat just has high standards! Which means it will definitely love

🔞 superheroes AU ft. kidnapping, noncon bondage, and noncon #wangxian (but it’s fine in the end), also #situationji I guess?

wwx and lwj are both superheroes but they have very different views on things and are always arguing!! One day, while having a heated argument on whether you should risk your very to save a pet (lwj was losing because wwx asked if he would really let the bunnies burn to death in a fire), lwj is kidnapped by villains!

One moment lwj is there, trying not to cry at the thought of burned bunnies, and the next he’s been tied up and

#wangxian sfw fluff (it's actual fluff this time, I swear! lol)

lwj only uses emojis when his husband texts him. Well, it's not actually his wy texting, it's their son, A-Yuan, who quite often steals his baba's phone to text his diedie. He's only allowed to text lwj, his aunties and uncles... and basically all of wwx's friends, because they always respond politely and he knows it pisses at least a few of them off.

But it's lwj A-Yuan texts the most, with weird collections of emojis that he has seen his son put A LOT of thought into. So lwj responds just

#wangxian sfw, childhood abuse, not Jiang family friendly, mental health

Professor wwx who has a class after the beautiful Professor lwj’s intro to psychology class. One day he catches part of the lecture on memory and has a full on mental break down at the back of the class. He’s heard all this before, of course, when he was a student taking psych 101, about how having a shitty memory is often due to either trauma or that part of your brain not being worked when you’re young.

The first time he simply read the information, memorized it for a test

#wangxian mildly 🔞

Modern lwj who lives below wwx and his son, who is potty training and doing very well! How does lwj know, you might ask, when he has never been able to say more than a shy “hello” to his pretty neighbour and his adorable son?

Well, they have a singing potty. So every time A-Yuan uses the potty it plays a song… and the ceiling where they live is very thin. lwj knows the few songs it plays by heart and when he hears them go off he hums along and whispers a soft, “Good job, A-Yuan.”

One day though the songs stop and lwj knows it’s

Now I’m thinking about this so:

Non-trans, so butt sex. Our intestines bend (I believe to the left, looking down at yourself) about the length of a dick up, depending on dick length and how tall you are. If you’re playing with something big and firm that first section of

https://twitter.com/BR4TWWX/status/1615494074080829442

intestine stretches to accommodate the size of what’s going inside of you, if you’re playing with something long and flexible it can bend around the curve with a little effort (that part isn’t relevant, I just like sharing information lol)

Anyways, I would say there’s a second,

250+ followers celebrator smut! Extra for my #wangxian bottomji fic (linked below in case anyone randomly finds this and wants to read!) This takes place in the middle of chapter 5.

Reminder that this is a bit dubcon, as wwx and lwj discussed what lwj was okay with the night before but nothing after that. lwj literally doesn't care (or even acknowledge) when wwx tells him what happened during this scene (because he doesn't care, he's like Xian-gege can do anything to me), but wwx is aware that he should be saying no, but just can't bring himself to.

Ah~ I got to 250+ followers woo~~~ 🎉🥳

Thank you for your support 🫡

I said I’d do something so… I have four shortish (like… 4000-8000 words?) smut stories that are either partially written or planned. I’ll let you all vote on which you want me to write! Option 1: continuation of my a/b/o mob boss!xian fic, where alphaxian holds a meeting with the other mob families while having some sexy fun with omegaji. Warning for inc*est/inc*st adjacent content, as lqr and lxc are in attendance.

This one: archiveofourown.org/works/42562743

#wangxian @xmasjoy22 #xmasjoy Day 25: gifts 🔞 ft. modern au, angst with a happy ending and mentions of canon typical homelessness and abuse

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wwx has never really liked xmas.

He only had a few memories of xmas with his parents. They hadn’t celebrated but he remembered the atmosphere, happy and light and filled with laughter. He remembered his parents donating time and money and toys and warm winter coats to people in need. He remembered peeking up over the counter at the shelter while they scooped out bowls of food for people with no place to go

#wangxian 🔞 ft. wlw, comphet wwx, past wangxian/others, inspired by a Reddit post

wy does not understand kissing. She’s kissed tons of guys, alright? But it just… it just is? She doesn’t get what the big deal is about. Seriously, having some dude suck on your face is, in her experience, highly unpleasant.

The first time she told this to her best friend, lz, she gave wy that weird, pained look she usually did when wy talked about boys, which wy doesn’t think is fair! Yes, her friend might be gay, gay, gay but wy is straight as can be and