Thread by @crabyue

Baby lan zhan gets lost in cloud recess and ends up far far from his dada and shifu in a forest?!

Baby lan zhan does not cry so easily but you can see the tears already brimming in his eyes. And and then!

A big white fluffy thing flops in front of him!

It's pink nose twitching right in front of tiny lan zhan's face!
Lan zhan stopped tearing up to glare at the fluffy object.

He put a chubby hand forward and booped the bunny.

The bunny miraculously hadn't been scared away by pocket sized lan zhan yet! But it ran back into the

Burrows and bushes of the forest.

Now lan zhan was alone again.🥺

Then suddenly, rustling sounds come.

An army of bunnies the size of a toddler hop hop their way to lan zhan!!

Lan zhan is scared of being alone and of big ants and honestly he's a little bit scared right now.

The rabbits come to a halt in front of the baby and let the baby pat pat it's fur.

Baby lan zhan might be a bit rough with the bunnies with his curiosity but the gusu bunnies have ripped muscles under those soft fluffy bodies of theirs so it's okay!!

Baby lan zhan loves this

Now he has 1, 2 ,3 ,4.5 ,6 ,7 ,8, 9, 10 ,11 ,13 ....(he forgot the numbers okay? He's just a baby!) Bunny friends!!!

His only friend was huan gege but now he has so many!!!

This is how a frantic lan qiren and lan huan find their baby lan zhan. Drowning in a pile of

White, brown and black creatures with huge teeth and hopping here and there and crushing a baby their size!

The sword glare from lqr is enough for the poor bunnies to run for their lives.

They check baby lan zhan's body for ay bite or scratch marks.
Lan huan brushes lan zhan's

hair down neatly which was sticking out in every direction and straightens the smol forehead ribbon.

There's a small scratch mark on lan zhan's bigg cheeks which he is puffing up right now and looks sad and angry.

"Shufu scawed away fwends!!"

Baby lan zhan doesn't budge and

Has to be varied out of the forest like a stack of paper under the arm.

He pouts and tears up to everyone's dismay but the damage is done. They can't find the bunnies again. Shufu scared them too much!! Shufu also says pets are not allowed to quell lan zhan's anger of him but

That only makes lan zhan sadder. So no pets and wild bunnies anymore? They were a-zhans only friends!

Lqr and lan huan feel bad for their actions and promise to buy lan zhan bunny toys instead! They manage to take the baby to the infirmary and apply a salve on the scratch on

Lan zhan's big cheekies.

So when one day a teenage Wei Wuxian smuggles two fat bunnies into the library pavillion and plop them on lan zhan's lap the latter doesn't immediately start punishing the boy.

He leaves his work and strokes the bunnies. Then remembers the no pets rule

And leaves the bunnies gently to deal with Wei Wuxian.

"Eheh stop chasing me er gege look at those bunnies going! Theyre both males still!!! Ahahahahhaahh"

After kicking out the infuriating boy that makes his heart go doki doki

he sits down near the now dozing off bunnies and scoops them into his lap. He pats them gently and softly. A small smile paints his face.

Now he has a friend and bunnies.

If lan zhan makes a red and blue ribbon for the black and white bunnies and settles then near the

Outskirts of cloud recess and goes daily to feed them or spend time with them lan qiren doesn't complain.

Lan Xichen also sometimes comes to sit with his baby brother and his growing bunny army to take a break from his duties.

lan zhan could finally have his bunny friends.

Maybe his feelings for Wei Ying weren't just hate and irritation...
#wangxian #babyLWJseason
#YearOfTheRabbit
Inspired by the army of huge bunnies that used to live in my backyard when i was a toddler. My mom was terrified of them and never let me close to them. They were giant.

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