Thread by @gemmagould

I apologise in advance to anyone who likes Royals by Lorde but I just couldn't help myself #ToriesOut200 #FckTheToriesButNotLiterallyObvs #PayYourTaxesYouTaxDodgingUselessBollockFeature #BackCrackAndSackMrNutsack #IThinkIHaveAParodyProblem #ItsAllTheToriesFault

I’ve never done a hard day’s work no stress
I got my job from having friends in high places
and I am proud of my address
in a high class town, no working class faces

But every day’s like
Champagne, Caviar, drinking in the commons
coked up, pissed up no seat belt on the car runs
We don’t care
We’re just living our grifting life

While the nations like
Starving, freezing cannot heat our homes now
Striking, out there on the picket line now
We don’t care
We're busy hiding our tax affairs

And we’ll never be loyal
To anyone but ourselves
That kind of ethics just ain’t for us
We even got rid of Lettuce Truss
We gonna be your rulers
Ruling by tyranny
And we’ll rule (we’ll rule, we’ll rule, we’ll rule)
Trashing your rights so cheerily

My friends and I, we’ve trashed your rights
We count our cash on the plane to a party
And everyone who knows us knows
That we’re fine with this, ‘coz we came from money

But every day’s like
Champagne, Caviar, drinking in the commons
coked up, pissed up no seat belt on the car runs
We don’t care
We’re just living our grifting life

While the nations like
Starving, freezing cannot heat our homes now
Striking, out there on the picket line now
We don’t care
We're busy hiding our tax affairs

And we’ll never be loyal
To anyone but ourselves
That kind of ethics just ain’t for us
We even got rid of Lettuce Truss
We gonna be your rulers
Ruling by tyranny
And we’ll rule (we’ll rule, we’ll rule, we’ll rule)
Trashing your rights so cheerily

Oh
Oh (oh, oh)
We’re nastier than you ever dreamed
And I’m in love with our fascist scheme
Oh
Oh (oh, oh)
We’re the Tories we don’t care
We’re just hiding our tax affairs

And we’ll never be loyal
To anyone but ourselves
That kind of ethics just ain’t for us
We even got rid of Lettuce Truss
We gonna be your rulers
Ruling by tyranny
And we’ll rule (we’ll rule, we’ll rule, we’ll rule)
Trashing your rights so cheerily