Thread by @MumbaichaDon

My Autobiography in this THREAD:

I'm “Queen Khan"....oops. Sorry. Typo Error.

I'm “King Khan" and “I'm not a Terrori$t”. Atleast you can't PROVE.

I'm “बादशाह ऑफ बॉलीवुड". And tell that @MumbaichaDon to stop calling it BLOODYwood. It's my order.

So let me start!

1/18

I'm grandson of a great grandfather, Shah Nawaz Khan, who participated in Freedom Struggle with Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose.

It's a MINOR Issue that he spread the lies of Netaji's Aircraft crash to General Public and specifically, to Netaji's Indian National Army Cadets.

2/18

Don't you dare to blame my grandfather Shah Nawaz Khan for this because it was in the best interest of Nation. Remember, Interest of Nation was in Wellness of Jawaharlal Nehru “Ji" & my grandfather did exactly that. Why should Netaji become bigger when Nehru “Ji" was there.

3/18

And such a Noble Soul was Nehru “Ji" that he REWARDED my grandfather for this Treachery (that's what some people say) towards Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose & INA...with Ministerial Posts.

Propagating THEORY of Netaji's Death in Aircraft crash can't be called as Crime! Right?

4/18

ऐसे थे हमारे दद्दाजान। He chose Correct Person OVER Loyalty & became The Parliamentary Secretary & Deputy Minister of Railway & Transport for 11 years (1952–1956) & (1957–1964). He was Food & Agricultural Minister also.

Don't you dare call him a Traitor! He was Smart!

5/18

Continuing with such smartness...
Even I started HOARDING of KEROSENE in Delhi. We had an Kerosene Distribution Agency (thanks to our close relations with Indira Khan-Gandhi) in name of My Mother. After her death,I applied for transfer in my name & used to HOARD Kerosene.

6/18

बेड़ा गर्क हो उस दिल्ली पुलिस का who ARRESTED me for such a Small CRIME! But what difference does it make? I got bail within hrs, again thanks to Indira Khan-Gandhi “Ji"!

वैसे, I'm a habitual Law-breaker & my encounter with Govt Agencies is quite Regular & Normal.

7/18

I was fined ₹193784 by BMC for constructing an illegal ramp outside my bungalow 'Mannat' in Bandra.

भाई,गजब की नाइंसाफी है। बंगला मेरा, तो उसके सामने की पूरी सड़क मेरी हुई की नहीं?

But these BMC Officials were not ready to listen & broke MY Ramp & fined me!

INTOLERANCE!

8/18

That's not all! BMC even demolished illegal canteen at my production house,Red Chillies, at Malad (West).

What did I do? I covered open terrace & converted into Canteen! BMC creeps started saying it's a “Fire Trap" & demolished.

How can it be Fire Trap. Am I less than 🔥?

9/18

Mind you..it never happened under CONgress Central or State Govt! Started ONLY after Modi became PM. Such RISING INTOLERANCE in Country! How dare they ask questions to The Queen Khan?

When I raised this question DELIBERATELY before Bihar Elections..I was bullied. Poor Me!

10/18

And what does your Modi think? I don't understand how elections are faught? Even I used to FUND elections of Cousin Sister Noor Jehan in PAKISTAN!!

Why Pakistan? Afterall, It's my Mother Country. So obviously...I have more bonding with Pakistan than your India.

11/18

I love Pakistani Cricketers! I wanted them to play IPL also. But your Dictator Modi didn't allow them. So what, if Pakistan spreads SOME Terr0rism in your India. You must understand that it's their business. Why can't you tolerate SOME Terr0rism which helps them survive?

12/18

What? How do I know? Oh, come on!!

Don't you know that Ex-ISI Chief Pakistan's new ISI chief, Lt Gen Zahir-ul-Islam, is the nephew of my Grandfather Shah Nawaz Khan and through him, we share a tenuous link.

That's not all!!

13/18

My business partners Tony Ashai & Rehan Siddique!! What guys they are!! Directly connected with ISI !!

Ashai, who lives in America & business partner with me in Dubai, is famous for inflammatory statements on Kashmir. He funds Separatists & Stone-pelters in Kashmir.

14/18

Rehan Siddique is a Pakistani, based on Houston. He owns a radio channel where he regularly espouses terr0ri$t activity in Kashmir. He organises my shows all over World & then profits are routed to ISI which funds UNEMPLOYED MISGUIDED youths in Kashmir to fire FEW Bullets.

15/18

So it's business, You know & your Modi calls it Terr0rism! Shame!!

If Not for business,why would I have GLORIFIED Dreaded Terr0rist like Abdul Latif in my Movie? Okay,he was involved in 1993 Bombblasts, he used to e£iminate some Hindus by Rioting..
He also deserves GLORY!

16/18

Your SC only says...Every Sinner has a Future...So, I just Glorified his Past. Afterall, धंधे का कोई उसूल नहीं होता!! Right?

NOW, think of my power & think of your stature in front of me!

Do you people Even have any औकात to stop my upcoming movie?

17/18

I laugh out loud at these #BoycottPathan type campaigns..
because I know that Hindus are born fools. They will never understand My Actual Character! I will give them some SKIN SHOW & they'll come wagging their tongue out.

Afterall..I'm Queen Khan & I'm...

What? Get lost!

18/18

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