Spent last two days at Twitter in SF talking to engineers, product managers and yes, @elonmusk. Learned a ton about what’s going on. Before I share, want to note that after couple hour meeting I asked Elon what I could share and he said, “anything that’s true.”
🧵time…
“A Fractal Rube Goldberg Machine.”
That’s what @elonmusk called Twitter. As they fix the code more problems arise. A delicate balance he likened to a Jenga tower. One wrong move the whole thing collapses. They’re working nonstop, and both times I met him were after midnight.
I met with several engineers who were doing a deep dive on why my account and so many others seem to be absolutely crushed after that two or three week return to normalcy when Elon first took over. They still have more questions than answers, but they did learn a bunch of stuff.
We’re almost at the phase of the simulation when zombie like humans with exploding hearts attack the CDC headquarters for revenge… 🍿🍿🍿
Media will frame them as suicide bombers because of exploding hearts. Adam Schiff will lead commission on how “The Walking Dead” radicalized them. CNN will refer to them as “The Heart Attackers.”
In season finale Bill Gates is aboard his yacht outside Monaco when one of his servants heart explodes causing him to drop the foie gras by on Bill’s fancy flip flops. He looks just off screen and says, “Release Covid XP.”
Now watch in real time as media and Dems try to destroy her. Meanwhile she will find nothing but support and love from the purported intolerant side, whom she will still have disagreements with related to abortion, welfare state, etc…