muahaha, teaching my honchkrow moves with high critical hit ratios to combine with its super luck crit hit booster ability #PokemonScarletViolet#NintendoSwitch
hmmmmm do I wanna give honchkrow an item to further boost crits, or one to boost accuracy? HMMMMMM
Imma go for boosting crit ratio even more bc the moves are pretty accurate already. battle strategy: make strengths OP and don’t even bother compensating for weakness
now to take on the psychic gym and see how this menace offense honchkrow holds up >:3 after a lil grinding to level up some more
pleased to inform everyone that my honchkrow has *only* landed critical hits with this setup, time to take on the gym and ace it 💪🏻
LMAOOOO psychic gym had four pokémon and I defeated them with four moves. this honchkrow is too powerful >:3
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every time this discourse comes up I need to remind people that suppressing, censoring, and limiting art does far, far more harm than anything the art contains. you can destroy minds while leaving bodies intact by limiting the imagination. the whole point is there’s no right way
sometimes you don’t need a nuanced villain. sometimes you DO want to tell a black-and-white morality story. and sometimes you want to write a nuanced villain so fucked up that you scare yourself that you thought of it. and ALL of it is valid
the current rise in fascism isn’t from media, it’s from a complete ignorance and lack of education on how to critical think, and if you don’t have basic-ass critical thinking skills for literary analysis and social analysis, of course you fall sway to harmdoers. come on
every time I throw a pokéball in pokémon go I try to figure out the formula for how the parabola of pokéball trajectory is calculated
I think there’s a distance constant of how far the pokémon is and it interacts with a catch ratio that’s CP-dependent and likely species-dependent, and the difficulty multiplier of the shrinking target circle, and each pokémon must have a catch radius where a ball will activate
from there it’s a matter of capturing a few points on the touchscreen as the player throws and you can use a derivative to calculate a throw speed and combine that with throw path that gets interpolated on an imaginary z-axis to turn the 2D line into a 3D trajectory
chinese ppl jewish ppl
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can only trust us to really give a shit about us
the radio is on at work and I’m like sure karen, your fear of a car driving slowly as you’re on a walk after events is totally equivalent to me not leaving my house yesterday out of concern my neighborhood will experience a repeat attack
is it possible for white goyim to express sympathy without needing to make it relatable and centered on their feelings with a totally unparallel example? it’s a mystery
the nice thing about basing my creative practice on “write the fucked-up shit” is knowing I have solid #JobSecurity bc AI is unable to match the ingenuity of human depravity
where’s that old bash.org about an elaborate scheme that ends “and then my decapitated head lands on my hands that have superglue on them” and an interlocutor replies like “dude I don’t think I want to be friends with you anymore”
it’s embarrassing how deeply “I put on my robe and wizard hat” is embedded in my psyche. is there a backup of bash.org cuz I miss it
note to self for hacker/machine D/s erotica: infinity as the machine’s experience of orgasm; getting machine to divide by zero as coming; asymptotes as edging; limits as constraint and bondage
what is the little death but dividing by zero and returning null
combine with splicing & rewiring and fucking with electrical current as the bloodplay & breathplay of inorganic machines